Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[GumballFapper]

Guess who's finally "feeling the fire beneath them" by the way, if anyone feels that I'm oversharing or grows tired of the facebook posts please let me know, This retard wrote a novel so I had to split this one into two screencaps.

I believe that is his third facebook post since he totally would leave it forever

This is like the 50th time he has said that he totally will change himself, but ranting about how da haterz only make him stronger at the end of his pity parties is a first

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

The old, "Hating me only makes me stronger" tactic. It's never worked before, and it's not going to work now.

 

[FanaticDreamer]

He has this fascinating ability to admit wrongdoing without actually taking accountability. He should go into politics.

Over the past 10+ years, it has to be tens of thousands. I remember him tweeting that he bought one girl a new computer, and he bragged about how he gave /ourgirl/ tit hicky too much money. I think it was @FanaticDreamer that has discord logs somewhere in the thread where chibi tells him that his mom tried to get conservatorship over his bank account because it got so fucking bad

His mother tried to get him classified and I believe this was her intention, yes. She helped him build up his credit and he is constantly spending beyond what he should + put it in jeopardy when he took out that loan for the Yooka-Laylee voice acting spot, though I do think he got the money back because what he submitted wasn't...useable? He's very vague on his Ls when you try and ask him about them.

FanaticDreamer must be loving this. Who was that other ex-friend of Chibi that got sick of his shit and started posting here? She must be loving this too

TBH, there's no winners in this scenario. I'm glad he's proving how volatile he is and burning every bridge he tries to cross. He needs to be offline for sure. Far away from people he can manipulate.
His whole post about realizing he has a problem is a joke. I told him multiple times he had a problem. So did many of his friends. It was a running joke in his friend group back in 2010~ (based on the Facebook comments) about how often he'd switch between obsessions. He doesn't actually believe any of it. It's part of his cycle. Which judging by his latest post, we're in the "anime-protagonist underdog" arc.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

今月は治療をスキップして、代わりにガールフレンドのロージー・パームズと遊びに行きました。彼女には大家族 (5 人の姉妹) がいますが、それでも時間を見つけて私を優しく愛してくれます。
/秒

Sounds about right. But then in his defense it's not like anybody other than him is going to touch his penis.

I believe he subconsciously want to be caught and does things like sending dick pics knowing full well what the outcome will be.

He probably regret sending the pics, but a part of him gets really aroused at the prospect of being humiliated.

This is the same faggot who wore a collar because "he would die" if he took it off, the same faggot who also got catfished MULTIPLE times and the same faggots whose mom tried to defend when some dude sent her mom his dick pics to the mail and HE ADMITTED it was his dick!

I don't know if it's a humiliation fetish so much as poor self control.

Remember this is a guy that jumps into everything he does feet first and damn the consequences. He invited himself onto the couch during GDQ and the infamous "I really wish you'd be quiet" line was spoken. He chats with a girl online and she's immediately his girlfriend. He buys a 3D printer thinking he's going to make really cool stuff and it's just gathering dust now. He's all pumped about moving to Florida and doesn't. He's all pumped about moving to Japan and doesn't.

He's the kind of guy that gets distracted by whatever is shiny in his area and will focus all his attention on it. So I can see him thinking this will get him some attention if he showed his thing but because he didn't get the requisite 10 likes he just sent the dickpics anyway because it was all he had on his mind.

Guess who's finally "feeling the fire beneath them" by the way, if anyone feels that I'm oversharing or grows tired of the facebook posts please let me know, This retard wrote a novel so I had to split this one into two screencaps.

He's going to "use the hate" to fuel himself? Is Chibi becoming DSP 2.0? After all Phlibert, when he was younger, said that's how he got the "King of Hate" nickname. Not because he was an over emotional shitbag but because he took in that hate directed towards him to make him better.

 

[Staffy]

Guess who's finally "feeling the fire beneath them" by the way, if anyone feels that I'm oversharing or grows tired of the facebook posts please let me know, This retard wrote a novel so I had to split this one into two screencaps.

