Quarterback Rex Grossman
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This is kind of freaking me out.
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A search for life on Jupiter moon Europa on Google looks fine to me. Not sure whether they'd index a deleted reddit post. As far as reddit I think the other poster got it right and some retarded reddit mod just autobans "Europa" because it's obviously some Nazi shit.
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Calling someone a faggot if you disagree with them is a tradition that is as old as spoken language I'm pretty sure.
It's never been a thing that's been off-limits for them they just have to sorta proxy it behind some weak obfuscation.
It's been decades and their #1 hit is still "they don't like gays cause they're afraid of getting outed as gay and by that I mean they're gay, like all republicans are, xtians too."
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Every time I forget Reddit is a cesspool I am always reminded.
I saw a thing about r/bossfight with the concept being pictures of weird/intimidating things and thought it was a fun concept so I went and sorted by top ever. My god are all the top posts the weakest, most typical Reddit shit - not weirdly intimidating things but fucking normie ass "I combined all the Beetles" and cringe political "The final boss of anti-vaxxers!" shit.
How do they always manage to fuck up the most basic and easily fun concepts so completely?
I saw a thing about r/bossfight with the concept being pictures of weird/intimidating things and thought it was a fun concept so I went and sorted by top ever. My god are all the top posts the weakest, most typical Reddit shit - not weirdly intimidating things but fucking normie ass "I combined all the Beetles" and cringe political "The final boss of anti-vaxxers!" shit.
How do they always manage to fuck up the most basic and easily fun concepts so completely?
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DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR BUTT.
TW: Eating Disorders / Self Image
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DO NOT EAT PRINGLES FAT FREE POTATO CHIPS. THEY WILL GREASE YOUR BUTT. Don't even say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get more fat (hush all of you).
I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. The hell.
The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont freaking tell you...
Except in tiny print you cant read without a damn electron microscope
...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Butt Grease."
Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.
So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live only with my husband, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.
Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes crappi g yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the Holy Hell?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?
So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. Before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You Pringle bastards.
I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.
The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole damn roll of TP and could not get it all off me. Soooo.
I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.
That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so damn foul! The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.
So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.
You Pringle bastards.
The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get this damn grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that stuff again.
Pringle bastards.
This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. To Hell with Pringles.
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it's a real thing
Olestra - Wikipedia
wiki says that the pringles chips that used this shit were discontinued in 2015 so yeah the pasta is at least 8 years old
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Master autist and all around good guy, Applied Science, did a really good video on olestra:it's a real thing
it's a non-digestible fake fat that passes through your digestive system unchanged and makes your shit greasy and oilyOlestra - Wikipedia
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wiki says that the pringles chips that used this shit were discontinued in 2015 so yeah the pasta is at least 8 years old
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I know this pasta is pretty old and I don't know if redditors still typically write like this, but I don't understand why some people write the most unfunny shit imaginable spersed throughout their posts.
It's like instead of "I found a bag of chips for 50% off."
It's "While bitch mode mom and pappa big spice dad where talking big adult talk in ways my little peewee brain could not yet understand, I averted my eyes to see something. Glistening under the supermarket fluorescent lights: 'Lays Chips Family Sized: 50% off.' Bingo. Now's this is where the party gets started."
It's like you're not funny for sounding like a honky verbosed faggot.
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It's an old copypasta but its general gist is true. Much like the tales of the sugar free Haribo gummy bears.
Gondolindrim
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I think it's a kind of cognitive dissonance. A lot of Redditors pretend that they're okay with gay people but also they think the worst thing a man can be is gay and in a relationship with another man. That's why there's so much art of Putin kissing Xi. Then they lie and claim that it would be offensive to them...as if Putin or Xi is browsing reddit.
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Top comment on that post:Some based soul in Australia decides to go around putting up names of drag queen sex offenders.
Some outraged single mom runs to Preddit about it.
