Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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In all honesty, Chris's Un-clit is not the worst I've seen. I'm not sure what you guys are freaking out over. I've seen a guy who got a larger abscess as a result of a bullet grazing his ass and he healed fine. Of course, the dude wasn't a retard who played with his wound as if it were a vagina, but still.

I can't be 100% sure since I'm not seeing it in person, but he doesn't seem to be exhibiting any signs of swelling or necrosis indicative of a major infection that can lead to sepsis.

Could it become severe without treatment? Sure. Given his lack of hygiene, it could become something worse and that is a cause for concern. However, there doesn't seem to be anything alarming just yet. At most, even if he did go to the doctor, the most they'll do is pack the wound if they don't find anything else wrong with him. Packing the wound, however, is another ordeal in and of itself because he'll either have to keep coming in every day to repack it or repack it himself until the wound closes.

Unless he has other signs/symptoms like fever or altered mental status that we're not seeing, he's not in immediate danger.
 
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People seem to be forgetting how unfortunate the location of the wound is. The man has a deep, gaping wound in a part of the body that's sweaty, constantly getting spread/moved, never gets much air, and is centimeters away from an unkempt anus.

It's one thing to have an infection on your back, leg, or side, but when you have a deep hole that's right next to fecal bacteria, you're gonna have issues, real quick. Also, if he shaves, you can bet that there's going to be the sensation of the short hairs prickling and scratching the wound.
 
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So... he said he lied about the whole thing in an attempt to troll us and his Facebook friends, yet the horrifying image says otherwise due to the nail polish in the picture matching with his fingers from recent videos.

Chris will always be his worst enemy. But regardless, if that's how he wants to thank those of us who actually gave a shit about his well being and if he wants to see this horror show all the way through, then fine. Enjoy everything that comes with it, Chris.
 
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I Be Bobby Boulders said:
People seem to be forgetting how unfortunate the location of the wound is. The man has a deep, gaping wound in a part of the body that's sweaty, constantly getting spread/moved, never gets much air, and is centimeters away from an unkempt anus.

It's one thing to have an infection on your back, leg, or side, but when you have a deep hole that's right next to fecal bacteria, you're gonna have issues, real quick.
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That's kinda scary, actually. He may not be in immediate danger, but I wouldn't really have a lot of faith about his situation improving, specially considering his lack of hygiene
 
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Sanae is a slut said:
In all honesty, Chris's Un-clit is not the worst I've seen. I'm not sure what you guys are freaking out over. I've seen a guy who got a larger abscess as a result of a bullet grazing his ass and he healed fine. Of course, the dude wasn't an exceptional individual who played with his wound as if it were a vagina, but still.

I can't be 100% sure since I'm not seeing it in person, but he doesn't seem to be exhibiting any signs of swelling or necrosis indicative of a major infection that can lead to sepsis.

Could it become severe without treatment? Sure. Given his lack of hygiene, it could become something worse and that is a cause for concern. However, there doesn't seem to be anything alarming just yet. At most, even if he did go to the doctor, the most they'll do is pack the wound if they don't find anything else wrong with him. Packing the wound, however, is another ordeal in and of itself because he'll either have to keep coming in every day to repack it or repack it himself until the wound closes.

Unless he has other signs/symptoms like fever or altered mental status that we're not seeing, he's not in immediate danger.
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The second picture looks worse than the first. I am guessing he "cleaned" up for the first pic and the second is closer to what it actually looks like. As for the packing, I wouldn't be suprised if Chris got it packed and then left the packing in there for a few weeks until he got a serious infection. Cleanliness is not one of his strong suits.
 
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This day and all these earlier threads really made me feel small and selfish in the universe. The same magic that created me created Chris. We can both drive a car and vote.

I really think hard work pays off

He really thinks YouTube noises gave him a fab vag.

I can't tell if I need to Professor Farnsworth out of here or make popcorn...

(note : in accordance with Kiwi Farms law, I am not comparing myself to Chris but only naming some fun last time a we both share and don't share )
 
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The second picture looks worse than the first. I am guessing he "cleaned" up for the first pic and the second is closer to what it actually looks like.
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It probably looks that way because he's spreading it in the second pic.

If anything, I'd be more worried about him dying from an undiagnosed case of Type-II Diabetes.
 
