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- Jul 11, 2020
There is no way it would be possible to lie under the covers of that bed for more then then minute, maybe two.@Humbert Humbert you say you would film this for free- but really. You’d have to LIVE there, soaking up the miasma.
It brings me to a question I was musing over the other day- how much money would it take to have you sleep in the Tranch bed- Kevin and Co’s bed, and bedding; they aren’t in it, but it hasn’t been washed. It’s just as is.
One night.
I am going to say- as a person currently pretty fucking skint, who could really do with any extra coin, £1000.
I can only imagine what better off kiwis would say. I would do some faIrly questionable things for a pittance.. bu yeah. Cool grand for this.
We have had a similar question over licking the amhole, but really that is a bridge too far- one may as well postulate how much to take a tentacle up the arse from Ctuthulu.. totally incomprehensible, too unrealistic and horrifying a question to really even comprehend, let alone answer.
But to stay in the dirty bed..? A situation that maybe isn’t so far from other sketchy, sleeping in a gross squat, crusty party, punk scene of youth… but with the added edge.
I know my answer is shameful. But a grand don’t come for free
You would instantly itch, from real or imaginary sources.
The Smell.
Zero degrees of separation from the Amhole. ZERO DEGREES OF SEPARATION.