🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[luigismanslave]

genuinely such an uncomfortable mess. i know this is hell house but this is some strangulating levels of "should the genuine tards be interrogating the weird chinese pedophile?". perhaps i'll sleep and catch up tomorrow when i'm less exhausted

 

[coof coof]

"Bwo youwe being wiwwey awtistic wight now" - Jon

 

[retard strength]

I remember reading a theory that Sam and Tardjet picked people with deep and embarrassing social media histories for audiences to dig up and use overtime. Between Lettys ex and Simmons I am confident they did not do this.

You assume it was a woman and not just the day when Mauro was turned gay George Takei style

Convinced that Mauro is gay, since the day he temporarily broke out of his comatose state for more than four hours and spoke to others, before slipping back into it. Pray for the Hawaiian Snorlax.

 

[Aidan]

Why does everything always pop off super late at night? I want to sleep, Goddammit.

Reminds me of late night with friends after a busy day and having "real talk" in an otherwise quiet house. Good times.

 

[DustBuns]

Jon could unironically be a diehard autistic interrogator because he doesn't know when to stop.

 

[curbside2]

Jesus fucking christ man 100 pages since yesterday. I don't know if I can keep up anymore bros

You’d be missing out.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

please end my speculation. is mauro gay?

I think the girls all think he's gay, and that says it all.

 

[dramamine]

JON IS THREATENING TO KILL THE BABY TO PUNISH SIMMONS

 

[Meth Until Death]

Jesus fucking christ man 100 pages since yesterday. I don't know if I can keep up anymore bros

Take my energy bro, we're all gonna make it

They're goading Jon into killing his baby lol

Lettie is now horrifically assaulting Jon, it's a complete massacre. Fishtank will never be the same

 

[FuckZiggers]

"Yew scawed?"

 

[wiggle biggle]

Simmons book is getting close to topping the Amazon bestseller list for camping.

 

[cwestg]

jons confronting simmons in front of everyone

kinda, for a minute. wish he kept on it

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Jon just need to be certain the mother of his child isn't a danger to it.

 

[Aidan]

Jon could unironically be a diehard autistic interrogator because he doesn't know when to stop.

JCS wouldn't know what to do with him as he broke every rule in the book and got a rock solid confession without even trying.

 

[stink rink]

Jon just joked that he was gonna hit Letty with the bible and everyone believed him. Mauro told him to calm down as he reeled up. His retardation is believable to retards.

 

[TwoToedTed]

God I hope Jon kills the baby

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Aristides]

THAT TIMING HOLY. Simmons walks back in as Vance was in middle of saying how weird he is.

Everyone was quietly questioning the content of Simmons' creepy camp counselor book until he walked in, now it's quiet and weird. Simmons' social credit is in the red, the tension is unbearable. Jon is pushing the envelope again over and over: "Did you eva date anyone? Did you eva hook up with them? How long weh you at camp for? You didn't hook up with anyone?" All in a row. Simmons is ignoring him and acting like he's falling asleep, or maybe he just really doesn't care.
Jet comes in and explains that Simmons was being questioned over a potential knife and warns everyone that weapons get you kicked off the show. He says something, they laugh, then he leaves. Now we're back to Simmons' Skinner box.

I almost can’t handle this tension and suspense.

What other show makes you feel what this one does? This is real life.

 

[The Man With No Name]

As I watched Josie go back up to her room for bed, I wondered if this will be the thing that turns everyone against Damiel. If he fucks this up for Josie, everyone will hate him instantly.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

please end my speculation. is mauro gay?

He is a godly man who is extra THICC. Sex is of no use to him.