Orbiter 🐴 Amanda Lynn Morris (née Amanda Morris) / "May" / Pantsu Party / sadNtrad / "Clout Horse" - Open pedophile/lolicon/self-documented groomer ex-girlfriend of Digibro who hangs drawings of naked children above her bed. Clout chaser extraordinaire, would suck any dick for a crumb of e-fame. GUNTED. Lawful bride of a monstrous pig.

[Love Machine]

You know. Despite everything I dont really see Ralph as the biggest loser here. Like what actually happened to him? "Oh no, we get to make fun of him", yea like that wasnt the case already. 2 mouths he doesnt give a shit about are out of his hair. He lost a free house keeper? I kinda doubt Pantsu's, to be honest. While Pantsu is stuck being a single mother, and Morris is probably going to be financially on the hook for Rosie. Its not like theyll ever get a cent out of Ralph EVER, and Morris would be the biggest retard ever to try and push that issue. The winner here is Rosie who gets to move the fuck out of Mexico and stop being eaten by bugs.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Imagine if Ralph’s third baby momma was an short goblina Azteca? Finally he has a wife comparable to his height (5 foot 1)

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Imagine if Ralph’s third baby momma was an short goblina Azteca? Finally he has a wife comparable to his heigh (5 foot 1)

I think most people want to see him with a negress. He needs to live out the Jcaeser fantasy, a black baby Ralph would be hilarious and a nigger bride will be content living in squalor on welfare.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Imagine if Ralph’s third baby momma was an short goblina Azteca? Finally he has a wife comparable to his heigh (5 foot 1)

I cannot believe what I am about to say, but I think mexicans have higher standards. Unless it is a fifty year old cleaning lady or something.

 

[Paladin Derich]

This should be updated. It's more of a weekly thing.

 

[Prince_Stolas]

Not going to lie I'll miss the dead horse beating segment of the killstream

Yeah, barring the occasional spergouts or drunken hallucinations, Ralph has become mostly unwatchable into his Mexico ark for me. But anytime the horse stumbles into the picture and does literally anything it is pure kino. The power dynamic between them talking is insane. There are certain politicians who really try control their conduct and at times when they get pressed on something you can see the void between how a normal human would react and how that politican does. Like a mask basically. With Meigh it is way beyond a mask. It seems like she is sitting behind five meter wall of concrete and cannot react at all to the obvious insults that are hurled at her. It is beyond pathetic and really into the realm of fascinating since it is almost like you somehow got transported back to the 1700s and see a plantation owner adressing his house nigger.

 

[.iota.]

the truth of this makes me laugh.

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in addition to spending what little he has to "fight ta see mah son", rather than to ensure the health and well-being of his wife and daughter, the ragepig made a huge mistake when he posted the wishlist for rozy in an effort to spite the vickers. notice how we never saw any tweets gloating about the paypigs purchasing everything? that's because they didn't. apparently, most of the items were purchased by mr. morris.

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meigh and the ragepig both know where the money is ... it's in rochester, with mr. morris.

 

[3MMA]

Don't forget he literally tried to move her to Africa and still cheats on her despite her allowing it.

Part II: Electric Horsey Boogaloo:

>wigger said he missed the rains down in Africa
>horses don’t thrive in Africa
>Jcaesar187 won’t stop can’t stop BBC nonstop
>not a nigger
>ralphamale can’t get fully hard
>unless BBC!?!
>still not going to Africa
>arrive in the land daddy Morris gave me

 

[Devious Dave]

Ralph should hook up with that Courtney girl or whatever her name is the old girl who hangs around AF people I'm pretty sure she's a coke head I think they'd be good together especially since shes too old to have kids

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think the funniest part of this Arc is ralph tattled on himself during pillstream#5023. Apparently his rich uncle that loves him so much is fighting with him over the ronnie crack shack. "I'll build a church on that property before I give it to you". "they're trying hard to take it away" something about owing property taxes. I imagine the uncle wanted to buy it cheap, fix it up, and rent them out like his other properties since it's free income. If Ralph wasn't a complete retard he would of put a small percentage of all that half a million dollars he brags about to fix it up and rent it to the US military. Especially in west memphis, it's surrounded by army bases and it's guaranteed check in your account every month even if nobody is actively living in it. It would cover his rent+utilities in his 3rd world shithole until he passes away choking on bourban and xanax vomit.

 

[Reotardo da Vinci]

Tried tapping in to the suffering of a horse. Think I can do better, little rusty with greentext. Would like to see other’s ideas and attempts.

