🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Shig O'nella]

He needs another beer.

 

[curbside2]

When Letty opens up about being a neet I can’t help but want her to turn it around.

Edit: Someone just paid for a bed confiscation

 

[BruceOfHeem]

bed snatch?

 

[Spatula]

Vance should absolutely work on self improvement. Specifically his hair loss and shit posture. Every time I see him, he's stooped over and looking down. He has a small hump on his back forming.

It's a physical display of his inner ugly personality.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Jon puking again, someone needs to get him a trash bin.

Starting to think it's a stomach bug and not the alcohol

Will janny Jet clean up Jons mess?

Not if Letty gets there first

Edit: sorry for double post

 

[Collections Agent]

DSP is invincible. He will literally never be beaten ever.

If he was on Fishtank he would do nothing wrong.

With the removal of lag, bugs, and a controller he will be invincible

 

[stink rink]

She keepin that shit at arms reach now. No pussy sharks popping her ball.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Jon puking again, someone needs to get him a trash bin.

If he doesn't stop hurling soon. Someone needs to take him to get him an IV. Drinking nothing but coffee, working out, no water, can't stomach small sips of water, throwing up for a good 10 hours off and on. His hydration levels have to be insanely low.

 

[Meth Until Death]

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Jon retching and vomiting after waking up. He looks so fucked.

You can hear him from B1. Everytime he retches Vance and Lettie pause and then quickly talk over the noise.

 

[Collections Agent]

If he doesn't stop hurling soon. Someone needs to take him to get him an IV. Drinking nothing but coffee, working out, no water, can't stomach small sips of water, throwing up for a good 10 hours off and on. His hydration levels have to be insanely low.

He's just forcing the weakness out of his body, he will be back stronger and better than ever soon

 

[Blitzsneed]

>Chat: "Jon working out his abs in the downstairs bathroom"
God damn, this is cruel. But I have to admit, I laughed at that.

And Jon returns to the puke room. Drink something, man.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Needs to do more ab work. His spray range is pathetic for a man his age and general fitness level.

 

[MagnaP]

If he doesn't stop hurling soon. Someone needs to take him to get him an IV. Drinking nothing but coffee, working out, no water, can't stomach small sips of water, throwing up for a good 10 hours off and on. His hydration levels have to be insanely low.

I've been worse, he just needs to force liquid down every time he pukes and sip throughout the day. He's probably going to be puking throughout the day so he needs to drink some drink and keep something in his stomach because dry-heaving sucks ass.

 

[curbside2]

Jon will be doing push ups on a timer by 7:00.

 

[ChunkyKong]

I hope Frank is waiting at the bus station for him.

Frank is waiting for hotdog rumble part 2

 

[Rakovnik]

Jon will be doing push ups on a timer by 7:00.

Which 7:00? 7am today is long gone, 7pm tonight he'll probably still be hungover, maybe by 7am tomorrow he'll be back to it?

 

[Angry Shoes]

If he doesn't stop hurling soon. Someone needs to take him to get him an IV. Drinking nothing but coffee, working out, no water, can't stomach small sips of water, throwing up for a good 10 hours off and on. His hydration levels have to be insanely low.

Eh, as long as he can keep something down by the afternoon he’ll be fine. Although the idea of them bringing in the cowboy hat contractor guy to give him a saline drip is pretty funny.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Eh, as long as he can keep something down by the afternoon he’ll be fine. Although the idea of them bringing in the cowboy hat contractor guy to give him a saline drip is pretty funny.

Maybe they can bring the Amazon drop shipping guy in and give him a motivational speech. He'll sit straight up for the Top G pose.

 

[stink rink]

Retching AGAIN someone get this man a doctor pedialyte and some boxing gloves

"Fwuck"

 

[Basedmew]

I've been worse, he just needs to force liquid down every time he pukes and sip throughout the day. He's probably going to be puking throughout the day so he needs to drink some drink and keep something in his stomach because dry-heaving sucks ass.

yeah i believe the water absorption time from drinking can take anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes IIRC so as long as he isn't instantly puking the second anything hits his stomach, he should be able to pull through. Taking into account that its retard jon though he will probably end up having to go to the hospital. He'll probably chug coffee to think it will help and make himself feel worse.