Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

It’s a 19 hour drive or a 3 hour flight.

Three hour flight in the air and then a two hour drive for him.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is funny because the picture of Kayla in her underwear with the red handprint on her bum was possibly posted during that stream.

Well that was weird. Are there really places that allow you to try on underwear and then send them back if you don't like them? And if they exist, why would anyone buy from them? Who in hell (besides Kayla) is wearing underwear that comes with snail trails from the previous occupant?

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

It took a second but both the tone and cadence of his voice seemed off. After listening to Dick and Nick in the stream @Captain Manning posted I think Nick was trying to mimic Dicks voice and cadence at the show. He sounded like a lil dick wanna be.

It was an event with Dick, so probably coke. Coke builds up alot of saliva and mucus in the back of your throat when you inhale it because its kind of harsh. Makes your voice sound weird.

The low energy and weird voice shit says to me that he did a few lines a couple hours before he went on stage, and is coming down.

 

[RotPockets]

It was actually discussed in LOCALS, and from what I can tell, Mandy steers clear of the catty behavior .

If she were smart she would join anonymously, if she wanted to join at all. She could be lurking amongst us as we speak, she could very well be @localsinsight919 judging strictly by the name, age of the account, and areas of interest.

 

[Captain Manning]

The difference is that Still-Life loves Rekieta and reserves a bunch of his bile to spew at people who criticize Nick in his chat, so he's protected.

"actively trying to cause harm to my business" is code for "actively causing harm to my feelings". That's why Cynthia and Hydro had to go.

It wouldn't be so ridiculous if he only "passively" supported Still-Life by refusing to ban him and not saying anything, but he moved onto encouraging this shit by saying the two guys from 4chan are dindus.

You can't tell me the commentary clipped below wasn't spurred by Still-Life. Nick barely gives a shit about current events now. He doesn't care about 4chan.

It's tempting to just say he's a shit lawyer (which he is), but I think he's also mortified at the thought of his critics being right. He's overriding both the moral and logic centers of his brain.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Three hour flight in the air and then a two hour drive for him.

That’s a fair point. But balldo pretends like he’s flown from NY to Singapore and then immediately hopped in the car to complete the Cannonball Run, only to get out of the car and jump right into a 24 hour stream. Sorry but a three hour flight with a two hour drive isn’t going to effect anyone all that much, unless you’ve totally abused yourself just prior to the travel.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

November 08 2022 (evening) was the stream. Nick posted the video to his locals the following day as Election Night 2022 Live Stream For Way Too Many Hours.

*edit: the stream was also called on Odysee: It's an ELECTION NIGHT Stream - Guests or Something Maybe - Jokes For Sure.

I am mostly curious about what Nick/Kayla lie about and when, so timelines are relevant to me and this potentially shortens the timeline of posting an image of Kayla in her underwear (fresh from a spanking no less) from weeks to mere hours. Given time and interest, it may become even more provable just how deep the hypocrisy goes.


Thanks for clarifying, though now I am more determined to find that clip for peace of mind.

Found it.

Spoiler: Responses

 

[Thugnificent]

If she were smart she would join anonymously, if she wanted to join at all. She could be lurking amongst us as we speak, she could very well be @localsinsight919 judging strictly by the name, age of the account, and areas of interest.

@localsinsight919 hasn't tried posting their camel toe or started sympathy farming yet. Doubt.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm betting that the "Mandy joining KF" arc was an op from the secret discord.

Most likely. They were probably expecting us to go gaga over getting one of their "locals celebrities" over here. Shows how they don't understand the farms at all. We are all annons. We don't give a shit and would prefer the poop stay off our doorstep.

She's one of the original original fans of Nick's show, I'd be surprised if she ever makes an account here. Her redemption arc lasted all of like 3 weeks before she was off posting crotch shots in Lolcowls again as well. I wouldn't want her on here because she'll likely relapse to attention seeking in other ways ala Cynthia.

And these retards think we would want her here trying to attention whore. No thanks. Ain't nobody interested in 20 year old photos from a potato tier phone cam.

If a big stream happens i will try to get stats but i am pretty much addicted to Hyde's fishtank.

I hear you there. Been watching that shit show all week. It's very entertaining. I'm hoping the anorexic bitch pees in the closet.

 

[zyclonPD]

It's tempting to just say he's a shit lawyer (which he is), but I think he's also mortified at the thought of his critics being right. He's overriding both the moral and logic centers of his brain.

