🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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He did. normal ones and probably autistic ones. Without the autistic background check we wouldn't have these train wreck weirdos, they'd all be Mauro.

Source for autistic background check: Simmon's sus Instagram is in his bio which of course led to people googling for more and now here we are.

If Kiwifarms or Sam's internet enemies can figure this stuff out about Simmons then Sam should have been able to as well. He's either incompetent or intentionally brought this autist onto the show so he could humiliate him later. I also don't buy your Fat Hawaiian Theory because eccentric simply doesn't translate to sex weirdo.

 

[grapeshark77]

Did the Frank Hassle Season Pass Goal only move 1% since yesterday?

I think it's something they have to do manually and they never actually do it. That or a big scam.

I wonder if they knew about "Lettie's" crazy ex during the background check.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

>Jon is smashin his face into the vomit towel
Jesus. This nigga needs an coffee enema.
iv infusions are too impure for him

 

[Fortyone]

me, but I'm hoping if this somehow succeeds enough for season 2 to happen, that they take lessons from their mishandling of all of this, and next time it'll be a tighter experience with a clearer understanding of what it's trying to be

Last night sucked but I can't really be mad, since this is genuinely experimental entertainment and it's already taken over my life for a week

I think they just need to tweak who they have on the show or at least what gets done to the contestants if they choose neet autists again for season 2, also better screening. They could do it IP2 style and get degenerate crack addicts/alchoholics in the tank, those are the people who can handle this heat but they might fight each other constantly.

If they do choose autists again they should really go hard and have on 8 Jons and Josies with maybe one normie so they can max out the content factor. They also need to have an actual gameplan for the rollout of features like fishtoys/tts and clearly communicate what to expect with the audience, that's what's causing the most turmoil right now.

I think it's been a good test run tbh, they've worked through at least one huge crisis per day that would have destroyed any other livestream, that's commendable.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

jon hurling in the laundry room

I was going to make a comment a few minutes ago about Jon seeming better after not puking for a hour and waking up a good 2 or three times. That train has derailed once again. Maybe the next time he pukes will be a hour and a half.

Did the Frank Hassle Season Pass Goal only move 1% since yesterday?

Yeah it is slow moving. I seriously doubt we are going to see that goal hit without a little backend fuckery.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Crew is finally going to get Jon some fucking fluids

 

[Bobuno]

Producers are talking to Jon about getting him some Gatorade to help him recover

 

[stink rink]

jussa wittwe sniff
*SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF*
smewws wike simmonsemen

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Crew is finally going to get Jon some fucking fluids

Jet said he was going this morning, to get him gatorade and sparkling water. Then came back a while later and said "sorry we don't have any bubbly" then gave him some filtered water.

 

[Noble Redditor]

It's fucking free. It costs absolutely nothing to watch. People complaining about getting a refund are retarded. Why did you subscribe in the first place?

 

[Basedmew]

Producers are talking to Jon about getting him some Gatorade to help him recover
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I thought he wont drink out of plastic? do they still make the glass gatorade anywhere? They should of got bottled water for the contestants in case they wouldn't drink tap.
EDIT: glass water bottles I guess because of jons autism

 

[12345678901]

I was going to make a comment a few minutes ago about Jon seeming better after not puking for a hour and waking up a good 2 or three times. That train has derailed once again. Maybe the next time he pukes will be a hour and a half.

Yeah it is slow moving. I seriously doubt we are going to see that goal hit without a little backend fuckery.

my bet is that: meter is fake it has nothing to do with season passes in reality its manually changed and will be %100 whenever frank hassle arrives.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I thought he wont drink out of plastic? do they still make the glass gatorade anywhere? They should of got bottled water for the contestants in case they wouldn't drink tap.
EDIT: glass water bottles I guess because of jons autism

Jon specifically requested coconut water and Ben said he'd get him some

 

[Fortyone]

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jussa wittwe sniff
*SNIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF*
smewws wike simmonsemen

God damn, Ethan Ralph's spirit entered Jon's body

 

[Shalashaskaa]

Someone made mention before about Lettie coming up the stairs with a big smile on her face after spotting a hungover Jon. I'll also add she immediately started talking to Vance about Jon leaving because of the state he's in.
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I dunno, she's a fuckin ghoul most of the time.

Honestly, that clip of her last night when she was alone in B2(I think?) and ranting about how her ex posted her revenge porn or whatever was really unsettling.

 

[JoshPlz]

I thought he wont drink out of plastic? do they still make the glass gatorade anywhere? They should of got bottled water for the contestants in case they wouldn't drink tap.
EDIT: glass water bottles I guess because of jons autism

They should scare him into drinking gatorade or any electrolyte by telling him that the saline infusion comes in plastic bags too. AND they may shoot him up with a clotshot vaccine against his will when he's passed out.

For his own good.

 

[stink rink]

It's fucking free. It costs absolutely nothing to watch. People complaining about getting a refund are retarded. Why did you subscribe in the first place?

Supporting a small, independent American media outlet is at the core of the American spirit. In the Bible, the book on which this great nation was founded, we are told thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. Samael Hayid is my neighbor. I live in his mattress.

Semper Fidelis
Fuck the Russkies

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Looks like only the paypigs can read the chat now. Really makes people want to signup when they can't see what chat is like.

 

[OvertBadger]

Looks like only the paypigs can read the chat now. Really makes people want to signup when they can't see what chat is like.
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I prefer this format for discussion. The actual chat is cancer

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Chat does not seem to be functioning. Also this is the first time I've seen this, when did this go up?

Edit: I'm guessing they turned chat off entirely because from what I remember its been nothing but complaints and shitting on the crew since the cameras went down last night