🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Christ4President2024]

not convinced simmons is a P, am convinced he has a walnut sized brain

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Always best to post them directly on the forum
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The simmons bed reaction was *top* comedy, perfect comedic timing.

Sure it was at the end of a drunken rant but it was *chef's kiss*.

 

[Sneedifarms]

simmons thinks that the babyshaking is why he got kicked off, nothing related to his creepy ass fucking books and insta posts. this guy is SO FUCKING DUMB HOLY FUCK.

 

[TheGuntinator]

If there were free and open source alternatives to the complexities of webhosting, this site would not have been vulnerable to being taken down by corporations. Hell, KF is among the few sites that try to avoid reliance on a third party back end and even then it was still vulnerable to those sorts of attacks.

Restreamers are probably actually saving them bandwidth, if somebody's watching it on Twitch and broadcasting to 100 viewers, that's 100 who aren't taking bandwidth from the actual site.

Think feudal streaming might catch on as a way to bypass huge data loads?

This is a death sentence for the show at this point. Damiel is a horrible replacement. And when are the voting off terms? Is it just at Sams will?

I wonder if Hyde could have done a 1000 IQ play, and get everyone in the house to read it, hate Simmon and vote him off without disrupting the flow of the show.

 

[Cocklaunch]

The simmons bed reaction was *top* comedy, perfect comedic timing.

Sure it was at the end of a drunken rant but it was *chef's kiss*.

Sylvia palling around with Jon makes me happy, they already buried the hatchet over the challenge.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

oh my fucking god, he defends the post by saying "bro it was years ago"

the good ol wingsofredemption defense

 

[cranoppwel]

"BECAUSE IT'S A MEME!"
-Simmons

 

[Lame Entropy]

"Why did you post children in a sexual context?"

IT WAS A MEME

 

[Retink Retunk]

"degrading to women" lmao simmons is such a braindead moron. honestly maybe he deserves this.

The fact that he can't say it was a shitty joke he didn't think out when he was younger about her having the pants up to her neck and not anything sexual is really fucked up.

Edit: Didn't realize he posted "juicy booty" now that's fucking disgusting.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Is there someone here that does little notes/tldr of things that happened during Fishtank everyday? Similar to how two people timestamp or give brief list of occurrences during Ralph's streams.

I ask, cause I think it be very beneficial to have something for those coming into the thread or if a lot happens in one day of Fishtank to keep track of.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

I am convinced that Simmons has a lower IQ than Jon.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Simmons rivals DSP super fan, Derich, for being the dumbest chink being talked about on the site.

 

[Anti Snigger]

>prease understandu, I am a humbre man from the orient, I do not understandu your American ways

 

[Sneedifarms]

"it says juicy booty on it"
"that's the joke!!!"

LMAO

 

[12 Oz Cup]

"that was kinda rude" LMAO

 

[Doseferatu]

"If you see a kid with really long legs, you're not supposed to be into it."

Simmons, stop talking.

 

[Rakovnik]

"Simmons you didn't think it was weird to have those hashtags and people in the comments are talking about trading pictures of kids" "Yeah I guess so"

He goes on explaining and someone chimes in "I might find you and beat you to death" he's not winning the audience over very much.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Sylvia palling around with Jon makes me happy, they already buried the hatchet over the challenge.

I was referring to Letty's rant but the Jon&Sylvia shit was funny as well.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

"Why did you post children in a sexual context"

IT WAS A MEME

rando: I might find you and beat you to death
pedo: well that's rude

 

[Puff]

Is there someone here that does little notes/tldr of things that happened during Fishtank everyday? Similar to how two people timestamp or give brief list of occurrences during Ralph's streams.

I ask, cause I think it be very beneficial to have something for those coming into the thread or if a lot happens in one day of Fishtank to keep track of.

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