🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Crungass]

Sam gets home, launches the website and sees one of the three days he paid 30k for aren't being used. How will Jet excuse this?

 

[chumbuddy]

Game over nerds

 

[convulsion swell]

It's official, Joncoin is now 1:1 for Zimbabwe dollars

Slurpin' up that dip. We can't even call it volatility anymore, the fall and rise is regular enough. The falling knife is in slow motion, I'm catching that shit.

 

[Love Machine]

Letty tried to make some content and killed the fucking show. ABorted

 

[DaneTheMane]

Meds. Take them.

reflection

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Here's the last part of the Simmons interview that I recorded right when he was getting into the call. The interviewers repeatedly dropped the ball in this part. My internet shits out at a point or two. There is some technical difficulties at the beginning so feel free to skip through.
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This sounds exactly like Metokur's first interaction with Jonathan Ross lmfao
ed: except these interviewers are absolute retards

 

[Retink Retunk]

Letty tried to make some content and killed the fucking show. ABorted

Have you heard the tragedy of Lindsey Elise the drunk?

 

[Papa No-No]

• Stop commenting that a thread is fast. You're not helping.

Really struggling to follow that little guideline right now.

Everyone is talking about the fragile fishies being traumatized, but I think the real trauma victim here was Jet Neptune. He had to sit on the sidelines while Sam thrashed about like a snakehead dropped in a tank of goldfish.

I think the show needs more neutral guest appearances, like a live Epic Meal Time or Scuffed Realtor. It gives the fish some reprieve without the complete release of their social media pacifiers.

 

[supersock12345]

Jon's tard rage is lost footage

They allegedly have also been removing archival footage such as the swatting, so nothing is sacred

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Sam needs to either do a hard reboot with Jon as one of the sharks or do something else.

 

[Lowercase I internet]

Isn't no weed one of the main rules of fish tank? Stay inside, no weed. Both rules have been destroyed. I'll give Jet the outside one because swatting, but why would you give these people weed? Especially the dude who's hopped up on caffeine and just went through an incredibly stressful day. This is the same guy they hid knives from.

 

[Gutes Zeug 2.0]

Where are you guys getting the weed smoking from?

 

[DustBuns]

Sam needs to either do a hard reboot with Jon as one of the sharks or do something else.

Jon would 100% be incapable of keeping his mouth shut while sharking unless you told him you had Andrew Tate tied up in a dark room and started cutting his digits off for every word he speaks.

 

[curbside2]

Sam needs to either do a hard reboot with Jon as one of the sharks or do something else.

They’re the Goldstriker brothers and wear matching blue suits. Jon with his headgear of course.

 

[nut butter]

I wonder if the party footage from tonight will be in the edited doc they release? They aren't showing it now, but that doesn't mean they don't have a local copy.

 

[cranoppwel]

If I wake up and get through work without this house literally fucking exploding. I will be shocked.

 

[Crungass]

They allegedly have also been removing archival footage such as the swatting, so nothing is sacred

Doesn't the season pass say you would get ALL footage from the entire show?

 

[cwestg]

god half of you are the biggest crybabies, spending this entire time hoping the show ends and talking about how bad it is. bunch of negative nancies

 

[Finger Pistols]

1mg of caffeine a day plus alcohol plus retard equals forcefeed the fucker water asap Jet what are you doing

Jon literally said he gets violent on alcohol and everybody ignored him and gave it to him.

He's violent when drunk, they gave him alcohol and he has 1 gram of caffeine in him... The man is going to became a human wrecking ball, only Sam will be able to restrain the tard at that point. Either the content producers are retarded or they want to instigate a full Jon tard rage.

 

[Rayce Farelle]

I don't think that what they had on Simmons was enough to ruin someone's life over like that. This comes off as at best misguided and at worst a witch hunt.
Even if you don't care about some random retard getting fucked over this means that the Marky schizos will be emboldened and spam the same image for another 5 years