Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

[siegemeister675]

Reading through this thread has made me more MATI than I've been in a long time.

This woman is one of the most aggressively retarded people that has ever been covered by the board.

I mean she's bad but no more than par for the course for Fatrick and the Fatorian Guard.

 

[Meriasek]

I mean she's bad but no more than par for the course for Fatrick and the Fatorian Guard.

Fatpig's Dunning-Kruger Singularity has caught a lot of people suffering from thermonuclear levels of unwarranted self-importance and lack of introspection. It's a midwit apocalypse.
And it is glorious.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

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Why many lolcows are obese? It's like if a request to be a lolcow is be fat. She looks like the daughter of Jabba the Hutt

 

[JustStopDude]

Why many lolcows are obese? It's like if a request to be a lolcow is be fat. She looks like the daughter of Jabba the Hutt

You have to spend a lot of time on the internet tard raging.

That pretty much results in no exercise or going outside ever.

It's kind of like asking why the Amish are shit with computers.

 

[MilkThePig]

The side characters in this season of Pat have been incredible. The fact that they're all fat too just adds another dimension. Bravo to the writers.

 

[MilkThePig]

A pedophile who never acts, never abuses, gets zero credit?

Nobody who isn't attracted to children would even think that, let alone publicly post it on Twitter. These people are truly sick.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Every day, I'm thankful for Null's digital Iron Dome that is KiwiFlare. The Ooperator protects.

KiwiFlare is not fat and I wanna have sex with it.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I really don't think being pregnant adds several chins like that, but let's forget it, and focus on all those happy memories eating straight out the mayonnaise jar

My wife is back down to 104lbs after having three kids. Not once did she get to the point where she was missing a chin because it was consumed by her neck even when she had twins. She's making excuses as to why she's fat. This is what you get when you eat 10 gallon tubs of ice cream as a light snack.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Reading through this thread has made me more MATI than I've been in a long time.

This woman is one of the most aggressively retarded people that has ever been covered by the board.

I 100 percent agree. She is so awful that it's almost ruining the Pat and Shane threads for me.

With Pat, he's always been a vindictive retard, but it's held back by the fact that he's an irrelevant former author that no one actually cares about. This makes his threats funny as opposed to dangerous. It's like watching a four year old swing his arms around in a circle to threaten someone; the only correct response is to laugh.

With Shane, he's a classic Internet Tough Guy. No actual bite but an abundance of bark, for anyone that dares to even interact with him. All he can do is say "lmao I'm not owned" even as, yes, he does in fact get owned.

With Jackie in the picture, we're seeing both of them support this attack on a more-than-likely completely innocent random Swedish dude. Usually I can laugh at their antics, but with this they're trying to actually hurt someone that, again, is more than likely innocent. So suddenly the tough guy act goes from "haha, what a retard" to "wow, please stop, why are you attacking this random Swede you fucking retard?"

And the worst part is that even if the random Swedish dude does file a lawsuit and wins, those stupid faggots will never admit they were wrong. They're physically incapable of it, seemingly. That's the part that makes me MATI.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

And the worst part is that even if the random Swedish dude does file a lawsuit and wins, those stupid faggots will never admit they were wrong. They're physically incapable of it, seemingly. That's the part that makes me MATI.

They might never admit that they're wrong, but we'll have another chapter in the life of Patrick and friends and that's just one more chapter than Patrick's latest book.

 

[Schwarzwald]

Jackie commits a war crime by retweeting a picture of herself in an effort to "own" Dan

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It's really not doing her any favors.
Shortly after, I guess she realizes she broke the "Cute SuperHax0r Girl" illusion with her Chantal-looking ass, and tries to make excuses:

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I really don't think being pregnant adds several chins like that, but let's forget it, and focus on all those happy memories eating straight out the mayonnaise jar

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A fraud in every detail.

She looks like former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie if an entire can of brown spray paint was emptied on him and then put into drag.

 

[siegemeister675]

I 100 percent agree. She is so awful that it's almost ruining the Pat and Shane threads for me.

With Pat, he's always been a vindictive retard, but it's held back by the fact that he's an irrelevant former author that no one actually cares about. This makes his threats funny as opposed to dangerous. It's like watching a four year old swing his arms around in a circle to threaten someone; the only correct response is to laugh.

With Shane, he's a classic Internet Tough Guy. No actual bite but an abundance of bark, for anyone that dares to even interact with him. All he can do is say "lmao I'm not owned" even as, yes, he does in fact get owned.

With Jackie in the picture, we're seeing both of them support this attack on a more-than-likely completely innocent random Swedish dude. Usually I can laugh at their antics, but with this they're trying to actually hurt someone that, again, is more than likely innocent. So suddenly the tough guy act goes from "haha, what a retard" to "wow, please stop, why are you attacking this random Swede you fucking retard?"

And the worst part is that even if the random Swedish dude does file a lawsuit and wins, those stupid faggots will never admit they were wrong. They're physically incapable of it, seemingly. That's the part that makes me MATI.

