So in todays video I learned many thing about Slob. I learned he doesn’t follow the law because he doesn’t think it applies to him. I learned he doesn’t wash his hands before meals. He just goes and takes a big shit any where he pleases, then gobbles down pork products with dirty shit stained hands. He’s probably not circumcised too.
Edit: I actually find these sections of the bible interesting. The Israelites were given these laws not just for ceremony, but for cleanliness. So decease would not spread among them, not so they would stand out from others.
“You shall have a designated area outside the camp to which you shall go. As part of your equipment have something to dig with, and when you relieve yourself, dig a hole and cover up your excrement.” Deuteronomy 23:12,13.
“Anyone the man with a discharge touches without rinsing his hands with water must wash their clothes and bathe with water, and they will be unclean till evening.” Leviticus 15:11
“He (God) said, ‘If you listen carefully to the Lord your God and do what is right in his eyes, if you pay attention to his commands and keep all his decrees, I will not bring on you any of the diseases I brought on the Egyptians, for I am the Lord, who heals you,’” Exodus 15:26
No wonder Bob is in such poor health, he not only reads at a second grade lever. He has a second grade comprehension level as well. He reads his bible all day, but but only gets a basic level comprehension from it.
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There is a better verse in Romans explaining why Christians can eat pork, but I don’t Bob is smart enough to find it. His excuses here we’re just utterly pathetic and lazy.
I love how Bob just cannot spell simple words lol.
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