🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Sammich]

I dont know what the fuck is going on but im glad its back up. I feel like a faggot but it made me feel sad thinking it might of been gone for good after I saw what sam posted.

This isn't just directed towards you, but everyone needs to keep in mind they probably have half a dozen (at least) back up plans in place now. @Null has send some stuff behind the sides, graf has some goofy shit ready to go (i don't mind graf, but i think working with him is a terrible idea) i seen two people offer help in that twitter post he made when the site went down. I think Sam has enough sense to see how much money he is going to make off this, i wish he would have gotten better tech people at the start and that they had at least two backup plans in place, but we get what we get.
It would take some major fuckery to take this offline for good. Rumble and odysee would be chomping at the bit to host this shit, they could probably spin up a solution in hours. Have a little faith, fishtank frens.

 

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Retards still making up TTS moderation rules before actually making TTS itself work, as if anyone actually sent a bad TTS so far. As if TTS ever worked more than 1 minutes.

 

[Sneedifarms]

the only reason anyone with any semblance of standards is attracted to lettuce is because the camera resolution is low enough that you can't see her face and her girlish BPD giggle activates neurons in mens' amygdalas. once the DVD footage comes out her (and josie's) simps will start petering out at unprecedented rates.

 

[Goomatora]

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It is 2pm for Christ's sake. These Pigs better be fried bacon to justify being dead this long. The producers really need to implement an up by 12 rule at least, preferably with the sharks blasting circus music into their rooms until they leave and go downstairs.

 

[apa gapa]

It's thigh time
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Imagine being Jon in the fishtank and having to be all like "damn, Lettie you fucwin' fine, aw sexy with youw tight body and howific andwogynous monstew face. I would totawy have sex with you, both my chawactew and the weal me." when all he really wants to do is to is train with goldstriker. Like seriously imagine having to be Jon and not only sit in that chair while Lettie flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the unfavorable lighting barely concealing her anorexic body and leathery skin, and just sit there , hour after hour, while she perfected that laugh. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LETTIE LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been on nothing but a healthy diet of Andrew Tate and Jesus christ and later alleged homosexuality for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Oregon. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "scatuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with skipping meals in the previous months. And then Goldstriker calls for another challenge, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the sharks could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jon. You're not going to lose your future influencer career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

i'm not necessarily keen on having him gone (from the show, real life is another story) but i am keen on watching him suffer.

Plus, where better to have him than a house monitored 24/7 by autists? This is the ideal form of house arrest.

 

[coof coof]

Looks like they're implementing a queue for the TTS now.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

I don't mind graf, but i think working with him is a terrible idea

What's the lore behind Graf?

 

[Optantrix]

Jon is now discussing the benefits of raw milk

 

[The Vaper Friend]

Has Jon eaten the toilet meat yet?

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Letty is a five. Maybe a six on a good day if she’s dressed up, but even then she’s still probably a five. People simp for her because this show makes them feel intimate with the characters. Seeing a woman 24/7 and having to constantly hear the laugh she pulls is a trap for lots of guys who haven’t had previous connections.

 

[Blindeye]

the only reason anyone with any semblance of standards is attracted to lettuce is because the camera resolution is low enough that you can't see her face and her girlish BPD giggle activates neurons in mens' amygdalas. once the DVD footage comes out her (and josie's) simps will start petering out at unprecedented rates.

Gonna disagree with that prediction, autistic simps love ugly girls anyway, especially after forming a bond with them. Makes them seem attainable or ugly-cute

 

[curbside2]

Simmons pretending to sleep is a stress response. When I was a younger guy I got into some trouble and had a court date. The days I leading up to that date I just wanted to lay in bed all day.

 

[Kikkoman]

Jon requesting "the nastiest foods you can think of"
surströmming arc?

 

[Giant Machine]

Jon suggesting a disgusting foods challenge including raw liver. I'd like to see that.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

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They've been stewing in that unventilated room for like 12 hours, imagine the smell

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

the only reason anyone with any semblance of standards is attracted to lettuce is because the camera resolution is low enough that you can't see her face and her girlish BPD giggle activates neurons in mens' amygdalas. once the DVD footage comes out her (and josie's) simps will start petering out at unprecedented rates.

Non-fat Girl in current year = instant 10/10

My favorite trait of the bulimic BPD entity is how her eyes can never face forward. She can make them face the same direction when looking up, down, left, or right, just not forward they always wander to the opposite sides. Literally built like a prey animal.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Letty is a five. Maybe a six on a good day if she’s dressed up, but even then she’s still probably a five. People simp for her because this show makes them feel intimate with the characters. Seeing a woman 24/7 and having to constantly hear the laugh she pulls is a trap for lots of guys who haven’t had previous connections.

Letty has that "I'm completely fucking insane", "call of the void" vibe to her. That skinny siren has led many a man astray.

 

[Content Coyote]

She's ugly and freaky but also very, very sexy. It's annoying being so attracted to her.

I really fucking hate that I know what you mean.

I'm starting to think her skitzo cuck boyfriend was actually right when he said she made him that way. Just look at the effect she's having on you all and what she's already done to poor Vance.

 

[Goomatora]

Gonna disagree with that prediction, autistic simps love ugly girls anyway, especially after forming a bond with them. Makes them seem attainable or ugly-cute

guilty as charged