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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 336 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 531 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,052
Did Vance get spirited away or am I just blind and dumb?

Edit: Noticed this.

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Vance seems to have the most coaching from the producers out of any of the "real" fish. It doesn't seem to have amounted to much tho, as his character won't budge an inch from an exhilarating cocktail of "Office Jim stares into camera" and "Normie backbites the most extroverted autist."

Winning challenges by having a triple-digit IQ is his only hope. At this point it's unlikely that he kicks it up a notch with a move like actually confronting Jon or seducing Letty.
 
Jon's not bad as long as he isn't tard-raging.
Jon seems to only act out if he has someone to impress, kinda like a middle-schooler. Jason Goldstriker is coming? Time to be alpha as fuck and workout really hard so I can out-sweat him when he arrives. Letty talking about books? She should read this cool new thing called the Holy Bible™ that you should read out loud so we can talk about it.

I'll double-down on me saying he reminds me of AirsoftFatty but he also reminds me of basically anyone who crafts their personality around the people they talk to and tries to impress them at every turn.
 
Shit, correction, all four of the girls have Baby Fever. The only guy in the house being a responsible father is Mauro, which I find surprising.
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Mauro is a man of God. He wears a crucifix and has a Lady Guadalupe shirt on. Ignore Jon, he's a false prophet.
 
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