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Sure it's not the worst wound in the world, and with proper treatment and cleaning he'd heal up just fine, but remember: Chris wants it, and he's actively making it bigger.. He may even accelerate that now just to spite everyone. Chris is very ok with hurting himself, though he's a huge wimp afraid of getting beaten up. I'm starting to wonder if he bent his own duck somehow..
 
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As an EMT I'll tell you what will probably happen if you call 911 on him.

If his county has shitty volunteer fire departments, which it probably does, they won't even have an actual proper ambulance show up, it'll be a few "first responder" firefighters. They will ask chris if he wants a real ambulance, and if he says no, they'll leave.

If they actually have proper BLS or ALS ambulance services in his area, which I somewhat doubt, they will be a little more involved, try to take vitals, and actually make an effort to talk him into going to the hospital. However, we CANNOT FORCE A PERSON WHO IS CONSCIOUS AND ALERT TO GO TO A HOSPITAL. If you can tell me who the president is, what your name is, and what month it is, I can't just kidnap you into an ambulance. They'll get out a refusal form, Chris will sign it, and he will continue to shit himself and slowly die of infection.
 
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I'm a fan of paranormal kookery and just letting you know it's not white noise he was listening to but binaural beats, from Wikipedia:
A binaural beat is an auditory illusion perceived when two different pure-tone sine waves, both with frequencies lower than 1500 Hz, with less than a 40 Hz difference between them, are presented to a listener dichotically, that is one through each ear. For example, if a 530 Hz pure tone is presented to a subject's right ear, while a 520 Hz pure tone is presented to the subject's left ear, the listener will perceive the auditory illusion of a third tone, in addition to the two pure-tones presented to each ear. The third sound is called a binaural beat, and in this example would have a perceived pitch correlating to a frequency of 10 Hz, that being the difference between the 530 Hz and 520 Hz pure tones presented to each ear.

Basically if you listen to two different specific tones, one in each ear it tricks your brain into thinking there's a third tone which is called a binaural beat. (FYI: In very rare cases it cause seizures if you play it loudly or for a prolonged time through headphones)

There is also brain entrainment and neural oscillations/brainwave patterns measurable in electroencephalography (EEG) which basically is research that shows the brain has different states which correspond to different frequencies of electrical pulses such as a relaxed state or a focused state and brain entrainment is an attempt using rhythmic stimulus such as pulsing beats (Such as binaural beats) or flashing lights to match those brainwaves, from what I can tell research is ongoing there's been mixed results but it's been found to help with dealing with things like stress, anxiety and pain although it's only about as effective as listening to music.

Anyway to get onto the pseudoscience over the years they've been sites like I-Doser selling mp3s of binaural beats named after drugs claiming it has similar effects and called them "Digital Drugs" leading to a moral panic for a short time and now crazy people for who run of the mill pseudoscience wasn't crazy enough for them claim it has magical properties and can cause the things Chris listens to like turning your hair blue or suddenly causing a sex change. (They often combine Binaural Beats with things like hypnosis or claim it has spiritual powers)
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So basically the sound you hear when two instruments aren't in tune with each other playing the same note. Good god, no wonder it made his taint split open. That noise is awful. ;)
 
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As an EMT I'll tell you what will probably happen if you call 911 on him.

If his county has shitty volunteer fire departments, which it probably does, they won't even have an actual proper ambulance show up, it'll be a few "first responder" firefighters. They will ask chris if he wants a real ambulance, and if he says no, they'll leave.

If they actually have proper BLS or ALS ambulance services in his area, which I somewhat doubt, they will be a little more involved, try to take vitals, and actually make an effort to talk him into going to the hospital. However, we CANNOT FORCE A PERSON WHO IS CONSCIOUS AND ALERT TO GO TO A HOSPITAL. If you can tell me who the president is, what your name is, and what month it is, I can't just kidnap you into an ambulance. They'll get out a refusal form, Chris will sign it, and he will continue to shit himself and slowly die of infection.
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Ruckersville has ambulances and EMTs, but I've never used the county's emergency services so I can't comment on how elaborate they are. I guess UVA Pegasus could airlift Chris to the hospital if there was a way to land near Branchland Court. But that assumes that Chris gets help, which is doubtful.

It just blows my mind that we've gone from the Love Quest and Sonichu to this.
 
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