Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[joebobmurphy]

Update on the poor kid

Spoiler: Graphic

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Over the last few years I have come to truly loathe these people. I'm pretty inured to most stuff. Like when a number of literal soy-grinning faggots were saying that a 3-year-old on a trike must have provoked a full-grown black man into gunning him down. I just shrug it off saying "whatever, you're evil and probably proud of it". But the trannies are so vile that when I see stuff like this, far from pity, it makes my day. I don't think "poor mislead youth". I smile and think: I hope it hurt, I hope the fever slow cooked his brain; I hope the scent of his new california hotpocket cloyed his nostrils; I hope the he could feel his body falling apart on a molecular level; I hope other trannies quote this on twitter; I hope his piece of shit parents read this; and I hope the life he could have lived if he wasn't such a perverted, woman-hating, fetishistic creep flashed before his eyes.

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

Looks 100% cis.
Seriously though I've seen stinkditches that look worse than that Facehugging testicle spiders "results."

Fun fact that person is now farting out that mandible

 

[KiwiFuzz]

california hotpocket

This is a slur against both California and hotpockets.

 

[weirdwound]

The pain from IUD insertion is similar to contractions. When the uterus gets poked, it reacts. Painful is an understatement. It feels like your soul is being peeled away. What kind of doctor would approve IUD insertion into a young girl? Why wouldnt they try BC pills first?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If a child is being abused, the doctor should report the abuse, not help the abuser cover up the crime.

It's supposed to be "first do no harm." But they edited that out of their vows so they could mainstream abortion and euthanasia. Now they will justify this shit with "harm reduction" as the guiding principle. Like "so she gets raped every night- nothing I can do about that! At least now she won't get pregnant!* Risks and side effects? Not as bad as rape/pregnancy in 6th grade, so not my problem!"

(* - while IUDs are very effective in general, how effective they are on a kid who still has half a foot to go until she reaches her adult height is one of those mysteries like what happens if you put a male body on estrogen for 30 years.)

This whole debacle could have been stopped if this dumb bitch had paused for even a moment and asked herself "where is my daughter getting these ideas?"

This is what baffles me the most. Anyone comes up to me- not even a kid who I am responsible for in some way, ANYONE- and starts in like "yo LDCF I was thinking about those procedures for a human to become a langoustine- where do they offer those? Do I have to go up to Maine or-" I don't even launch into an anti-otherkin screed or whatever, first and foremost let's find out who told this person he can become a crustacean and why the hell does he believe them? Some kind of learning gap or delay? Active psychosis or delusional disorder? Really convincing con man?

How crazy and or weak-willed and indifferent to this person's welfare would I have to be to just jump straight to "huh well I'd imagine they have that in Maine...let me get to work on arranging this for you"?

 

[weirdwound]

The doctor has to take a knitting needle type tool, stick it into the cervix, and touch the back of the uterus without going too far and puncturing. This is to measure how much space is in the uterus for when they then put the IUD up in there so they DON'T accidentally puncture through. During this process, which is called sounding, the nurse warned me my uterus would "react" and oh boy did it. I could literally feel it recoiling slowly and strongly, like the way octopi move slowly through a small hole. This cramp was like a period cramp's God. The cramp I was feeling was essentially a contraction said the nurse, and it made me happy I wasn't pregnant and won't be anytime soon, and if I miss out on ever being in labor, OH WELL. Luckily it is a short procedure, but it is surprisingly bloody. I think I lost like half a capri-suns worth of blood during.

thread tax. A Week 6 Update.

Spoiler: ellen page's future

"Week 6 Update
Week 6 post-op healing s/p RFF with RBL. Hand swelled up a little this week and I’ve had some annoying blistering on my split thickness graft, otherwise things are coming along!"

The hand shadow is dainty and feminine.

https://www.reddit.com/user/RICHARDDICKERLY/

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Spoiler: Spider

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Fucking lmao that the spoiler is for the spider and not the gigantic ballsack labia

 

[Sissyagamben]

Man, didn’t think I’d get an IUD before, now I’m definitely not going to get one.

Found a realistic looking phallo on Reddit.
Poon degen and Archive
I don’t know why she blurred out random parts of her leg in the linked post. The other pictures weren’t tampered with

Spoiler: NSFW

She’s German and all her history is just this one picture posting in porn subs. One of the better ones I’ve seen, wonder how it seems in person lol.

real men shall post their penis in these subs to make them seethe

 

[flipwizardmagoo]

When I got my IUD, I passed out and then had contractions the entire drive home as my body was literally trying to remove a foreign object. The cramps continued for a few days, then I bled off and on for 6 months. Everything after that was fine, but as a grown woman I struggled with the experience — I cannot imagine undergoing it as a child, much less subject my children to it.

 

[Constellationzero]

Man, didn’t think I’d get an IUD before, now I’m definitely not going to get one.

Found a realistic looking phallo on Reddit.
Poon degen and Archive
I don’t know why she blurred out random parts of her leg in the linked post. The other pictures weren’t tampered with

Spoiler: NSFW

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She’s German and all her history is just this one picture posting in porn subs. One of the better ones I’ve seen, wonder how it seems in person lol.

real men shall post their penis in these subs to make them seethe

Looks like it was attached with either Mod Podge, or...a glue gun.

 

[joebobmurphy]

This is a slur against both California and hotpockets.

