Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

all i said is that i'm vaccinated and not dead. it's not an argument, it's a statement.
Obviously, randomly making statements of fact like that is completely normal and non-autistic, but I have also seen people use that line as an argument that the vaccine is safe after all. Which, like I said, would also be a way to argue that covid is safe.
 
You're going to die with me soon. Watch.
We're all going to die soon, death is always individual, even for conjoined (Siamese) twins so we will all die alone in one sense. That is the material view, thank God he did not create us to be mere material beasts, we are eternal, created in his image with all the dignity that brings.

i'm vaccinated and i'm not dead or maimed.
That's really selling me on the jab, it didn't kill or obviously permanently injure you. Just like the disease though, I wouldn't be so sure about long term damage, especially in those who had heart or neurological symptoms.
 
Lol we live in a state that your beloved boomer political party is trying to turn into a theocracy. I know you are a bible thumping boomer so you are fine with it, though.

Abortion ban, giving federal funds to christian schools, wanting to ban gay marriage again, etc... Now, run along to church and maybe you'll calm down like a good little theocrat.
Dems are trying to ban math classes because their primary voting bloc can't compete. The catholic school my parents wanted me to go to still offers AP Calc meanwhile my public school eliminated it because a supervisor felt there weren't enough black or brown students and didn't understand why a person needed so much math as a prerequisite as well at least a B
 
I really upset you, I see. Now, run along back to /pol/ or your local megachurch, where you can be with your fellow theocrats.

Oh, and stop acting like an 85 year old man and maybe you'll finally meet a nice woman and lose your virginity.

I don't watch either of those guys but I guarantee you that neither has made an argument even approaching the retardation of "you need to get vaccinated because Bugs Bunny might have got in a time machine and did it"
Wow, you really are slow. I really hope you work with your case worker on reading ability, because I can understand now why you're a burden of the state.

Since you're an admitted simpleton that has trouble reading, here is how it went down:
You: REEE BUGS BUNNY NEVER GOT VACCINATED!
Me: He doesn't have a time machine
You: YES HE DOES MY CASE WORKER SHOWED ME THE EPISODE
Me: Okay, maybe he did get vaccinated
You: HAHA YOU ARE SAYING I SHOULD GET VACCINATED BECAUSE BUGS BUNNY DID
This is why everyone calls you a retard. No wonder you made a sock account.

Now, answer my questions and stop dodging them like they're an education not based on the bible.

Dems are trying to ban math classes because their primary voting bloc can't compete. The catholic school my parents wanted me to go to still offers AP Calc meanwhile my public school eliminated it because a supervisor felt there weren't enough black or brown students and didn't understand why a person needed so much math as a prerequisite as well at least a B
I think that's retarded, too. However, that still doesn't take away from the fact that Republicans are banning books, banning free speech, making journalists that write about them register with the state, and working to ban gay marriage and birth control. The difference is that I can say that what you showed is retarded, while you partisan retards can't ever admit that Republicans are doing something retarded.
 
If you think getting something suspicious injected inside your bloodstream is equally invasive as someone telling you what color pants to wear, I just don’t know what to tell you. That is straight up exactly like saying “well, look at what she was wearing, clearly she was asking for it” when explaining why you RAPED a lady. After all, something unwanted injected inside your body is no different from clothing choices, right?
I'm not sure I'm following your logic here. You think mandatory vaccination is akin to rape? So, when your parents vaccinated you against MMR and polio as a baby (which they probably did), that's like getting raped by your parents? When the government passes a law telling you to wear a seatbelt in a car or a helmet if you drive a motorcycle, is that like the government raping you, too?

Nobody would be forcing you to get a vaccine if you don't want it. However I don't think it's unreasonable for a hospital employer to say "you cannot work face to face with our patients without one."

If you have questions about the mRNA vaccine technology, I'm pretty well positioned to answer them. I got a Master's degree in this stuff believe it or not and for awhile, I worked on the Pfizer vaccine and my job was to field questions from volunteers and assess their eligibility to enter the trial. Unlike every other research protocol I worked on, I never had to "sell" this to participants. I'd go hoarse every day talking on the phone with people eager to get into the trial.
 
Now, answer my questions and stop dodging them like they're an education not based on the bible.
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: Nobody's sock, I don't watch Alex Jones.
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: You just asked me that
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: I already answered you
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: ...?
You: YOU SHOULD GET VACCINATED BECAUSE BUGS BUNNY USED A TIME MACHINE TO DO IT SO WHY DON'T YOU
Me: That's extremely retarded
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
 
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: Nobody's sock, I don't watch Alex Jones.
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: You just asked me that
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: I already answered you
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
Me: ...?
You: YOU SHOULD GET VACCINATED BECAUSE BUGS BUNNY USED A TIME MACHINE TO DO IT SO WHY DON'T YOU
Me: That's extremely retarded
You: WHOSE SOCK ARE YOU AND WHY DO YOU THINK WATCHING ALEX JONES MAKES YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN 99% OF DOCTORS?
I showed you how those statements you made are wrong, though, and you keep dodging it. Now, answer my questions... what makes you think you know more about medicine than medical professionals, despite being uneducated and an admitted simpleton? And I find it hard to believe that even though you have severe autism and a low IQ that you'd register on here just to throw a temper tantrum that people listened to medical professionals about getting vaccinated

It's obvious you're a simpleton. Studies have shown a high correlation between low intellect and believing conspiracy theories. That and you have trouble reading the most basic of sentences. Your red state education system failed you
 
I showed you how those statements you made are wrong, though, and you keep dodging it. Now, answer my questions... what makes you think you know more about medicine than medical professionals, despite being uneducated and an admitted simpleton? And I find it hard to believe that even though you have severe autism and a low IQ that you'd register on here just to throw a temper tantrum that people listened to medical professionals about getting vaccinated

It's obvious you're a simpleton. Studies have shown a high correlation between low intellect and believing conspiracy theories. That and you have trouble reading the most basic of sentences. Your red state education system failed you
I dunno there are doctors that recommend kids getting their penis and tits cut off.
 
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