>wake up 06:33 to baby scream-retching
>fuck
>it’s hot as hell in here
>the morning sunbeams are tinted brown after passing through the nicotine-stained beige blinds - makes everything look kinda nostalgic
>teeth feel gross - scrub off plaque with corner of bedsheet
>head over to the kitchen to break out the baby formula
>empty
>mfw
>open refrigerator
>water everywhere. Electric must have checked out overnight.
>head for morning piss
>fifteen day’s worth of amber diabetic piss stains and farmer’s footprints pepper the toilet seat and bowl
>perhaps later
>whip out inexcusably small and bruised tits and flatfoot across the room to the crib
>C:/users\pantsu\Desktop\audiofx\bottles_clinking(1).wav
>reach down to pick up baby
>it’s literally a screaming, writhing pink goblin with Ethan Ralph’s uncanny likeness
>Ethan. My Ethan.
>try to remember the last time he used your real name
>work out the stats and consider if he has abused your family more times than he’s looked you in the eye and told you he loves you
>jarred back to reality as Rozy punches her in the tit
>”ah ain’t dun yet, bish”
>her voice sounds so deep and… Fat. A raspy and lazy southern drawl, whispering like a bloated corpse fart escaping many wobbling folds of obese flesh. Already. She is blossoming so beautifully. It wasn’t meant to be like this.
>”ah know whut you’re thinkin’ yew dumb fuckn whorr. Yew think juss a’cause ol’ daddy Ralph’s outta town yew can take liberdeez and be cuttin them corners? Ah was watchin yew bish, geddin all sennamendal n sheeit an ahm here sucken away at this drah ol’ pepperoni pucker mutherfucker gettn nothin’ but dust, yew fuckn tart. Ahm fuckn thursty bish, do yew unnerstand? Dyew unnerstand what id is ahm dewin here?”
>every day the voice gets louder, yet simultaneously menacingly quieter
>it starts making crude high-pitched imitation noises of crying and dramatically waving its hands around mockingly
>a single tear drop breaks away, dances down her face, descending her long horse jawline before whimsically committing suicide by jumping from the bottom of her chin
>meets its fate on the grim-green tiled floor
>alone
>in a vast sea of filth
>with the cockroaches
>and the bottles
>wheels-up39.dll

 

[Ultrapenguin]

It'll be a little sad if the horse has truly escaped the stable, but given Ralph's obvious intention to completely starve her and their spawn of money, she's all but been forced out.

Either she'll do the sane thing and stop trying to be an e-celebrity, or more likely she'll pawn the kid off on her family and go out in search of a new community to try to attach herself to. Especially since there will be a burst of attention as haters try to get her to dish on Ralph.

As for Ralph, if he stays alone I honestly think his hourglass is going to run out pretty quickly. He's already been burning out fast obviously, but without anyone at home to anchor him to reality that'll only get much worse.

Assuming all this is true, he could bounce back and keep right on Ralphing, or this could be remembered as the beginning of the gunt's final stretch.

 

[Bully Brigadier]

Ralph should hook up with that Courtney girl or whatever her name is the old girl who hangs around AF people I'm pretty sure she's a coke head I think they'd be good together especially since shes too old to have kids

What happened to the old lady love is a 4 letter word who was meeting Ralph in Las Vegas that one time I think it was when he started his relationship with neigh? Did they have a falling out?

 

[Art School Admissions]

Imagine if Ralph’s third baby momma was an short goblina Azteca? Finally he has a wife comparable to his heigh (5 foot 1)

She'd be more likely to have the local cartel give him a lead appetizer. Wouldn't even be worth the green card to them.

 

[.iota.]

He did say “separated” which isn’t necessarily the same thing as “divorced.” He’s tried faking this shit before. I won’t believe it until we actually see divorce paperwork. Since they’re both in Mexico, I have no idea where and how someone would file for divorce for a marriage in the US. Maybe in Nevada (where they initially got married)?

marriages in las vegas are specifically eligible for annulment by nevada state law.

according to this and this, when a marriage in las vegas is annulled, there is no alimony, no division of property, no divorce attorneys or filings, and no documentation of the marriage. if the court finds that there is a valid claim for annulment, it's as if the marriage never happened. meigh would continue to be considered "single, never married", and the ragepig would still be considered "divorced" from his previous marriage.

 

[PyroJohn]

Imagine if Ralph’s third baby momma was an short goblina Azteca? Finally he has a wife comparable to his heigh (5 foot 1)

I'm pretty sure most Mexicans are meztizos.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

After all this. It is better Amanda make a meeting with her father Harry to apologize and give Rosie a better future out of internet.

This Gunt Circus will impact negatively in her future. Amanda needs to think of her baby.

 

[Pump Meat]

How long before she does the rounds in the "sektor" and slowly starts airing dirty laundry of her time with Ralph? Everybody but Nora has done it, even Gator. No way can May resist it.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

How long before she does the rounds in the "sektor" and slowly starts airing dirty laundry of her time with Ralph? Everybody but Nora has done it, even Gator. No way can May resist it.

I don't know. Meigh is really hard to pin down because she's so retarded. She didn't really talk trash about digibro even though Ralph was essentially begging her too, she kept it very cordial until Digibro's friends started talking about her on twitter, and when she was being attacked heavily for being a paedo. She definitely is desperate for attention but she also doesn't want "the haters" to get any ammo so might not say anything in fear of ralph airing her dirty laundry. I mean look what he says about her on camera in front of her, imagine what he'll say when the xanny haze and shock wears off.

 

[Tom Myers]