🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Aristides]

This wasn't just sad for Jon, though it did obviously hurt him the most.

All Sam really did have to do was go about this without turning Simmons' ousting into a cruel MDE skit where the extras are real people living their lives. We'd still have all the cameras and Mauro wouldn't have left yet. Sam just shows up and does as he pleases, then the basement crew has to find out ad hoc not only what rules Sam just made up but also how to deal with the consequences of the crazy things he said and did while he was there. It's a total mess, they must dread him coming over.

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Well Letty, if they didn't look at your hairy gash before they will now

 

[Meth Until Death]

Lettie is fake crying to Jon, I think. That white noise buzzing is fuckin' irritating

 

[Kirby vacuums]

She’s not wrong about the porn addicted loser thing. If you care about self improvement at all you should cut porn out of your life.

a bit ironic coming from a person who is obviously a succubus

 

[Crungass]

I'll be honest, this doesn't seem bad enough to kick Simmons out of the show and send everyone into PTSD mode. Note how it says you should quit before you make the biggest mistake of your life if you want to fuck someone under 18.

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[DaBigBopper]

>when it's revealed everyone, but Jon is a paid actor and that the downtime was literally planned so that they could get time off camera

Truth is game was rigged from the start. I'm like 99% sure the 6 weeks thing and the prize money is a joke.

 

[cranoppwel]

Honestly, I wouldn't consider this to be work. You get to lay around and read. Plus everything is basically paid for. Sure you don't get access to the internet and you have to put up with sperging and Sam's nonsense. But I personally wouldn't be completely opposed to that.

Furthermore, these people are almost all fucking NEETs. Ten grand is a lot of fucking money for a NEET.

 

[Akashic Retard]

No, I will not scan through 50 pages from the last few hours to see if this has been posted.

 

[Giant Machine]

That letty monologue gave me AIDS.

Hearing AIDS

 

[DustBuns]

Part of his book is advice to other bat eaters about how to get into America by volunteering at summer camps. That's why he gives advice on how to not be fired. That was how he came here originally.

No his section on foreign nationals camp counselling basically says you can get away with murder for being one because it's a culture program.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Keemstar progression bar coming soon?
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Please God, make Keemstar show up dressed in a gnome costume for a challenge/game. I would find that really funny.

Edit: Or just make him stand motionless in a corner like an actual garden gnome and never address it or draw attention to it

 

[Kirby vacuums]

No, I will not scan through 50 pages from the last few hours to see if this has been posted.

these fags in the call are sucking dick hard

 

[Noble Redditor]

I'll be honest, this doesn't seem bad enough to kick Simmons out of the show and send everyone into PTSD mode.

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Yeah it really was handled badly. It was hilarious and awesome and I don't have any sympathy for the Chinamen but if they would have handled it differently the cams would still be on.

 

[lupinthethird]

I have no idea specifically but if it was my money being spent I would be heavily-involved. Either Sam is involved & he's responsible for this mess or he isn't & he knows even less about producing a show than I thought (any production studio is going to send suits to the set to keep everybody on task.)

Jet was the one talking about 'Fish Tank' and hyping it up for months. During the first couple days he was on one of the Twitter spaces saying how he wasn't certain of the idea and thought it wasn't going to work out. Doesn't sound much like it was Sam's idea. Sure he helped Jet execute and seemingly finance it, but the thing is largely Jet's project.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

I'll be honest, this doesn't seem bad enough to kick Simmons out of the show and send everyone into PTSD mode.

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I think Sam was virtue signaling over projecting onto Simmons over that one nosebleed rumor.

 

[[Removed]]

Potentially winning 10-20k is nowhere near enough to deal with this shit. Up the prize to half a million and then people might stay.

Well Demial is at least getting free housing until He's off to the next xanny trap house couch surf. I know many of them want to be e-famous, but due to the nature of the show and it's audience best case scenario is you become an internet oddity like daddy long neck or some such. Do a couple fringe podcasts, couple yt skits then fade into obscurity with the final destination being a nc17 rated OF.

Maybe it's actually kinda smart of Hyde to have it be 10k, no sane person would leave thier job/life for that sum of money.

 

[Bozo Gnarly]

I missed part of it but Letty was saying she doesn't do cam porn and anything you see was leaked by her ex and that anyone watching it is a porn addicted loser.

So why the cam model name? Or just a fake name used online?

i would guess that she is probably trying (and failing) to distance herself from the youtube channel run by her ex using her real name.

 

[lupinthethird]

What's the over/under on Damiel getting percs and/or xanax while the cameras are off?

 

[Idi Amin II]

Sam probably wanted to humiliate Simmons because Simmons seems like an actual chomo and not just a sped. Sam yelled at a cop once for not defending kids, if I recall correctly. I imagine he's letting the contestants verify that Simmons is actually weird as shit.

Probably still wasn't correct. Just let the audience do their job. I was optimistic about the project and I still am but to a lesser extent. Seems like there are a lot of pressure points.

 

[12345678901]

Furthermore, these people are almost all fucking NEETs. Ten grand is a lot of fucking money for a NEET.

Josie can now afford to fly and get fucked by more furries in random conventions.