🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[The FedEx Pope]

Did anyone get a screencap of Vance about to put the black baby in the trash?

Vance is cold-blooded!

 

[Thought Himinal]

Are there actually rats or are people just saying that? I haven't seen one.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I don't know why you guys are so worried about Jon.

Here's the thing, Jon isn't normal (Crazy, I know). The sped mostly drank coffee during his stay on the fishtank. I need to remind you that he drinks more coffee than twice the amount recommended for a normal human. He is ,most likely, dehydrated as shit. The alcohol and subsequent hangover would be especially hard for someone as dry internally as him.

 

[C. Cactus]

The King Brick Sh!t stream is still up since the hosts are constantly talking over it, protecting from a Hyde strike (intentionally? unintentionally?), but it seems that even they are low energy today. Their chat got them to turn their volume down finally and the TTS from the tank comes through loud and clear.

That stream was fucking useless, I was watching it after C4 went down and before the real website finally let me sign up. The King Brick guy is a loud idiot whose commentary added nothing of substance, he talked constantly and kept advertising something called "Cocaine Energy Drink" during important fish moments.

 

[Tad Loaf]

I'd wager minimum 75% of the retarded paypigs buying this shit would have NO IDEA how to do a chargeback, and probably no attention span to figure it out. I don't know why people keep bringing this shit up. You're not going to meme it into reality.

I think you're out of touch with how easy banking online has become. It's literally a matter of logging into your account, going to the charge, clicking an arrow next to it and hitting "dispute charge" it takes literally less than three minutes.
It's not limited to calling into your bank and hashing it out with them for an hour anymore.

 

[lupinthethird]

Some of us are at work (cough) and can't listen to audio, can some kind kiwis please provide text summaries of what people are saying?

Damiel just yelled randomly a couple minutes ago (so funny!)

 

[SFINAE]

Now only if I wasn't functionally retarded and knew how to do this.

Install any userstyle thing for your browser from the extension store (Stylus works on Firefox, dunno about Chromium skins). Create a new userstyle for fishtank.live. Copy and paste, click save. Should work instantly or after refresh.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

To the TTS messenger who told Damiel to scream more: I pray with all the power vested in me while inhabiting this earthly plain that you never get to eat another meal at the right temperature ever again.

i hope every time he microwaves a meal the heat isn't evenly spread out

 

[Blumenkrieg]

A chamber-wench isn't allowed to disobey her King. I should know, I am one.
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Unironically massive Jon W. All Letty cares about is male sexual attention and Jon refuses to comply.

 

[stink rink]

I don't think I could watch this stream without kiwifarms on my other monitor to constantly refresh. It has wasted so many hours of my life. My left mouse button is worn down.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

i hate vance...

 

[lupinthethird]

Why'd they take chat away? Was any reason given?

 

[Chongqing]

Glad to see all the cat moms from Chantal's thread have found their way over here to share their opinions about alcohol poisoning.

 

[Null]

Yea it would be nice to have a separate place to chat and just use this thread to archive

i mean this thread is already 800 pages long. I can either make this thread the chat and open a new thread just for archiving specific events, or I can spin up a new chat room just for fishtank like the one above this thread.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

King Jon is back at it

 

[fishtank enjoyer]

I can spin up a new chat room just for fishtank like the one above this thread.

this would be fuckin excellent

 

[King George III]

Jon is up and moving. He's totally fine.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

Letty has the fakest giggle I've ever heard.

 

[BruceOfHeem]

i mean this thread is already 800 pages long. I can either make this thread the chat and open a new thread just for archiving specific events, or I can spin up a new chat room just for fishtank like the one above this thread.

new chat room would be preferable

 

[JamusActimus]

i mean this thread is already 800 pages long. I can either make this thread the chat and open a new thread just for archiving specific events, or I can spin up a new chat room just for fishtank like the one above this thread.

A fishtank chat would be based imo.

It has more right to exist than israel or the german chat.