Originally I came up with that term as an addition to the list of sex moves on ED like the Abraham Lincoln or Polish Dirtbike. The move is when you eat tranny snatch and throw up inside.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

wanted to offer some experience for those that haven't had an IUD in regards to the pain, so people can better understand the pain

It hurts like a bitch. Not in the same way as a cut or bruise, in an invasive way like having something burning and stinging shoved up your ass with zero painkiller. When I was a teen, even the tiniest speculum at the gyno hurt unbearably. I ended up having to get my hymen removed in my 20s so I guess it was extra hurty and burny for me to try to have stuff up there.

 

[Disability Fat]

It hurts like a bitch. Not in the same way as a cut or bruise, in an invasive way like having something burning and stinging shoved up your ass with zero painkiller. When I was a teen, even the tiniest speculum at the gyno hurt unbearably. I ended up having to get my hymen removed in my 20s so I guess it was extra hurty and burny for me to try to have stuff up there.

And someday we'll have a post here in Stinkditch about a troon somehow getting an IUD, either by a woke doctor or on their own, and reading all about that nightmare fuel with a side of "lol told you so".

 

[Slur Generator]

Are we acting like getting a IUD is normal and sane? Bleeding on and off for 6 months... What fresh hell is this? Is it worth it just so that you can get creampied?

 

[Poonocchio]

thread tax. A Week 6 Update.

Lol it looks like vegan bacon. Also "do better" on those boxer shorts. I fucking hate it.

 

[Rapunzel]

And someday we'll have a post here in Stinkditch about a troon somehow getting an IUD, either by a woke doctor or on their own, and reading all about that nightmare fuel with a side of "lol told you so".

Ahahahaaaaaa, I can literally picture it.

But it won't be due to wokeness, it will be because no person is allowed to say 'N.O' to them because 'transphobia', because who the fuck knows what a woman is anyway or some weird sexual deviancy.

Are we acting like getting a IUD is normal and sane? Bleeding on and off for 6 months... What fresh hell is this? Is it worth it just so that you can get creampied?

I decided no. Some women are fine with them, some not. Contraception is actually a nightmare for a lot of women because if it's not trying to bleed you out it's turning you into some homicidal, suicidal, deranged lunatic, bringing on early menopause, causing infertility problems post removal, various other issues. Obviously, again, quite a few women breeze through contraception shit.

I don't think I've been around a single woman who hasn't had some sort of problem with contraception. I managed to get sterilised and an ablation at 28 (it's not actually a happy story but one has to look at silver linings and all that bullshit), made life easier, no fear of pregnancy, no bleeds, minimal pains...... no fucked up hormones.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I don’t think this is true everywhere, where I am the terms are interchangeable so it was probably a hormonal one.

Inserting one into a 10 year old is completely insane though. Not everyone finds the process excruciating, but it’s super intense and invasive. No children should ever be in stirrups.

It must be a bong thing to specifically differentiate the copper and hormonal coil with IUD/IUS.

But yes, I think we can all agree that subjecting a 10YO to the fucking womb winch is barbaric.

Contraception is actually a nightmare for a lot of women

Spoiler: Femoid contraception sperging

Depo provera was brilliant for my excruciating periods but it also made me sad, livid and ravenous all at the same time. An excellent contraceptive since sex is the last thing on your mind.

As discussed, the IUS fitting was a living nightmare and then not too long after I dislodged it with a tampon so I had to have an ultrasound to get it ripped back out again.

Anything that worsens my periods is a hard no.

You need to be militant taking pills and I have IBD which could easily flush them out.

The implant has no guarantee of stopping periods so I had that snipped back out pretty quickly.

Basically, anything that dulls your period is hormonal and fucking with hormones is an abject fucking nightmare. Not just for the additional cancer risk but also because it just throws your body into complete disarray.

TL;DR Just use condoms, everything invasive sucks

 

[Mad_Dog]

Man, didn’t think I’d get an IUD before, now I’m definitely not going to get one.

Found a realistic looking phallo on Reddit.
Poon degen and Archive
I don’t know why she blurred out random parts of her leg in the linked post. The other pictures weren’t tampered with

Spoiler: NSFW

View attachment 5091092

She’s German and all her history is just this one picture posting in porn subs. One of the better ones I’ve seen, wonder how it seems in person lol.

real men shall post their penis in these subs to make them seethe

It even comes with the circumcision scar. I can't wait for them to feel the excruciating emotional pain of foreskin dysphoria when I tell them that real men come with foreskin as a standard, because no male is born circumcised.

 

[Disability Fat]

It must be a bong thing to specifically differentiate the copper and hormonal coil with IUD/IUS.

But yes, I think we can all agree that subjecting a 10YO to the fucking womb winch is barbaric.

The copper IUD (Paraguard) is good for women that either don't want hormones to cause more issues, or can't have hormonal BC due to various health reasons. Paraguard won't stop a period, but can however make it heavier and more painful. I'm unsure if the hormonal IUD does the same.

I cannot wrap my head around giving A LITERAL CHILD an IUD. I suppose the parent wants to groom the girl into a pooner for attention and asspats. Parent of the Year trophy hunter.

 

[Rapunzel]

The implant has no guarantee of stopping periods so I had that snipped back out pretty quickly.

I tried the implant but it was placed weird so every time I moved my arm it was excruciating. A girl I worked with last year had to go to hospital had to have hers surgically removed because somehow, the fucking thing had bent. I mean, this shit is bonkers.

And then you have these guys thinking that they can just turn themselves into women as if it's all glamorous and shits and giggles. Parents actually encouraging their female children to undergo invasive, uncomfortable to painful procedures instead of telling them to just wait. Fucking nuts.