Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[BowlerHat]

Part of me wants to click that link out of sick curiosity. The other part of me respects his health and doesn't want to vomit up dinner.
Also...how in the hell do you mistake a bleeding open wound for a labia? The mental image in my mind right now is horrifying.

 

[IV 445]

Chris isn't going to die from this....I can't help but feel the people who over-speculate Chris and Barb's mortality are hoping to see them perish.

I mean, look at malnourished hobo Phil. He's doing just as well as Chris, probably better, since he is ambulatory most of the day.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Part of me wants to click that link out of sick curiosity. The other part of me respects his health and doesn't want to vomit up dinner.
Also...how in the hell do you mistake a bleeding open wound for a labia? The mental imagine in my mind right now is horrifying.

Click it, it will gnaw away at you if you don't.

 

[Barley]

He also said he saw one yesterday and it was to start his hormonal treatment. Doctors don't do that with out a psychologist being involved. Chris saw a psychologist/psychiatrist due to court order, but not beyond that.

And, even if he saw that psychologist, there's no way they'd give him the approval for this treatment.

But I guess if there's so many lolcows like Brianna Wu (and crazy people in general) who still get the approval for some reason (money), maybe it's not entirely impossible.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Edited to remove butthurt provocation
Maybe, Chris-Chan willed the beginings of a new vagina into his crotch by powers granted to him by the lord of the light. If that is the case, Chris-Chan is setting his sights too low, he should conquer the seven kingdoms and change his name to Christine Westeros Chandler.

 

[DN 420]

Chris is mentally ill. It's not just autism, he's got some serious problems. I think this is something a lot of people really don't understand about him. Everyone tries to act like he's "normal" (or at least as normal as somebody could be with autism while also being fucking Chris), but he's not. He's obviously got schizophrenia or some shit like that.

People have been armchair diagnosing Chris since the beginning. There used to be essay after essay on the CWCki about theorizing what makes Chris tick. The truth of the matter is we'll never know for sure, because he is going to die.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

I'm not going to lie, I won't a-log and say that Chris deserves to die (he absolutely doesn't, no human deserves it) but at the same time who cares if someone is talking him into this shit?

It's funny, and the moralfags here don't actually care if he dies, anyway. They know they don't. They post on Kiwi Farms. Why do they get so outraged and involve themselves in the Lolcow's life each and every time it starts to have any consequences? There are people who build up entire personas about themselves using the fact that they once alerted the police about a suicide attempt or whatever. Just bizarre.

That said, in a perfect world he would come to his senses and realize the value of his own life. Better himself, help people. We all knows this. It has been repeated infinitely. But you can't save him and it wouldn't matter (at present) if you did. So don't get all up in arms about "oh no someone is making him mutilate himself." You're just being self-righteous. You don't care.

Just have a laugh and enjoy the ride!

 

[Dr. Robeatnik]

Chris would only listen to Jason Griffith or Jaleel White(they'd have to use their Sonic voices) if they told him to stop with the un-clit at this point.

Sonic sez your taint's infected to the extreme. if you don't see a doctor you might die and that's not cool.

 

[Collections Agent]

Isn't there some kind of involuntary treatment for this?

There is no way there's no recourse for just watching an individual as exceptional as Chris slowly die from idiocy while the world looks on in horror

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Chris is mentally ill. It's not just autism, he's got some serious problems. I think this is something a lot of people really don't understand about him. Everyone tries to act like he's "normal" (or at least as normal as somebody could be with autism while also being fucking Chris), but he's not. He's obviously got schizophrenia or some shit like that.

I've always maintained Chris was just kinda stupid. At least in his earlier years I feel grasping at some kind of serious mental illness was over explaining.

But now I'm not sure sure. All these years of isolation and paranoia are probably taking their toll

 

[The Dude]

Any chance his "Manager" proposed some trolling scheme with Chris and this is just an elaborate shoop?

If we're lucky Chris will let this continue to fester just long enough to destroy his testicles/need to have his testicles removed and take himself out of the gene pool for the benefit of humanity. If it's not a shoop, that is.

 

[Mr Pizza]

This is what Chris heard from the doctor:"Miste-MISS Chandler, after examinging the wound it looks like it's not infected, which is a good sign. We're not out of the woods yet but as long as you disinfect it every day it should heal with minimal scaring. It's not female genetalia though and you should really stop shoving stuff in it making it lablahblhalbhalbh"

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

I thought the sperm drinking and the ass piercing were bad.

I was naive then.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Kids, there's nothing more cool than being true to yourself. But, if your taint starts to rupture in a place, or a way that makes you think it's a labia, that's no good. It's your body, no one wants you to go into septic shock and die. So, what do you do? First, you say "Oh fuck, that doesn't look healthy!" Then, you get out of the hoard. Most important, you gotta tell someone who knows what they're doing. Like a doctor, a doctor, or a friggin' doctor!

 

[Pharts]

I honestly wonder if this will end up being fatal. We all know Chris has a tendency to wait until things are really bad to fix them and this is actually really dangerous

 

[Asperchewy]

Isn't there some kind of involuntary treatment for this?

Krazy Glue.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Holy shit someone send help

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Kids, there's nothing more cool than being true to yourself. But, if your taint starts to rupture in a place, or a way that makes you think it's a labia, that's no good. It's your body, no one wants you to go into septic shock and die. So, what do you do? First, you say "Oh fuck, that doesn't look healthy!" Then, you get out of the hoard. Most important, you gotta tell someone who knows what they're doing. Like a doctor, a doctor, or a friggin' doctor!

That's a pretty nifty PSA, it is sad if you think about it. Something like this could spark a nation trend and there would have to be some public announcement aimed at kids to stop trying to mutilate their junk. Lunatics like Chris and transgender people have died from crap like this and it is all a product of Social Justice that encourages people to be attention whores by claiming to be unique and special.

 

[Ozul]

Chris's doctor

 

[jts1281]

Maybe Chris is the evolutionary future of humanity; it seems like he is developing sequential hermaphroditism and now possibly parthenogenesis. That, or he's just exceptional.

Chris is The Master from Fallout, it all makes sense now