After typing this he's already thinking of porn, ethots, and when and where to send unwanted porn to someone's DM's as we speak.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

He thought his speech was so epic he reposted it to twitter.
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Bonus: he's made no mention of this incident on twitter at all, so anybody who only follows his twitter is gonna have no idea what he's talking about.
Actually I just realised that's probably so somebody asks what's going on

I like him calling his own post powerful LMAO, he's so far up his own ass.

He needs to be offline for sure.

No.

 

[Rembrandt]

I fear the day someone finds Chibi's e621 account and finds "cat" on his fetish list

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

He thought his speech was so epic he reposted it to twitter.
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Bonus: he's made no mention of this incident on twitter at all, so anybody who only follows his twitter is gonna have no idea what he's talking about.
Actually I just realised that's probably so somebody asks what's going on

this is a manic upswing and he will crash very soon. but that aside I think this rant is more honest than his fake apologies. I'm not sure he's capable of feeling real guilt for his actions. he really doesn't care that some woman didn't like his surprise cock video, and he doesn't care that other people care that some woman didn't like his surprise cock video. imo this post is as narcissistic as he actually is.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Holy shit anyone else heard epic anime music flare up in the back of their head?

Meanwhile, in Chibi's head when he closes off another melodramatic novel with promising to "set things right:"

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Curious if anyone he sent his recent video to lives in California, because if memory serves they recently passed a law regarding unsolicited dick pics being a punishable offense. So if anyone traveling for the con is from CA and got the video they could theoretically press charges.

Sure, one could say the receivers solicited it by being in a 21+ NSFW server and reacted to his post saying he'd send it, but wasn't there a thought that he sent it to those people AND one person he was semi stalking who may not have reacted to the post?

Just food for thought. We know he'll do this again someday, and if one state has a law on unsolicited dick pics, I'm sure more will follow. If that happens, we may get a Felon Arc from Adam.

Chibi arriving at court as both defendant and defence counsel, pleads not guilty but is also visibly sending more dick pics during trial proceedings.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"So anyways, there's this sick motherfucker called "mom" who ruined my record-breaking Mario TYD speedrun, and I'm frankly tired of her excuses, it's unacceptable! If not for her, I'd have a million subs on Youtube! Ack ack ack. Clearly she's just jealous of my success, otherwise she wouldn't care!"
The "I'm the king of hate!" delusion isn't exclusive to DSP and Gunt, but yea, it gives off that vibe. It's just a way for lolcows to cope with the fact that the only attention they're able to get out of people is negative attention, so they just pretend it's the same as encouragement. They don't seem to notice or care that it's instantly contradicted anytime they cry about "muh haydurrs" and that they should leave him alone. Oh? You're telling me you don't want "the fuel that you use to improve yourself"? Why would that be? I thought you wanted it? Guess not? Almost like it's bullshit, I'm confused. Oh well, guess I'll just keep doing what I was doing before, thinking you're a stupid self-destructive sack of shit!

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

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The girl on the right looks familiar.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

He buys a 3D printer thinking he's going to make really cool stuff and it's just gathering dust now.

Man I forgot about the brief 3D printer Arc just as badly as chibi has.

 

[scotchtape772572]

Big Al just made a post on that colossalcon group Adam got banned from about how Adam's latest message about growing up is total bullshit. Nothing super juicy, just the usual "I've known him The longest, he's a sex creep, he's done this before, he's got over 600 pages on kiwi farms." But it confirms that he does check this site and with the amount of people already commenting on it, I'm going to try to get more stories to post.

 

[AskeDead]

Curious if anyone he sent his recent video to lives in California, because if memory serves they recently passed a law regarding unsolicited dick pics being a punishable offense. So if anyone traveling for the con is from CA and got the video they could theoretically press charges.

Sure, one could say the receivers solicited it by being in a 21+ NSFW server and reacted to his post saying he'd send it, but wasn't there a thought that he sent it to those people AND one person he was semi stalking who may not have reacted to the post?

