Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[jts1281]

That looks so incredibly painful. Do you think he's fingering it trying to masturbate? I wouldn't put it past him. If that's the case he's probably gonna get a really bad infection, and/ or open up the wound again.

 

[Ozul]

It's the beginning of the end. Nice knowing all of ya.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

You just know he's gonna be at it with dildos, too. Dear godbear...

 

[CatParty]

Speak for yourself.

I just know his coffin will be filled to the brim with copies of Sonic Boom, pickle jars and notes reading JUUUULAY.

Lol there's no money for a coffin

 

[tardwrangler]

chris's doctor confirmed for a-log

 

[XH 502]

Chris is claiming this wound showed up two Friday's ago and that he went to the doctor last Friday and 'yesterday' which is Saturday. So he saw a doctor twice and the doctor told him he was fine?

I'm calling bullshit. Either Chris never went to a doctor or he did go to one and didn't tell them about the wound. If it was just a checkup and Chris didn't tell the doctor, then yeah, the doctor is going to say "you're fine"

My guess is that Chris consulted an "internet doctor" on this one.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

As much as it would be a fitting lolcow death thinking Internet Wizards and his own magic powers caused a sex change I really hope he seeks help, I think he will eventually when the pain worsens.

 

[MrTroll]

Well, holy shit... No way Chris showed that to a doctor claiming it was a vagina and was told it's fine.

Nah, doctors are probably terrified of getting sued for discrimination by telling dudes who wear dresses and cut gashes in their groins that they are not True and Honest Womyn with beautiful, natural TransVaginas. I'm okay with this though because hopefully it will lead to more trannies dying of infection.

Nature: 1
Chris: 0

 

[Randy Lahey]

Lol there's no money for a coffin

we'll have to tape up some cardboard into a coffin shape

 

[Slowinthemind]

As much as it would be a fitting lolcow death thinking Internet Wizards and his own magic powers caused a sex change I really hope he seeks help, I think he will eventually when the pain worsens.

Are you saying he needs his pickle inspected?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I'm calling bullshit. Either Chris never went to a doctor or he did go to one and didn't tell them about the wound.

This is a very bad spot - so far as I can tell, Chris will just straight up lie right now about visiting doctors and what they say to him. It's a different beast from when he used to say exactly what happened in reality, but then try to put a dumb spin on it to make himself look correct. It really looks to me like he's a whole new level of delusional from what the majority of christory has shown.

Disclosure, since some probably wonder: I haven't interacted with Chris in years. I have talked to a couple people in recent times who talk to him, and those people specifically are disgusted by, worried by, and looking for a way to discourage this. I don't know all the people who talk to him - e.g., I don't know who his "manager" is (or even if there is one, really). But from what people I have talked to, the impression I get is that people are having a much harder time reaching him because they can't even get a straight answer about what's going on.

I'm saying this because if Chris is going to kill himself at some point, maybe no one can stop him, but if there is an individual who has propagated this, stop it. I don't really believe that there is. I think the sad truth is that this is all a product of Chris's mind. But if someone else is doing it, stop it.

 

[Zarkov]

Lol there's no money for a coffin

No worries, I'll make one. All I need is some CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC.

 

[Mark Corrigan]

Chris is claiming this wound showed up two Friday's ago and that he went to the doctor last Friday and 'yesterday' which is Saturday. So he saw a doctor twice and the doctor told him he was fine?

I'm calling bullshit. Either Chris never went to a doctor or he did go to one and didn't tell them about the wound. If it was just a checkup and Chris didn't tell the doctor, then yeah, the doctor is going to say "you're fine"

Remember that back in the day, a professional diagnosed his autism as "high-functioning".

 

[Sc4rface]

Just what kind of doctor checks on Chris (especially with that abscess) and tell him he's fine? That boy ain't right, everyone knows that.

 

[Lysistrata]

Remember that back in the day, a professional diagnosed his autism as "high-functioning".

In all fairness, he could have been, if he'd been taught to keep his inner tard in check.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Can the infection eat through his scrotum if he keeps this up?

That spells fun.

 

[Cobra_Kaijewe]

Guys.
I dont want Chris to die.

 

[Null]

chris's doctor confirmed for a-log

They've finally won

 

[Sanshain]

This is a very bad spot - so far as I can tell, Chris will just straight up lie right now about visiting doctors and what they say to him. It's a different beast from when he used to say exactly what happened in reality, but then try to put a dumb spin on it to make himself look correct. It really looks to me like he's a whole new level of delusional from what the majority of christory has shown.

Disclosure, since some probably wonder: I haven't interacted with Chris in years. I have talked to a couple people in recent times who talk to him, and those people specifically are disgusted by, worried by, and looking for a way to discourage this. I don't know all the people who talk to him - e.g., I don't know who his "manager" is (or even if there is one, really). But from what people I have talked to, the impression I get is that people are having a much harder time reaching him because they can't even get a straight answer about what's going on.

I'm saying this because if Chris is going to kill himself at some point, maybe no one can stop him, but if there is an individual who has propagated this, stop it. I don't really believe that there is. I think the sad truth is that this is all a product of Chris's mind. But if someone else is doing it, stop it.

If only Watermelons weren't such a pernicious weed around these parts...

 

[jts1281]

I think the reason why he can sit there like nothing is wrong is because of the infamous and paradoxical tard pain-resistance autistics often have. You can smash a tard's head into a table and they will act like nothing happened, but if you introduce an unfamiliar texture or something like a tag in the back of their shirt, they'll freak out like someone just smashed their head into a wall. As for that perineum hole, Chris is delusional. It needed to be packed with medicated stuffing and be changed many times per day because that area is prone infection cause of all the sweat and shit. If there's any dead tissue or puss, it will have to be removed by a professional; if not, it will only get worse.

I appreciate you posting this, and teaching people about the human body, but there are some things better left said rather than seen.