Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Sanae is a slut]

1. Emergency responders are not going to abduct an unwilling, mentally fit patient. Chris is constitutionally allowed to deny himself treatment if he sees fit, even if it results in his death.

This assumes he's mentally fit throughout his illiness. This also assumes he was mentally fit to begin with.

What you're saying only applies if some troll calls an ambulance on him similar to swatting when he's otherwise alright. Realistically though, if someone calls an emergency responder on him, it's probably because he went out to lunch or something, keeled over, and someone near him had to call an ambulance.

Sepsis has a nasty tendency to cause altered mental status as a result of dratically-lowered blood pressure. This is caused by the body responding to the infection by dialating every blood vessel in the body. This then results in decreased blood pressure, which can then lead to inadequate blood perfusion to the brain. The end result is that he suffers from altered mental status before decompensating and keeling over. This is what we'd call septic shock.

Chris's autism may be mild, but his actions can definitely make his mental ability seem worse than what it is really to the people around him. With the way he acts in front of people, he can definitely come off as either mentally ill or otherwise suffering from altered mental status as a sign/symptom of septic shock.

Both typically fit the criteria for deeming a patient as mentally incompetent and can thus cannot refuse medical treatment or transport if there is no competent third party to make decisions in his place (and we all know Barb won't be mentally competent for shit).

As an EMT myself, we're perfectly well within our rights to take in a patient we deem to be incompetent to make his own choices. Either by his own autism or as a symptom of his sepsis, his ability to consent can easily be revoked.

2. No troll has encouraged this as far as I know. There was a rumor that someone had, but I can't confirm it. Do know that if you are a troll encouraging Chris to not seek help for this wound, you will come under investigation for murder if he dies.

Really? Under what law would this happen? Nobody would be able to prove that said troll was actively trying to prevent him from going to the hospital.

For all anyone knows, said "troll" could simply be giving bad advice without realizing it. Believe me, there's plenty of people out there that misguidedly insist on depriving their buddies/loved ones the appropriate treatment. Let me point to exhibit A: Barb/Bob and their insistence in not giving Chris psychiatric treatment/special education.

No investigation would get the troll in trouble on just the "advice" alone.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

It's not that I want Chris to die, I mean who the fuck would want that. But I have little sympathy for ignorance-induced grief, even if it can't be helped. This shit show will end one way or the other; if not by rotting asshole by heart attack or something equally conventional and boring so butter that popcorn and enjoy the ride.

More on topic, do we know where the wound came from?

 

[KatsuKitty]

In the latest videos, Barb was either out like a light or read prepared statements like a North Korean hostage. I'm seriously doubting if she'd ever properly notice signs of CWC succumbing to sepsis which is what makes him getting to the hospital on his own volition ever more time-critical.

 

[OtterParty]

It's funny that this should come up because I just had a dream about the Reaper the other day and he said he won't be claiming Christine for a few decades yet.

It's not that I want Chris to die, I mean who the fuck would want that.

I do

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Barb gives zero shits about Chris, unless it's about leeching out of his tugboat. She's not going to save him.
He didn't get this way because he had attentive parents who gave a fuck about him.

 

[HG 400]

lol i hope he dies

 

[MagneticTowels]

More on topic, do we know where the wound came from?

The abyss of autism.

 

[CWCissey]

Put me down for a tenner on Chris not lasting the year.

 

[Splendid]

Chris can't die! We need to know what happens when Barb dies!

 

[Optimus Prime]

It would be galactic tier irony if Chris's quest for China ended up with him thinking he finally got one and all it does is kill him.

 

[qld]

This autist artist has some really skilled hands to be splashing rubbing alcohol into his torn perineum without splashing it into his asshole. Endorsement enough to advise you to pay him for some drawings, in fact, best new investment opportunity since that pissy Thomas Kinkade checked out. Buy now, Chris may be dead soon.

 

[Mason Verger]

was all for fame,

The fucking hubris of his "no paparazzi or have a total big deal made" just kills me. That is one impressively autistic ego.. The sad part is this may eventually get him in the news yet. Deceased, autistic, cyberbullied transgendered snowflake hits all the right notes for a hungry reporter.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

:autism:

Spoiler

The problem is that it's like Undertale. If you shoot down Chris's delusional aspirations, he'll come back with new ones, and with twice the Determination.

Oh yes, that can be said about anyone who has followed something they believed was "correct". even if you give them information that entirely counters their beliefs, they will persist with their delusions and with greater vigor than before.

 

[Seahorses]

I wonder what Bob would say in this situation...

 

[Without A Gout]

To think nine years ago, that weird guy who flipped out over not winning a Pa Rappa Tha Rappa contest turns into a person who believes a dangerous, pus-filled abscess is a fully functioning vagina.

Stop the ride, I want to get off.

 

[Justlurkin]

So...
Does that make Chris the first TRUE AND HONEST futa?

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I think he'll get help if he starts having real pain from it, I just don't think he'll connect the dots because of how willfully dellusional he is.

Thing is, if he starts feeling serious pain from this than that means he's already kind of down the rabbit hole. If you wait until you're excruciating pain to go to the hospital you're already kinda fucked.

Looking at that picture (oh god why did I do that..) Chris has a serious infection. He's a complete fucking idiot if he doesn't go to a doctor right now

So imagine Chris going to a hospital, filling out the paperwork as a self-proclaimed female with ID to prove it, and then showing the nurse his abominable mangina.
Presumably they would put in their two weeks then and there.
But how I would love to be a fly on the wall when the inevitable examination happens.

Guarantee you he asks to see a gynecologist.

Chris dying because he wanted to be a woman really badly would be the ultimate end to his tale, IMHO.

I like to think Chris will have a death more dignified than his life has been. I should know better.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Someone probably has called the Cops and gave them the course of events, Maybe even emailed the pictures.

 

[MrTroll]

I literally dont care. A friend linked me this thread because he thought it was funny. I found it shocking that the CWC fancult isnt actively trying to squeeze memes from this meme orange by having him committed with proof that he is hurting himself.

Something the state of virgina must act upon legally.

Like I said. Its your choice if you want this story to end. Im just posting this because for whatever reason nobody else has because it seems you people are dumb and incompetent and dont exactly understand that the memes will end if he dies.

If you want him to die . Grab popcorn and watch. If you want a new chapter to unfold. Get this info to the local police department and make sure you mention involuntary commitment because his guardian is worthless

The Kiwi Farms Meme Committee got together and determined that we'd get juicier memes from Chris dying than we would from him being locked up away from the internet for an indeterminate amount of time.

 

[Jack Awful]

It would be galactic tier irony if Chris's quest for China ended up with him thinking he finally got one and all it does is kill him.

God is the ultimate troll.