Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Tragi-Chan]

If he did get his knob chopped off, he should see if he could get a deal with Oscar Meyer.

 

[Kees H]

He said he wasn't even "kissed as a girl" yet. He's most likely finding out that most faggots who want to fuck other guys don't like girls, and that he basically accelerated his own twink death by going for the entire "zomg i am a girl now uwu!!11oneoneoneone" arch.

This faggot is never going to chop his dick off or do surgeries that won't make him pass as a guy anymore. I doubt he's even on hormones, as he knows that if he grows moobs, he has no chance of ever getting a boyfriend ever again.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

He said he wasn't even "kissed as a girl" yet. He's most likely finding out that most faggots who want to fuck other guys don't like girls, and that he basically accelerated his own twink death by going for the entire "zomg i am a girl now uwu!!11oneoneoneone" arch.

He really was/is delusional thinking anybody would be attracted him with his non-stop campy drag queen act. Straight guys aren't going to fuck him because he's a twinky male, gay guys aren't going to fuck him because the "girl" schtick is off-putting even if he has a male body, and even tranny chasers who are into chicks with dicks prefer the bimbo porn star look with big fake boobs and collagen-injected lips, not the virginal 1960's housewife persona Dylan's trying to project.

It really is "Why Can't My Famous Gender Nonconforming Friends Get Laid?" all over again (complete with the occasional Alok Vaid-Menon sighting), except Dylan doesn't even have a friend who'll publish cringey opinion pieces on Vice to try and guilt someone, anyone, into fucking him.

...Jacob Tobia must secretly be absolutely seething over Dylan's rocket ride to fame, with corporate sponsorships from multiple major cosmetic and fashion brands and even his face on fricking Bud Light, when all Jacob got from his fifteen minutes of sorta-fame was a shitty book deal and a minor voice role in that woke She-Ra remake.

 

[loosebladder]

EDIT: Nice to see that TIM Samantha Lux was calling people triggered troonphobes after Dylan's tampon shit but now has a change of heart.
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might want to watch the video first before you say dumb shit, the video title is what he is reacting to, aka people telling dylan that he needs to stop
samantha lux is one of the most oblivious dumbass trannies on youtube, he's never going to turn on any other tranny

 

[Ja'amUnbago]

...Jacob Tobia must secretly be absolutely seething over Dylan's rocket ride to fame, with corporate sponsorships from multiple major cosmetic and fashion brands and even his face on fricking Bud Light, when all Jacob got from his fifteen minutes of sorta-fame was a shitty book deal and a minor voice role in that woke She-Ra remake.

Had to look them up. Every photo I've seen of him he looks like he's seething. While I disagree with drag, drag queens at least shave their 5o'clock shadow before donning the dress.

He probably is pissed off that someone like Dylan has more prominence (good or bad) in the current year zeitgeist.

 

[scathefire]

He said he wasn't even "kissed as a girl" yet. He's most likely finding out that most faggots who want to fuck other guys don't like girls, and that he basically accelerated his own twink death by going for the entire "zomg i am a girl now uwu!!11oneoneoneone" arch.

This faggot is never going to chop his dick off or do surgeries that won't make him pass as a guy anymore. I doubt he's even on hormones, as he knows that if he grows moobs, he has no chance of ever getting a boyfriend ever again.

His only hope would hypothetically be chasers, but dyldo doesn't pass as or even resemble a woman in the slightest. So, bye-bye sex life. Honestly his best bet at this point is probably gross transbians. Somehow said gross transbians seem to come together like magnets, probably because they have all the same fetishes.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

His only hope would hypothetically be chasers, but dyldo doesn't pass as or even resemble a woman in the slightest. So, bye-bye sex life. Honestly his best bet at this point is probably gross transbians. Somehow said gross transbians seem to come together like magnets, probably because they have all the same fetishes.

I agree on transbians being his only hope, but they only come together because absolutely no one else will touch them at all.

 

[Feathers McGraw]

He said he wasn't even "kissed as a girl" yet.

I wonder if this is deliberately specific wording. All he needs to do is put on normal clothes & take off the makeup to pass as a regular flamboyant fag again. Maybe he still peruses Grindr in his natural state to provide the attention his daddy never gave him (or for the cock his daddy did give him...)

 

[Kees H]

His only hope would hypothetically be chasers, but dyldo doesn't pass as or even resemble a woman in the slightest. So, bye-bye sex life. Honestly his best bet at this point is probably gross transbians. Somehow said gross transbians seem to come together like magnets, probably because they have all the same fetishes.

