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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.5%
  • lol no

    Votes: 321 92.5%

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"I could feel the disloyalty coming.... doing it while I was out of the country"
Am I reading this right?
Did the horse cheat on him with Paco, while he was away?
I doubt it, purely because his reaction to it would be far far more scorched earth and violent than this.

Although it would be almost poetic that his previous two women were taken from him by Mexicans after he fled there to escape his own mistakes.
 
"I could feel the disloyalty coming.... doing it while I was out of the country"
Am I reading this right?
Did the horse cheat on him with Paco, while he was away?
Maybe the retard actually believe the Agent Meighlog was a deep cover alog posts. But sounds like she just had this planned for next trip. The whole “getting ahead of this” was probably to undercut anything Harry would’ve posted in celebration of “winning”
 
I doubt it, purely because his reaction to it would be far far more scorched earth and violent than this.

Although it would be almost poetic that his previous two women were taken from him by Mexicans after he fled there to escape his own mistakes.
I dont know, its just been a couple of hours
Maybe he is too high on xannies to get a propper rage going on right now

We will see
 
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Lets be real. This can't be true, because even a retarded horse has to know, on a gut level, that nobody, not even a complete asexual furniture like Gator would ever want to take Ralph's sloppy second.
Ain't nobody throwing yogurt in them pig defiled equestrian caverns. EVER!
Would you rather be on welfare in US or with drugged up 5 feet tall hog in shack ... with your kid... in Mexico.

I think this can be true.

** Ralph in Bolivia arc incoming. To avoid extradition to US for unpaid child support.
 
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I have a new theory.

It's real and Ralph was actually the one to initiate this but only for one reason.

Josh just got his "time to beat a dead horse" jingle up to snuff and has been enjoying the horse pain too much. This is the only way for Ralph to take that from him.
Doesn't matter. We'll beat a dead horse from now until the end of time.

You can't un-gunt her.
 
Ralph paying two different child support payments while trying to gunt another is going to be a genuine wigger moment, if he survives that long, and this is real.
Let’s face it, if this turns out to be troo, this is a huge tactical error that will result in Ralph paying more for Rozy than he ever intended.

But alas, it is fake and gay.
 
I can't believe you're comparing pre-pillstream Ralph to current Ralph. In addition, Ralph's tweet there is something he would consider a win, something he has up over the trolls. Pants on head retarded.

Reminder that last time it was a "work" it wasn't actually a "work".
If you're referring to the airport gallop, we have no clue what actually happened. What we do know is that everything everyone predicted about Meigh wising up and running back to Harry and totally not going to rome with Ralph turned out wrong.
Time will be the true tell here and quite frankly, you all look like retarded Charlie Brown's kicking for the football.
You never fucking learn and it's equal parts saddening and hilarious.
 
you all look like retarded Charlie Brown's kicking for the football.
You never fucking learn and it's equal parts saddening and hilarious.
I do wish the best for people like Ralph and May, I don't like them and I enjoy watching their horrible antics, but I would like to see them turn around and face a new leaf for the better one day. I know the chances of that with lolcows on the farms are close to 0%, but it would always be welcome to see.


A divorce SHOULD be the wakeup call for people like Ralph, but we'll just get more pillstreams and him googling "How to let her know you've changed".
 
Reminder that there was never an initial "work." In actuality, there was an airport argument that Ralph was too stupid to keep quiet about because he has no impulse control. He then had to retcon the incident by claiming it was a work all along in order to save face. This is just another example of how all of his thoughts are filtered through white trash professional wrestling and he thinks that he can just say something that was clearly a fuckup was actually part of the plan all along.
 
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