Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[MagneticTowels]

His Hormones are already way out of whack from the menstrual gel.

It could be milk

Milk which has an unprecedented composition

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Literal insanity. There's an open wound on the underside of his balls. What doctor has okay-ed this? He can only be lying, since I'm sure that they would correct him on it being a "labia area".

Fuck the planet.

Spoiler

 

[Infinity]

All the times he complained of feeling light headed and "not himself" and we blamed it on the hormone gel, when really he was growing his own variety of crotchrot

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

This thread has become a sea of autism and salty ratings.

Several reasons for that, it seems.

1)The nature of the content is comparatively shocking. Every time Chris posts stuff about his gross body it elicits hyperbolic reactions of disgust.
2)Because of the obvious infection, fear-mongers are quick to conclude this wound could kill Chris
3)Whenever Chris's mortality comes into play, A-logs and White Knights come out of the woodwork to fight the eternal battle for Chris's soul.

Seems par for the course if you ask me. I'll take my autistic ratings now.

 

[Jack Awful]

I'm leaning toward it being milk. Chris already has gynecomastia, which he's had for many, many years. And sure, manboobs can form when you're fat, but I'm pretty sure Chris has had hormonal issues for a pretty long time.

Hormonal issues most certainly can cause male lactation, like others have said.

Do we even know if any liquid IS coming out of his man titties? Like did he ever actually state it? I think if he was lactating he would be talking about it way more and maybe posting pics.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

I wonder how Chris will rationalize the horrible medical problems that will inevitably happen.
" I've just been so stressed and weak recently that it's caused my mental blackouts to transform into regular blackouts. I've also been throwing up more blood than usual."

"I must be pregnant! It's a CWCmas miracle!"

 

[jts1281]

It would be different and I would agree if someone here was hurting him, but HES DOING IT TO HIMSELF WITH NO OUTSIDE INFLUENCE.

I'm not saying he isn't doing this to himself, it's just fucked up to say that we should be enjoying it

 

[Medley]

This is way too surreal. As much as I like misfortune befall Chris I would hate to see him die

 

[Darndirty]

Is it right to see this line as classic attention seeking? Like he actually does desire paparazzi and wider public attention for this magical transformation?
I can't think of why he would post a picture otherwise.

Hopefully it reaches a healthcare professional at least.

Well he kinda does have paparazzi, how many people you know have 30 page long threads about a facebook post ...he's like our autistic kim kardashian

 

[MagneticTowels]

"I must be pregnant! It's a CWCmas miracle!"

And then he goes into labor (sharts)

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Chris has made more money, fucked more women, and is more well known than anyone here. When you die, your name will be forgotten and it will seem like you never existed. Christine's name will live on forever.

The same is true of Hitler. Therefore Chris really is Hitler after all!!!111!!one

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[The Dude]

I hope this just goes to show that for disgusting self humiliation from Chris requires no money. He volunteered this information without being paid to sing off key and reading stupid stories

Exactly this. The best content is the content Chris delivers himself with no prompting. This almost makes all those boring e-begging videos worth it.

 

[Fake Peppino]

It's going to be a real bitch keeping his "magical homegrown hypnosis vagina" clean, if it's not already infected by now. There's sweat and crap down there to worry about - both of which Chris produces a ton of. I wretched internally when I read that he was just using pantyliners to contain the seepage, because all that does is leave his wound stewing in his filth without being enclosed in anything.

And that nasty shit will inevitably collect in a deep, open gash like that and develop to something far more dire over time. He needs to treat it like an actual wound and not a physical manifestation of his feminine soul.

(I don't want Chris to die, guys. )

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

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is this kengel making a relevant and decent comment? i was wondering why the sun appeared to move backwards across the sky, and dogs and cats were flinging themselves over cliffs

 

[spylobster]

This is in no way a brain disorder, case closed conservatives!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This is fucking disgusting and I wish I didnt have to work 99% of the whole summer, so I dont read extreme bullshit like this at work and reacting irl.

 

[MrTroll]

I'm not saying he isn't doing this to himself, it's just fucked up to say that we should be enjoying it

The sooner you realize that literally everything Chris does is to his own detriment on some level, the sooner you can stop moralizing about what is and is not acceptable to laugh at and just enjoy the shitshow.

 

[WeeGee]

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He might as well pull the Titanic from the depths and try to make it usable again, cause his fruitless effort here is no different.

 

[Mason Verger]

This thread has become a sea of autism and salty ratings.

Shit, wait until the tabloids and paparazzi get ahold of this..