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Unneeded verbosity plus 2 scoops childishness. It's still a thing and I hate it probably way more than I should. Redditors being communist faggots is the #1 reason to load them up on traincars or something, for me this is a very close #2. It's in a decent # of news articles too, it's like allegra art, once you know, see it once, you're gonna hate your life a lot after.

It was around long before reddit. I think it's one of the "straws" that finally got me off SA, may have started there. I have this vague picture in my mind of like 20 years ago on SA the words "yummy deliciousness!" and an actual adult using these words to refer to some frozen cargill box of goyslop.
this is something that unfortunately isn't contained to reddit, but more millennials across the internet. like you said, once you notice it you start seeing it everywhere. this video is more focused on video game writing but it still applies
 
this is something that unfortunately isn't contained to reddit, but more millennials across the internet. like you said, once you notice it you start seeing it everywhere. this video is more focused on video game writing but it still applies

I noticed this happening as long ago as the 90s, really. There was some childish insult - a combination of the words "clown" and "fuck" that I can't for the life of me remember now - that became frequently overused across the internet. But it actually originated from the novel Bridget Jones Diary of all things.

Which makes sense - that book, as much as I hate it, was capturing the increasing immaturity of the generation at the time. The whole book is essentially about a woman who is just stumbling through life with the intelligence of a literal child. Had people been using the word "adult" as a verb back in the 90s, it wouldn't have been out of place in that book.

I can't really think of any literature before that which celebrated immaturity as something to be embraced.

I am also admittedly a little excited to have a new reason to hate that book.
 
I can feel the soy emanating from these posts:
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Here I am enjoying the yummy deliciousness of an anachronistically-strange bowl of ice cream, the tub of which I saw glistening under the supermarket flourescent lights. (Is tub a good word for this revered dairy-confection vessel? Pail? Box doesn't "feel" right though it is cardboard anyway I digress) I can feel the teensy lil bits of stahbewwies dancing around playfully in my mouth and I wonder aloud to myself, on my next voyage to the store, instead of ice cream, why not pick up a mossberg shotgun in 12 guage, along with at least one 12 gauge cartridge, see what that feels like in my mouth and all over the wall behind me.
 
this is something that unfortunately isn't contained to reddit, but more millennials across the internet. like you said, once you notice it you start seeing it everywhere. this video is more focused on video game writing but it still applies
Cuck Wendigo and his retarded "magic skeleton" tweet gets a shout-out.
 
This is a good one I’m mad that authors describe skin color with commonly seen colors that anyone could recognize. White people skin gets described with words that are literal stones and shit like that equally dehumanizing but no one gives a shit. At least they aren’t describing it as shit or dirt chocolate and coffee are two of the most desirable things in the world


The op also got really buttmad that people took away their imaginary internet points lmao
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Edit: to avoid double posting. Here’s another good one this totally true story totally happened and this veteran totally supports gun rights obviously. Included the top comment for extra fun those actual residents of Florida discuss guns

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Unneeded verbosity plus 2 scoops childishness. It's still a thing and I hate it probably way more than I should. Redditors being communist faggots is the #1 reason to load them up on traincars or something, for me this is a very close #2. It's in a decent # of news articles too, it's like allegra art, once you know, see it once, you're gonna hate your life a lot after.

It was around long before reddit. I think it's one of the "straws" that finally got me off SA, may have started there. I have this vague picture in my mind of like 20 years ago on SA the words "yummy deliciousness!" and an actual adult using these words to refer to some frozen cargill box of goyslop.
Redditors are not communists lol. First of all, there are way more anti-commie subs than pro and secondly, it's all a big LARP. They revert to good old capitalism loving liberals the instant their lifestyle is threatened. I'm happy to shit on redditors all day, but why make shit up when there's plenty of real things to laugh at?
 
At least they aren’t describing it as shit or dirt chocolate and coffee are two of the most desirable things in the world
What would this groid prefer? "LaQueefa was a shitskinned nigger who looked like a goddamn ape. She stank of all the baths she never took."
 
An oldie but a goodie - guy’s girlfriend gets robbed by an In Paris in Paris, he tries to stop it and gets his nose broken…

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…But he understands why he robbed him because poverty and he’s not going to concede anything to the alt-right chuds!

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Moral of the story: if you’re an illegal in Europe, dumb Yank backpackers are fair game for robbery.

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It's an old copypasta but its general gist is true. Much like the tales of the sugar free Haribo gummy bears.
I think people fell for it bc it claims they cleaned their ass by directly shoving a bar of soap in there, it got covered in ass-oil and they did not throw it out. Sounds like something a redditor would do. Allowing an innocent person to unknowingly use the ass soap.