I dunno it's incredibly funny that our globalized, English-speaking cosmopolitan world makes it possible Kwayn Fat-ckie to come to the aide of Fatrick by slinging wild, unfounded allegations at a random Swedish guy who just 3 weeks ago had surely never heard of Torswats, ONA, the Kiwi Farms, or any of Patrick Tomlinson's lackluster work. The absurdity of it all is delicious. I guess I feel bad for the Swede but given the mental faculties of his assailants I think his prospects are good and I'm just enjoying the lols

 

[A Sunset]

It's really not doing her any favors.
Shortly after, I guess she realizes she broke the "Cute SuperHax0r Girl" illusion with her Chantal-looking ass, and tries to make excuses:

Jackie is an awful person whose current actions are frankly unforgivable in my eyes. However, her one saving grace as a LOLcow that makes me laugh is that she has a chronic need to respond to everything. If you challenge her or poke fun at something, she’ll ignore it at first but then she can’t take it anymore.

Shane Nokes is similar, I made him show his meth-teeth on camera simply by pointing out he was afraid to show them. Jackie seems the same way, but she’s more aggressive. She’ll try to prove how not bothered she is by re-posting all kinds of damning or embarassing shit about her. Then, because she’s stupid and emotional, she’ll realize she shouldn’t have done that and cope afterwards.

It’s pretty amusing especially because her ego is so gigantic, and she can’t stand taking any kind of public L or admitting to being wrong about anything. So while Jackie makes me MATI, everyone knows she’s just making shit up RN and her awful behavior is all being archived.

Long-term, I predict having her countless stupid statements thrown back in her face is going to create some entertaining sperg-outs and angry over sharing. Especially since she’ll seethe at the Kiwi Farms forever.

 

[Spunt]

Why many lolcows are obese? It's like if a request to be a lolcow is be fat. She looks like the daughter of Jabba the Hutt

People with self-control, self-awareness and self-discipline, with good nutrition and subsequent good brain chemistry, do not become lolcows. A fat person who looks in the mirror and says "shit, I'm pretty fat, time to cut out the Twinkies and Cheeseburgers and lift some weights, the state of my body is nobody's responsibility but my own, I'd better listen to my doctor" do not have what it takes to be a lolcow.

Cowdom is about doubling-down on bad decisions, as is becoming morbidly obese in most cases.

@Sexy Senior Citizen , can we add "defamatory faildoxer" to the thread description?

 

[Piggle Rick]

My wife is back down to 104lbs after having three kids. Not once did she get to the point where she was missing a chin because it was consumed by her neck even when she had twins. She's making excuses as to why she's fat. This is what you get when you eat 10 gallon tubs of ice cream as a light snack.

My sister took 6 months to get fit again after her kids. Never had a double chin and never looked like this mongoloid. There is a reason shops sell jogging prams.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

My sister took 6 months to get fit again after her kids. Never had a double chin and never looked like this mongoloid. There is a reason shops sell jogging prams.

A pack a day and a tub of ice cream does wonders for the bodies. Few short years she'll officially be a deathfat.

 

[theassistant]

You have to spend a lot of time on the internet tard raging.

That pretty much results in no exercise or going outside ever.

It's kind of like asking why the Amish are shit with computers.

My wife is back down to 104lbs after having three kids. Not once did she get to the point where she was missing a chin because it was consumed by her neck even when she had twins. She's making excuses as to why she's fat. This is what you get when you eat 10 gallon tubs of ice cream as a light snack.

Pre eclampsia can make you bloat and swell up really bad but it is dangerous and not something to gloat about. But you are right, lots of overweight women use pregnancy as an excuse for gaining a million pounds. It is more psychological than physical. A certain segment of women tend to gain weight after getting married and having children because they are no longer on the market so to speak. But you also have to make sure you are still fuckable for your partner.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

@Sexy Senior Citizen , can we add "defamatory faildoxer" to the thread description?

That's currently in the OP. I tried putting "faildoxer" and "failtroll" into the subtitle, but the mods removed it, and I don't feel like challenging their decision. If the Based Swede manages to drag her to court for defamation (or if she settles out of court), I'll add it.

Jackie commits a war crime by retweeting a picture of herself in an effort to "own" Dan

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It's really not doing her any favors.
Shortly after, I guess she realizes she broke the "Cute SuperHax0r Girl" illusion with her Chantal-looking ass, and tries to make excuses:

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I really don't think being pregnant adds several chins like that, but let's forget it, and focus on all those happy memories eating straight out the mayonnaise jar

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A fraud in every detail.

Do we know where and when the fat picture is from? I'd like to add it to the OP.

 

[theassistant]

My sister took 6 months to get fit again after her kids. Never had a double chin and never looked like this mongoloid. There is a reason shops sell jogging prams.

Patrick also gained a lot of weight after fathering and abandoning a kid. He has never been pregnant. Impressive. I guess kids just exude fat cells.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pre eclampsia can make you bloat and swell up really bad but it is dangerous and not something to gloat about. But you are right, lots of overweight women use pregnancy as an excuse for gaining a million pounds. It is more psychological than physical. A certain segment of women tend to gain weight after getting married and having children because they are no longer on the market so to speak. But you also have to make sure you are still fuckable for your partner.

Lots of my ex's got fat after awhile and that was before they got married. Some just don't care anymore. While I wouldn't care if my wife put on a few pounds (it would be healthy for her), she likes to stay fit and she does it for her job, she also get's me to go to the gym and work out because then I have a partner to do it with. Her husband looks like soy so it would do them both a world of good to hit the gym twice a week. It's not like they're working on anything. Twice a week and a proper diet is all they'd need. Jackie at the rate she's going will die before my Koi do.