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Overview of the Gunt's pity party on Twitter. One user thinks it's a work, the Gunt denies it.

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real shit though, do you think he'll leak sex tapes to try and own Harry? He's a hypersensitive drug addled retard, it'll only take the slightest provocation for him to immediately go scorched earth. And when he does we'll start getting more interesting details of their home life.
 
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Easterling said:
He's a hypersensitive drug addled retard, it'll only take the slightest provocation for him to immediately go scorched earth.
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Understatement. He and Meigh openly admitted to keeping “revenge folders” on their partners during relationships, saving up dirt for use at a later date. If these two really break up, any civility will last less than 24 hours.
 
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During yesterday's show Ralph had mentioned that he had seriously considered Tunisia as his new destination for moving but that Meigh had vetoed the decision and they settled on Mexico.

With Meigh out of the picture, is a Ralph Goes To Africa arc incoming sooner than initially expected? HMM!
 
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Ralph meigh have misread 2 separate pregnancy tests because he's a xannied retard, but I'm sad to say we're in Sober Spring now. :( He's too lucid to not have noticed that the horse has fled their shed.
 
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I think he just wants to take the heat off his relationship. Him surviving some of the vickers lawsuits is contingent on her being the one that did something (such as sending the journals) rather than him. Didn't he visit with masterson (balding) recently? I wouldn't be surprised if that creature is giving him advice.
 
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I doubt this is real because Ralph is not calling Meigh a worthless flat chested whore that can't birth a son,
but if it is real it'd be really funny because the vast majority of the horse's tweets are just promoting ralph and the killstream and now those tweets will just abruptly end lol

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You know that its Ralph tweeting on that account, right?
 
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My bet is they had some argument and pig escalation tactics always include some kind of breakup threat, so he still didn’t get his way and now he’s throwing this out on social media to be like “look at this, Meigh, this is what life without me is going to look like”

So it’s still schrodinger’s divorce, but we’re not going to get to watch EXACTLY how the power play works out.
 
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