That "dildo manifesting in ass" analogy seems so out of left field it reminded me of Vaush's coconut island shtick. Its a ridiculous premise presented with sexual language. The intention is two fold, it makes conservatives he's interlocking with uncomfortable to answer or repeat because of the sexual language and it gives the stream he's on YouTube violating language because a common tactic of Vaush is to sick his discord on a channel after he "debates" them to flag their channel down and try to get it kicked off YouTube.

I know its on brand for recent rekieta but this is the tacit of an actual communist retard employing cheap shock value bullshittery.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

That’s a fair point. But balldo pretends like he’s flown from NY to Singapore and then immediately hopped in the car to complete the Cannonball Run, only to get out of the car and jump right into a 24 hour stream. Sorry but a three hour flight with a two hour drive isn’t going to effect anyone all that much, unless you’ve totally abused yourself just prior to the travel.

To be fair, he could just be easily tired from not doing actual work, it's "hard work" because he hasn't done it in 5+ years.

 

[Poop Shoot]

It was an event with Dick, so probably coke. Coke builds up alot of saliva and mucus in the back of your throat when you inhale it because its kind of harsh. Makes your voice sound weird.

The low energy and weird voice shit says to me that he did a few lines a couple hours before he went on stage, and is coming down.

I am tired of besmirching Nick Rekieta’s Good Name. We shouldn’t just assume he’s doing illegal drugs.

There’s also a very real possibility he was sucking Dick’s dick.

 

[Potatoherder]

Going to be interesting how he covers the Crowder stuff. He was ok with whitewashing cheating but the video seems to show straight up abuse. Also wonder if rumble will drop Crowder. Probably telling it's not a headline topic when it's the biggest story in the right-wing grift sphere.

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

Going to be interesting how he covers the Crowder stuff. He was ok with whitewashing cheating but the video seems to show straight up abuse. Also wonder if rumble will drop Crowder. Probably telling it's not a headline topic when it's the biggest story in the right-wing grift sphere.

I wonder if Rumble would have any sort of gag order on the controversy surrounding the #1 draw to their platform. If not, Nick would absolutely wash Crowder's balls to bring himself that much closer to a mug club exclusive.

Spoiler

inb4 Nick draws all sorts of parallels to the Vic suit about jumping to conclusions and destroying someone's reputation

 

[MudPeople]

The length of time between Balldo’s lies gets shorter and shorter. At the end of his 2 hour 47 minute stream he said this

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So he feels fine then, but forgot that about 3 hours earlier he was too sick to stream with Coomalot. He also looks like a bag of shit. I‘m unconvinced he looks that way due to “travel fatigue”. It’s a 19 hour drive or a 3 hour flight. I‘m going to presume he flew given how quickly they got back to MN after the lunch and picture tour in Philly. His look and deameanor in the stream was the same to me as the last time was having a Molly hangover.

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Wait so now many hours between the stream he was supposed to be on and this stream?
He was too sick to show up to a stream, traveled home and then do a stream?

 

[Captain Manning]

Wait so now many hours between the stream he was supposed to be on and this stream?
He was too sick to show up to a stream, traveled home and then do a stream?

No, he was already home when both happened. He stood up Coomalot claiming he was too sick, and then had a miraculous recovery three hours later.

My guess is he probably would have preferred to do neither, but he's got contractual obligations that ensure he gets off his ass to do his own show to some extent.

 

[northstar747]

I m not familiar with molly.

Is there a hang over? One issue doing drugs as an adult you have to out time to do it.

 

[MudPeople]

No, he was already home when both happened. He stood up Coomalot claiming he was too sick, and then had a miraculous recovery three hours later.

My guess is he probably would have preferred to do neither, but he's got contractual obligations that ensure he gets off his ass to do his own show to some extent.

Maybe he hadn't had enough alcohol in him to feel normal yet and 3 hours of boozing solved it?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS Stuffing Face Stream Highlights:

- Nick did not do a LOCALS stream in Philadelphia because he forgot his phone stand. These excuses are getting bad...

- Randazza was supposed to have filed a letter with the court on the 26th in the case, but Nick says he has not seen it come through the system yet to notify him

- He defended how he holds his fork to eat because it is easier. Strange to defend...

- Nick talked about doing a show with Dave Landau. I'll take things that never will happen for 200...

- Nick avoided making a comment on Crowder despite multiple people bringing it up

 

[MudPeople]

- He defended how he holds his fork to eat because it is easier. Strange to defend...

It's a shame he doesn't read KF anymore.