I think he's too gay for that, just look at one of his pre-trooning out videos, he's one of the biggest flaming faggots you've ever seen. He just wants to be with a dude, but he does not realise that faggots won't fuck him in this state.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Had to look them up. Every photo I've seen of him he looks like he's seething. While I disagree with drag, drag queens at least shave their 5o'clock shadow before donning the dress.

He probably is pissed off that someone like Dylan has more prominence (good or bad) in the current year zeitgeist.

Not surprised you haven't heard of him; he was a minor cow about 6-7 years ago that only people paying attention to gendershit at the time would have heard of. Tried to build a name for himself as some sort of enby/queer influencer, but didn't have a team dedicated to astroturfing him as hard as possible the way Dylan does.

Incidentally, Jacob went from looking like this as a twinky Duke graduate in 2014:

...to this (ca. 2019):


Say hello to the Ghost of Twink Future, Dylan!

 

[Tryphine]

I'm not sure how much success Dylan would have with a T4T arc. When you look at relationships between two transbians, they're almost always coomers. I could see him with an FTM. I think he's too gay to cope with pussy, but a twink transitioning is self-harm anyway. LARPing a 1960s straight couple would match his vibe in a way that a transbian sex pest wouldn't.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

His only hope would hypothetically be chasers, but dyldo doesn't pass as or even resemble a woman in the slightest. So, bye-bye sex life. Honestly his best bet at this point is probably gross transbians. Somehow said gross transbians seem to come together like magnets, probably because they have all the same fetishes.

Oh Dylan could score a chaser no problem, but he is the figurehead of the corporate trans agenda and it's very important he look good for the corporate sponsors. The new trans movement hates chasers and teaches young troons to despise them, that being said, I imagine lower tier trans goblins still let chasers have a go, but Dylan wouldn't allow himself.

Dylan is skinwalking Jackie Bouvier, so he can't settle for less than a Kennedy, yet.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I'm not sure how much success Dylan would have with a T4T arc.

Not a snowball's chance in hell. He wants to be the "girlfriend" to a conventionally masculine guy, just like every little twink flamer. Just look at the guys he chose for his brokeback dating game in his day 365 special, or the ripped Danish dude he was simpering over when he did the arctic plunge during his Copenhagen trip.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence

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Basically, all I got was, "my handlers told me to stay in the hugbox and keep pretending everything is fine"

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence

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He's rebranding, is he? Going to share more non-gender things about himself? Good idea, might save him from the downwards slide he would otherwise have having reached the one year peak. That's probably the best pivot CAA could come up with. Let's see if it pays off. Something tells me it won't.

He also said he would love to be non-controversial and that it doesn't feel great to be dehumanized.

My takeaway is that he was genuinely shocked by the backlash and really hurt by it. I don't think he really understood what being truly famous means: people are going to criticize and dehumanize you. A lot. He's had it easy compared to, say, Jennifer Aniston who has been talked about how she's totes preggers for realz dis tyme for literally decades. Or the men thirsting after Milly Bobby Brown when she was underage!

If he thinks this shit was bad, God help him if he ever gets real fame.

 

[AssignedEva]

Basically, all I got was, "my handlers told me to stay in the hugbox and keep pretending everything is fine"

I'm pretty sure this little speech was workshopped by his handlers. Dylan is poised and downplays the backlash he's been facing as people making up stuff about him, then addresses his followers with faux concern to tell them how special they are for not falling for the right wing brainwashing and how he wants to talk to just them, and shares some little jokes with them before (low key) hyping up his future content. He also alludes to therapy and how the backlash has been "disassociative" to subtly position himself as both a victim but as a fighter who will get through this, which tugs on a handmaiden's maternal instincts.

He's also very calm in a way that makes me think he's on a sensible dosage of diazepam (and not xannied off his face) so maybe his management got him a good celeb doctor who'd wean him down once the daily meltdowns stopped.

Only other point of note is he finally left that hotel and went back to his house.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

When you look at relationships between two transbians, they're almost always coomers.

I get a 'jerk off in front of adjacent mirrors and never make eye contact' impression from the AGP4AGPs.

Edit:

Dylan has reappeared. This time going over how much he has learned since his absence

Lol, fat.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Lol, fat.

But would you have sex with him?

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

But would you have sex with him?

God, he would never shut up