Just food for thought. We know he'll do this again someday, and if one state has a law on unsolicited dick pics, I'm sure more will follow. If that happens, we may get a Felon Arc from Adam.

don't be a retard

 

[Saint Agustin]

Curious if anyone he sent his recent video to lives in California, because if memory serves they recently passed a law regarding unsolicited dick pics being a punishable offense. So if anyone traveling for the con is from CA and got the video they could theoretically press charges.

Sure, one could say the receivers solicited it by being in a 21+ NSFW server and reacted to his post saying he'd send it, but wasn't there a thought that he sent it to those people AND one person he was semi stalking who may not have reacted to the post?

Just food for thought. We know he'll do this again someday, and if one state has a law on unsolicited dick pics, I'm sure more will follow. If that happens, we may get a Felon Arc from Adam.

The life expectancy of a Cow gets drastically reduced when the law is involved.

I hope we don't get a Felon arc. I would rather get a Troon arc or a Homeless arc or even another Catfish arc.

 

[Team TERF]

Guess who's finally "feeling the fire beneath them" by the way, if anyone feels that I'm oversharing or grows tired of the facebook posts please let me know, This retard wrote a novel so I had to split this one into two screencaps.

I won't say sorry anymore either. What's done is done. So all im gonna say is watch me. Because by the time im done, you won't even recognize me anymore. And I swear no matter how long it takes. Someday I will set this right.

Chibi literally thinks he's a Kingdom Hearts character.

In the PSP Kingdom Hearts game Birth by Sleep, one of the main characters Terra pulls an Anakin Skywalker and turns to the dark side, inadvertently allowing the villain to use his body as a vessel while his heart/soul is lost to the darkness. The final line of the game? "One day I will set this right."

 

[GwynethPaltrowsSkis]

Dammit Adam, I just got done with work, check FB to see the usual wall of retardation and banality and you're still the first thing that pops up, I've noticed he has switched to posting these things publicly now and not friends only, craving as much attention as possible.

"What I wrote is a good start to that"

did anyone ever inform him that talking about your goals often fulfills the need to actually start working on them? Perhaps that's why Chibi never pushes past that initial phase and doesn't see any further action necessary, once he's made his rant and committed through a vague post he's done his part as far as he's concerned, and change will just come automatically.

Edit: Just read the part where this fucker said he had to have his therapist talk to him about keeping his space clean and proper hygiene, Adam, my friend you missed the train. Most people develop these life skills as children growing up, not someone with over 3 decades of life experience and you still don't know how to shower. Fucking hell.

 

[Craigstopher T Penmanship]

Dammit Adam, I just got done with work, check FB to see the usual wall of retardation and banality and you're still the first thing that pops up, I've noticed he has switched to posting these things publicly now and not friends only, craving as much attention as possible.

"What I wrote is a good start to that"

did anyone ever inform him that talking about your goals often fulfills the need to actually start working on them? Perhaps that's why Chibi never pushes past that initial phase and doesn't see any further action necessary, once he's made his rant and committed through a vague post he's done his part as far as he's concerned, and change will just come automatically.

Edit: Just read the part where this fucker said he had to have his therapist talk to him about keeping his space clean and proper hygiene, Adam, my friend you missed the train. Most people develop these life skills as children growing up, not someone with over 3 decades of life experience and you still don't know how to shower. Fucking hell.

"If there's something that pops into my brain that I need to do and I know I did to do it, I have a responsibility to get it done"

That sounds more like advice you'd get from a life coach scammer.

Also, Adam, the problem is what you currently quantify as something you NEED to do.

"Oh, the thought of sending unsolicited rope slinging to folks popped into my brain. I NEED to send that video, and I have a responsibility to send it."

See what I'm saying? You already do that in your head. Your priorities are just fucked.

 

[Snakebottom]

The life expectancy of a Cow gets drastically reduced when the law is involved.

I hope we don't get a Felon arc. I would rather get a Troon arc or a Homeless arc or even another Catfish arc.

Who the fuck let you back in with your Troon arc bullshit?