🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Can you name a show from the 1990's and early 2000s where a gay fat man tells an autistic man that he is retarded, he should shower and brush his teeth?
The guy got berated for hours about being retarded, there isn't a piece of media like this, except for bum fights and gmod griefing videos.

Any reality television show that wanted to push ahead of its competition. Nothing on this show is novel. It's a Twitch format slapped onto a reality TV format with Jet & co. continually chasing the mess with castration clamps.

 

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Damiel left and got to come back

Damiel is the plant, this isn't even a secret to viewers and had to leave for either court or just a trip with buddies.

 

[lupinthethird]

Imagine paying $40 for Jet to shit on you for wanting what was promised and stomping upstairs to shut all the doors so you can't even hear them.

Couldn't be me

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I can't believe 9 straight days of groundbreaking entertainment has once again been temporarily disrupted. I'm demanding refund. Sam Hyde and his motley crew of zoomers didn't provide the structured experience I was expecting. Even though I've been fixated on this experiment for over a week, I've now decided the entire thing was a failure

Yeah I'm bummed it's down for the night but it's understandable and I need to go watch other shit for a change anyway.
I've spent all day watching and typing about these 'tards.

 

[Merry]

Gave some thought on Simmons, his overall behavior and writing style were very childish and naïve in everything he did. That's not uncommon in regressed pedophiles, who literally are mentally stuck in a childish state and act out sexually with that too. I think there's a good case to be made for that, esp given his creepy ass book was focused on camp counselling, and his myriad other shit like crossdressing you see in similarly effected crazies

 

[ProfDongs]

Damiel left and got to come back

Damiel had to go to court and the casino.

 

[The Vaper Friend]

How will Vance explain the cameras being off after to his GF after Sam said he would be put into more romantic situations with Letty

 

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Question for Josiecels: os she fit to take care of a baby, or has Mr. Goldstriker finally answered the autistic gf question?

 

[Nigger Racism]

Every time there's talk that Fishtank has jumped the shark not too long after something happens that grabs everyone's attention again. Doomposters get the rope, trust the plan etc.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

did mauro quit? anyone else quit?

Nah they're all there. Production decided to give them a chill night of pizza, beer, and a movie with the cameras off.

Mildly annoying from a spectator point of view but not the "ZOMG THE SKY IS FALLING!" of some.

 

[IrishGuy088]

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Ah! Here's the video clip I wanted of the Simmons eviction. Thank you!!

 

[curbside2]

They fucked this up at the start. If you bully autists like jon / josie too much they will just break down and fuck off.
You either have to find those rare autists like chris chan who just keep coming back no matter what or get absolute psychos who enjoy the crew tormenting the other contestants too much to care about them also being fucked with.

I think I’d you want to do this right from the start next time you get every day joes. They’re interviewed by Sam and Jet and if they recognize them then they’re out. The show is not called Fishtank to their face. The Fishtank in the future should be a huge basement somewhere in the Midwest. No outside orders of food. Food is brought to the new fish in unmarked containers. All TTS moderated.

 

[convulsion swell]

I wonder if Simmons is gonna kill himself? I would kill myself if I were him. Like ASAP.

 

[Cocklaunch]

If you don't yet see why Jon should be bullied just continue watching the sterilized piece of shit. Tomorrow as usual, wetawd will continue to walk up to Vance and Daniel, hit/break shit, scream all day and intimate people.

Yeah, that's the entertaining part. What do you want to watch a girl spin in a chair and "stim" or a guy with zero social awareness continuing to annoy the fishtankers with his voice alone.

 

[Actual Dumbass]

From the upstairs hallway it sounds like Jon saying goodbye

I hope not, but it's probably for the best.

 

[Akashic Retard]

Every time there's talk that Fishtank has jumped the shark something happens that grabs everyone's attention again. Doomposters get the rope, trust the plan etc.

I don't think there's much of a plan. I don't think the show is shit now, there's just a lot of incompetence, laziness, and questionable decisions keeping it from realizing it's full potential. Hopefully season 2 is created with some lessons learned.

 

[Goomatora]

Question for Josiecels: os she fit to take care of a baby, or has Mr. Goldstriker finally answered the autistic gf question?

Considering it wasn't a real baby it's hard to tell, you also have to take into consideration she's still in her early 20s so I doubt she's mature enough to raise kids yet, she still needs time to mature. She's closer to a teenager than an adult in terms of her behavior.

 

[Netizennameless]

I wonder if Simmons is gonna kill himself? I would kill myself if I were him. Like ASAP.

the farms never gets that lucky

 

[Chemtrails]

I don't really understand the point of the show anymore.

It seems to be that most fans are OK with whatever concessions it will take for them to watch their favorite blorbos live in relative comfort for 60 days (looking at Jon and Josie fans here).
I understand the necessity to slow-burn things like TTS but you throw that concern out the window when you have Sam come in like a wrecking ball and cause massive drama. Which leads to the fish needing "time off" and "relaxing" which we don't even get to observe. Seems like maybe this could have waited? I'm also somewhat bothered by the producers snitching on Vance/Letty for their tricks because nobody told them sabotage was off limits. TTS snitching is fine because it's unreliable. But this will have a cooling effect on anyone doing anything similarly entertaining in the future.
Personally I didn't find the Simmons kicking all that gratifying - he could have been tortured via TTS, challenges, fishtoys, etc- and the producers could have disseminated his embarassing books to the other fish (pedo, tiny penis), etc. I don't really believe there was a "legal liability". Could have still had him kicked in an explosive manner when he was either naturally voted off, or closer to the end if he got close to actually winning (lol).
But they do all that, and now Jon needs to be treated with kid gloves on top of his headgear to keep him around, because they know the show is going to be a lot more boring without him. And that's probably true. But how much do you sacrifice to keep everyone's faves on?
I wonder if they should just give up the idea that there's even a contest going on and just put these goofy people in entertaining (but less stressful) situations, since people seem to just enjoy their favorites interacting. But without a contest, I don't think people would be as aggressive at picking faves.

I just don't know, fishbros...

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

i'll give them the night, encountering a person that you thought was normal turned freak can be traumatizing. but people must be allowed to rip on the retard. i hope what sam said is some kind of joke. (it's not)