Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
As Keffals is now twatting out shit said in 2022 about deadnaming:

The claim was made the evidence bag with the deadnaming JUST said "Roberts".....what is the source of this claim?
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The reference to Ms. Sorrenti’s former name appears to stem from the existence of prior police reports. When an individual comes into contact with police for whatever reason, an entry is made into our records management system using the name provided at that time. That report is merged with prior reports, if any, involving the same person with the same date of birth. Where an individual has a change of name, or has a nickname or alias, those would be linked with the primary name on file. Police are not normally notified when someone legally changes their name. It appears the bag in which Ms. Sorrenti’s personal property was held was labelled with her deadname, for tracking purposes.

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Keffals equates gender ideology with cancer (reasonable enough), but comes to a weird conclusion.

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I'm sure his father would be very proud to see Lucas is using his death to argue in favor of boys getting vaginas made out of their colon at the risk of death.
 
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Well thanks, Keffals. You've convinced me that if even an unstable mentally ill drug addict can get guns in Canada, there's absolutely no point to gun control.
Buying illegal guns has never been hard in Canada. The wahoo reservations are full of them. Trudope’s gun control was all about taking from legal conservative gun owners but letting any Tyrone on the streets of Toronto have a piece.
 
A $25 gym membership wouldn’t change his insufferable ASPD personality. The Gym and not trooning out just makes Lucas Eliott Rodger instead of Buffalo Bill.
Yeah it would take a hell of a lot more than a gym membership and not trooning out to fix the abomination that is Mr Roberts.
I'm also pretty sure Elliott Rodger never saw the inside of a gym in his life, he used to lurk Bodybuilding forums to argue with people but the guy was a 140 pound twink, he didn't look like he worked out at all. Psychology wise, he pretty much Lucas if Lucas still had a dick, I agree there.

New display name, bio, and banner pic for Lucas.
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How can you tell if someone is a recovering drug addict? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
Even his profile pic has that ghastly AGP sneer.
Thats a neat little plinking gun, not sure why he's got that cheap ass scope on it though, I guess if he's trying to snipe the rats in his apartment he'd be better with a red dot or a reflex.
He'll fit right in in Ireland.
I think they used AR10's rather than that AR 7 squirrel gun but yeah.
 
Keffals equates gender ideology with cancer (reasonable enough), but comes to a weird conclusion.

Ah, the old Keffals is 110% back. Another grift, hot takes, being edgy, picking fights, absolutely nothing changed.

I have said it before but the post-rehab arc will be great. Well, for us. Not for Keffals but for us to watch.
 
lol, he just talked about some kid dying in a surgery attempting to make a vagina out of his colon, but hey, Matt Walsh got demonetized. All in all, gender ideology keeps winning.

(Also, doesn't Lucas know the trans genocide forecast this month is worse than ever? Stay on message, Luke. Can't have constant big wins and imminent genocide at the same time.)

edit: oh, apparently the botched surgery happened years ago, but people finally noticed just now (thread)
 
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The legal announcements and return wasn't gaining Keffals any followers, it was hovering in about a 20 follower window.
Suddenly upon starting to attack other people like Oli London/Keemstar etc Keffals has started to gain followers at a faster rate (280ish gained now)

Expect a return to form from Keffals, this is the only way they're gaining followers so expect trolling and shittalking to be common occurrences once again on Keffals timeline.

Also interesting the bio says Twitch again, the move over to Youtube was because Keffals wanted to be free to say slurs, does this mean we're going back to Twitch? I wonder how long that'll last before we get a return to wanting to say slurs.
 
Ah, the old Keffals is 110% back. Another grift, hot takes, being edgy, picking fights, absolutely nothing changed.

I have said it before but the post-rehab arc will be great. Well, for us. Not for Keffals but for us to watch.
Lucas is going to show up on his first stream clearly wasted on drugs and booze and put to bed any idea that his rehab was just a lie so he could escape criticism for his racist shit takes and go dilate with potato ogre.
 
Ah, the old Keffals is 110% back. Another grift, hot takes, being edgy, picking fights, absolutely nothing changed.
I'm not even convinced he actually went to rehab. He'd at least be spouting some of the usual 12 step bullshit or whatever they shoved down his throat.

Imo he didn't and if he did it was some weak-ass "intensive outpatient" shit that doesn't do anything.
edit: oh, apparently the botched surgery happened years ago, but people finally noticed just now (thread)
This was considered a "landmark" study (much like that of open child molester John Money) and used to justify going full troon and doing sex changes on children. "Oh they died? Fuck it, full speed ahead!"
 
I just believe is things were slightly different he could've been a normal, half-decent person like anyone else.
I'm pretty sure I remember that buried in the early pages of the thread, a farmer who was friends with Lucus in high school made allegations that Lucus boasted about attempting to fuck the family dog after spending too much time on Fur Affinity. The dog in question was a Chihuahua.
 
Who is liking and supporting this man? He admitted to blowing $100000 of other peoples money on drugs that should have gone to a lawsuit, he fucks off, comes back, and accuses the cops of another altercation with no evidence and asks for more money? For such a treacherous, conniving bunch trannies are stunningly gullible.
 
Also interesting the bio says Twitch again, the move over to Youtube was because Keffals wanted to be free to say slurs,

KeFAILs is 2 strikes in on Twitch. Only 1 away from joining Destiny in the No Twitchcon for you! pile.

On camera drug us, the slurs, attacking others - all things rehab and HRT isn't gonna fix.

Only at matter of time before the KeFAILure on Twitch is complete.
 
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