Mormon or Jehovahs Witness? Which Door Knocker Would You Choose?

[Soycast Guy]

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[Shidoen]

Mormons

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Mormons bc Joovas seem more neurotic, somehow.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Mormon. Never met one. And I'm not allowed to answer the door to the Jehovah's anymore.

 

[Shidoen]

Mormons bc Joovas seem more neurotic, somehow.

Mormons got so many kids that some door to door work is their day off.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Mormons. I used to live near a few of them, most of them were nice enough and weren't so dense that they couldn't figure out I wasn't interested.

I had a JW next to me at a train station and they wouldn't shut the fuck up about their weird 2nd coming prophecy was in 1914 prophecy.

Mormon's wanted to basically have the Bible but with a bunch of American exceptionalism thrown in, and the JW's have roughly the same biblical literacy as Chris Chan.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Mormons. I'd drop Burned Man quotes to figure out if they were cool gun nerd Mormons or shitty MLM Mormons.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Mormons. I'd drop Burned Man quotes to figure out if they were cool gun nerd Mormons or shitty MLM Mormons.

I will say that about Mormons. At least you have cool Mormons like Joshua Graham. There’s no badass JW’s.

 

[Catler]

The mormons are way, way nicer and in my experience actually leave when you tell them to.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I might go for the Jehovah's Witnesses. If only because my experiences with them in college were more positive overall, compared to Mormons. Though even the Mormons weren't bad, really.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I've actually had Mormons visit me many times during the Autumn of 2022. They're pretty nice, chill and open minded people.

 

[MadDisaster]

Either. They both give up when I just tell them I'm a catholic. Practically pagans. It's kind of sweet.

 

[Pissmaster]

I love big ol' knockers on all ladies regardless of religion

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Either. They both give up when I just tell them I'm a catholic. Practically pagans. It's kind of sweet.

There's probably two reasons. One is that one of Mormonism's big sales pitches is that it's the restoration of Christ's church with ongoing revelation/direct authority from God, which would not be of any interest to Catholics that already believe they have essentially the same thing. The other is that in my experience Catholics tend to be the most hostile to them (probably for more or less the same reason, the religion is the least connected to theirs and at the same time makes the same universal claim).

 

[Moths]

I couldnt have seggs with a hot chick because her family was jehovas witness

So I choose mormonism out of spite

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I get bugged by Mormons about once a year they aren't too bad. Sometimes they read a little story out of their weirdo book and I go "Huh that sure is something."

Then I don't see them for a long time.