Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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If we're lucky he will wait until after the infection eats away his testicles before he gets medical help, or they'll need to be removed. Just so humanity can avoid the very slim chance of breeding and polluting the gene pool even further.

Also, when the zombie apocalypse happens we know who Patient Zero will be when the outbreak starts.
 
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Damn. I've always enjoyed OPL's antics as much as the next guy, but when watching him I would often get the feeling that his idiocy would get him killed at some point. I just didn't think it'd be this early.

I hope for the best, but if this is really the way we're going to lose our beloved King Lolcow, at least we can take solace in that he died as he lived: In a stupid, disgusting, and ultimately pointless way.
 
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Holy crap! I go away for three days! Clearly I need to leave more often! This is unbelievable, terrifying and life threatening! I said back in the OP when the taint piercing was first announced that we'd all be looking forward to The Septicemia Saga ... I didn't actually want to be right ...
 
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alterid said:
It's so depressingly obvious how pleased and smug he felt when he discovered his new 'vagina'. His announcement was so triumphant. Plus the fake humble, "Please, no tabloids, no journalists, no paparazzi." He was 100% convinced he'd just showed us all what was what and he was going to be the world's new sensation; a non-surgical mtf transformation.

The instant freaking out and backlash must have stung a lot. Hopefully enough that he'll get the thing actually looked at by a medical professional.
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I have to agree with everyone else here and say Chris thought he was going to get a lot of compliments about this. Like he was expecting people to be like "omg wow so the subliminal stuff worked?? You're totally a woman now and I would love to trib with you".

What he got was "omg Chris go to a doctor!" And when he claimed he was "clean" all he got was "then get a second opinion".

Not sure why he pulled the hoax card though, only to withdraw it soon after. He's completely deleted anything he posted about the new vagina. Is he hoping people just forget??
 
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While we're on the topic of impossible plans:
Getting an adult man committed against his will in rural Virginia based upon the say-so of a pack of internet speds is probably not a viable option.
Marvin was our best shot. Chris lied to Marvin and didn't listen.
It's up to Chris and his sterling judgement now. Best case scenario is he wises up before the infection gets too bad. Given the depth and location of the wound, he'll need to act fast. All we can do is watch.
 
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Jesus Christ. We really need someone IRL to go down there and have a serious talk with Chris, if he dies, BEFORE BARB, then, well, idk what to do. I think if someone knocks on his door and tells him that this is REAL bad then maybe he might listen to them. We at least need to let Barb know, she will do something about it. Chris needs immediate medical attention, and I have known Autistic kids like Chris that got very ill because they refused to go to the doctor. Someone who lives in the Virgina area, please, tomorrow, go talk to Chris and try to knock some sense into his head.
 
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So much jealousy in this thread. You guys are just angry because Christine used be a lolcow but now he's accomplishing all of his goals. Face it, he's paid off the court bills, is living a baller ass lifestyle of leisure playing with legos all day and even getting a brand new vagina. You're all just whining because you're not #strong or #brave enough to change your life like Christine is. You're the real lolcows. Bunch of dumbass pussy police in this thread. Go police your own pussy you gamergoob fuckfaces.
 
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No joke, did someone try calling Barb? Or sending this to her in the mail ala the blowup doll pics? Barb's probably the only shot we got left at getting CWC into the hospital. I'm not a doctor, but if this is an abscess, he needs immediate surgery. This isn't a joke, he's in serious fucking trouble.
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Oh no?
 
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One horrifying aspect that was briefly mentioned in the old thread is that someone might be encouraging this. Can anyone elaborate on that?
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Null said in the OP that, as far as we know, no one is actively encouraging this behavior. If someone is, however, and Chris dies, then the party in question can be tried for murder.

In any case, there's really nothing we can do to stop that either.
 
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Well this thread made me not want to eat for a few months. But honestly, and I do mean I'm genuinely asking, what are the actual chances that this is something we are blowing out of proportion? Fatty has made no mention of discomfort or that he is in negative health, and you know that if Chris thinks he can milk people for money he wouldn't be opposed to utilizing his own health to do so. This whole thing is not only disgusting, but genuinely bizarre and Chris's attitude towards it is genuinely perplexing to me.
 
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