A quick search of "herstory" shows she's your typical angry 40 year single old mother, and oh ho! Posts nudes online. No surprise there.
Progressive women really are the worst.
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So we're talking pedophilia and he's choosing the "small number = not an issue" argument, bold move. So what if it were 10 pedos, or 100, or 1000 or more? Are termites coming out of the walls only a problem if there's a shit load of them? How many children need to be molested for you to care? This is coming from the same group of people who burned the country down for a month because a single black man died in the hands of police btw.
Any normal person would be outraged there's any pedophiles at all. Undermining the amount of pedophiles there are is an attempt to downplay the severity of pedophilia, which either means you are a pedo sympathizer or you're a pedo yourself. In either case, you need to be fucking lynched.
The amount of pedophiles charged in the Drag scene, and how big the Drag scene is vs Christianity, or the entire school system. Would suggest a very high rate of offense proportionally.
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"But those guys fuck kids more than we do" is a shit argument. Just because one group has done it more does not mean the group who's done it less is not guilty as well.
Also, last I checked when the Catholic church thing came out the outrage was literally global and the people involved were turned into national pariahs and punished for it. Nobody was defending priests for being pedophiles lol, pedophilia is condemned regardless of the circumstance. What planet are these retards from? Neither circumstance is okay.
You have to be more realistic though. Pedophilia along with Prostitution has probably existed since the dawn of Humanity. What do you propose to get rid of it? If I was absolutely hard line want to put an end it it forever, I'd destroy the Earth, because I know what Humanity is like. Humans are like cockroaches, they'll get around any rules and laws you put out eventually.
However if you want to be humane. You can only minimize it as much as possible and identify the severe areas.
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Reddit is by a design a leftwing Internet space. Obama's campaign selectively targeted reddit with shit back in 2008 and since then it's basically been in the Progressive Left's backyard. When tumblr shat it's pants most of the insane tumblrites ran to Twitter or Reddit, some of the cartoon pedophiles ran to /co/ and made it gayer than /lgbt/. It got worse because the tranny jannies were empowered to go after the most milktoast conservatives still on the Website.
I unironically blame the porn, atheism, and weed culture that served as the foundation of reddit fostering all the MoviveBobs and Partick S. Tomlinsons on reddit. It's a giant self-indulgent dopamine trap filled with midwits and you can't call out fags for being obsessed with Internet points. Trump isn't really a new boogey man, they did it with Bush prior to Trump when ever someone brought up Obama being almost identical to Bush.
I had an account on Reddit for a smaller game after the forum I used for it basically died and I had to stop because the website selects for people who get caught in the dopamine cycle.
Lady Rackets Ass
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When Seizing the Means of Production Meets Grab ‘em by the Pussy: A Political Treatise
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If you make a movie about the Catholic church coverup, you get the Academy Award for Best Picture (Spotlight), you can't even like a tweet about being a little suspicious of the sudden push to make sure drag queens have access to your children without twitter fags banging down your door to demand answers about your wrongthink.
Abusers seek positions where they can abuse without much oversight, I wouldn't be surprised if cases of drag queen pedophilia ballooned over the next decade simply because abusers are aware they're now a protected class. Not that such a trend would ever be covered. Nothing to see here, just keep your eyes on Pop Star #24 twerking with drag queens onstage to fight oppression.
Gondolindrim
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That's the black pill Jimmy. We're not ready for that conversation just yet.
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Unneeded verbosity plus 2 scoops childishness. It's still a thing and I hate it probably way more than I should. Redditors being communist faggots is the #1 reason to load them up on traincars or something, for me this is a very close #2. It's in a decent # of news articles too, it's like allegra art, once you know, see it once, you're gonna hate your life a lot after.
It was around long before reddit. I think it's one of the "straws" that finally got me off SA, may have started there. I have this vague picture in my mind of like 20 years ago on SA the words "yummy deliciousness!" and an actual adult using these words to refer to some frozen cargill box of goyslop.
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