Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Angry Shoes]

If you think his downward spiral was bad before this, just wait. We’re going to see levels of fucked up we never thought possible.

 

[Journoscum]

Now that the dust has settled, here are my Ralphafamily power rankings:
1-) Rozy
2-) The Ralphamale
3-) Vickers (forever tied to Ralph)
4-) Escaped horse

 

[FamicomGorby]

Really amazed that Pantsu stuck around this long, but I don't feel bad for her. Ralph didn't deserve someone that was as loyal as Pantsu has been but fuckin Pantsu deserved Ralph.

Ralph will definitely just cut his daughter loose, we won't see a custody battle for Cozy Rozy. Though now he's gonna have two child support payments to deal with.

 

[newuser131]

if tru, it is a good thing. honestly, i can see a chris beniot situation in the future if the horse and rosie stays with the pig.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Likely the latter as Ralph is the type of retard that would seriously buy into the "Is there anything more cucked than having a daughter" meme.

His son, which is his property, was stolen by his enemies, the hated Vickerses. Ralph will never give up on his bowling trophy!, I mean son. Not while his enemies are gloating and the whole Internet is watching and making fun of him anyway.

P.S.: I just realized, he never got his mothers ashes back, did he? That's kind of fucked up, lol.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If you think his downward spiral was bad before this, just wait. We’re going to see levels of fucked up we never thought possible.

I’m here for it. Nobody to wake him from his benzo coma. Nobody to fetch him greasy fried meat or bring more booze. Nobody to make sure he hasn’t taken 40 Xanax in one night.

The forever pillstream starts this weekend.

It’s really fucking crazy because in retrospect, ONE kid is EASY. Barely crimps the lifestyle.

When you have TWO, it takes two or three hours to get them to bed at night because everything one of them does wakes up the other.

It’s ironic you say this because I’m pretty sure Rozy has only radically changed May’s lifestyle, not Ralph’s. Ralph is just supremely annoyed that Pantsu has to care for Rozy, not him. Pantsu’s caring for Rozy all the time annoyed him to no end. It’s a pretty common scenario when a drunken pill popping white trash has a kid.

You could tell their trips were such disasters because it was the only time Ralph couldn’t just close the door and pretend Rozy didn’t exist whenever he felt like it.

Pantsu was so trad until she realized it meant not even being able to take a shower or ever be alone for a minute because her drunk husband refused to ever care for his own child.

She was too dumb to realize that real “trad” couples actually both work hard to raise kids together.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I bless the rain dooooown in Aaafricaaa

mumble mumble Hurry boy it’s waiting there for youuuuuu!

 

[Paladin Derich]

If it’s real Meigh should know she can start a decent streamer career dropping details about the Gunt. Making fun of the Gunt is in high demand right now.

Indeed, its never a boring day in the sektur. If its not a work, I wonder who will be the next woman to get gunted. Corinne for the rebound?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Jesus christ, it really is some cosmic law written into the stars - if Ethan Ralph gets a massive W, then a massive L of equal or greater value MUST follow. He literally just felted the Vickers and now his horse leaves him LOL.

The man is fucking cursed. Mostly by his own obnoxious stupidity.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

She was too dumb to realize that real “trad” couples actually both work hard to raise kids together.

And Ralph made sure she didn’t have access to her family, so she didn’t have the real secret ingredient to raising kids, some supportive grandparents to help out every now and then.

 

[AnOminous]

I also recall Ralph threatening to go after Pantsu's mom and her "car dealership" recently. She seems to have stayed out of everything, I wonder if this was the straw that broke the horse's back.

I seriously doubt it's anything that happened to anyone other than herself because she is a selfish, narcissistic retard.

 

[L'Jarius Sneed]

Does anyone know which companies in Mexico manufacture generic brands of alprazolam? Gotta make some investments real quick.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

What are the odds Ralph an heroes upon returning to Mexico drink less, childless, moneyless, and horseless?

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

What are the odds Ralph an heroes upon returning to Mexico drink less, childless, moneyless, and horseless?

Ralph is too much of a narcissist to actually pull a trigger, but he might have a xanny "accident"

 

[AnOminous]

Ralph is too much of a narcissist to actually pull a trigger, but he might have a xanny "accident"

He'll probably spiral down further without any positive influences in his life left, eventually leaving a fat, shit-covered corpse in his streaming chair, or commit some insanely stupid crime in Mexico that gets him sent up.

You can bribe yourself out of a lot of stuff in Mexico, or so I'm told, but Ralph is likely to piss off the cop with his lip, or try to bribe the one cop in town who isn't bent.

 

[Freezing Cold]

Divorced Gunt free in LA? Somebody monitor police coms for the LAPD

 

[Dandy]

The Forest Whitaker eye is becoming more prominent and the blackpilled arc begins.

 

[Telemeter]

He has some backwoods hick notion that a son is EVERYTHING and daughters are worthless trash.

No, that's not even it, its much simpler and more base than that.

Ralph is a extremely hedonistic and lazy.

Rozy needs care and attention 24/7, meanwhile, with Xander he just interacted a total of 6 hours, and every time he went to see him he is fed, cared for, and happy.

This means Xander is good and Rozy is bad. That is all.

All fat lazy degenerate junkies think things that inconvenience them are bad, and Ralph is no different.

Were their mothers swapped, Ralph would speak of Rozy as his precious princess and ignore and scream at Xander every time he is forced to deal with him.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Pantsu was so trad until she realized it meant not even being able to take a shower or ever be alone for a minute because her drunk husband refused to ever care for his own child.

She legitimately had to hire a babysitter so she could go on a 15 minute walk. Ralph was annoyed and blasted her because she wouldn't go get his oil changed, because it meant having to drive with Rozy on her lap. I'm surprised she didn't do it honestly. Now that Rozy is no longer an immobile lump that Meigh can leave in her bonnet all day while she chats on discord other than feeding and changing her, it's probably a contributing factor to the supposed breakup. Now that Rozy actually demands constant supervision and attention., which she clearly wasn't giving her judging by the baby being eaten alive by mexican insects.

 

[Juhlonduss]

Ralph has changed Meigh's Twitter display name to show the fact that she snaked on him

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