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Is this a tranny?

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No pets, no stress

Annoying pet budgie
Vent
There is a pet in my house but I refuse to contribute any care and engage with him as little as possible.

This might seem off-topic, but this is needed context. My parents are divorced, but they had relationship problems since I was a kid and only got divorced recently. To avoid my dad, my mom spent a large amount of time out of the house for years, would come home at 1-2am every night.

We only ever had "basic" pets in the house, like hermit crabs. And we had fish, and a turtle. The only care I gave these animals was feeding (and moistening my hermit crab's sponge.) My parents did the rest. Cleaning the turtle cage, replacing the water in the fish tank. My mom never liked mammals as pets because they're messier because fur, and smellier. As a kid this disappointed me. I wanted a dog and a rabbit as a kid, but I came to understand in my adulthood. Now I never want to have any pets.

Anyway about 7 years ago (I can't remember), still years before my parents divorced, my mom took me to a bird store. She wanted a bird. She asked me if I'd take care of it. I was petfree back then too. I was straight up and told her, no, "I don't want extra chores." Which I worded as that because I full well knew she wouldn't be the one taking care of it because she'd spend so little time at home.

She got a budgie. I feel bad about this, because I do not hate him, but I hate everything about the circumstances, and I hate the effects he has on my home.

First of all, the seeds and feathers everywhere around his "cage." I put cage in quotes because, it isn't a cage. He's kept at our bay window. My mom put him there so he could watch the birds outside. Which I always thought was unbelievably stupid. Yes, keep him there so hawks ram into the window trying to catch him. It's happened before. The only thing keeping him there is the blinds, which aren't up all the time, so sometimes he jumps off and he'll be roaming the living room potentially getting poop all over the place until someone notices.

Goes without saying, but he's loud. I used to like sitting in the living room alone with the tv off, browsing the internet, or eating meals in there. Not anymore because I keep hearing high pitched chirping. Not only that, but my mom got him this "bird toy" that isn't even a toy for birds. It's a novelty item for humans. It's a plastic bird with a motion sensor that when activated plays sound clips of a bird tweeting to a small handful of songs such as This Old Man and Oh, Susanna. He will stand in front of this demon toy and do nothing but activate it, all day long, until the batteries die. It's so obnoxious, repetitive. The bird even tries to mimic this stupid "toy" when he chirps.

I have ADHD so in most circumstances I'm incapable of filtering noises. Which makes me spend all my time in my house in my room with the door closed. The sound is unbearable. I literally can't hear myself think.

If it were up to me, I'd keep that "toy" off. But, my dad took a bit of a liking to the bird and is like "but he likes it!!" He didn't like him at first but he was forced to do much of the caring because my brother and I refuse to clean the "cage." And mom was rarely home to do it. And nowadays she doesn't even live here anymore, and didn't take "her" pet with her. She took her turtle but not the damn bird. So my dad ended up bonding with the bird. When my dad worked I'd keep the toy off especially when I'm in the kitchen trying to cook. My dad has been unemployed for months now though so ever since he's been home all the time he keeps that stupid toy on just because the bird likes it, how it makes me feel be damned. He thinks I'm selfish.

And he's developed that degenerative brain disease pet nutters get where they become desensitized to how unsanitary animals are. One time we got into an argument because I was about to cook and he was with the bird in the kitchen, the bird was sitting on the counter. I flipped, I told him that's unsanitary, now I need to sanitize the counter before I start. I wondered how often he lets that bird on the friggin counter. And he was letting the bird sit on our clean folded laundry another time, which I also flipped at.

I can't stand having this bird in the house. I needed to vent about it. I wish my mom would just take this bird that only SHE wanted already. Before she had an excuse because her new boyfriend had a tiny house but now she bought a house. TAKE your bird please, give me peace in my home back. And it's not because my dad wants the bird. Despite liking him, he wants my mom to take him.
I feel so bad for the birdie. I think it's obsessed with the talking toy bc it doesn't get enough attention. The OP is totally hateful to it and a sperg who blames his ADHD on why he hates a lil bird. It makes me want to cry, this bird being neglected and just wants the redditor sperg to love and play with him or her.
 
Wow, that bird post actually made me sad. And predictably the comments suggest throwing the toy away (taking away the bird's one fun thing, otherwise ignored and unstimulated) and the typical sperging about how birds belong in the wild, as if having a short, painful life full of rape and threat of getting eaten alive are preferable to a fun, long life flying around the safety of a house with a responsible owner. Even little kids can take care of budgies and this retard can't manage it without having a meltdown.

And what is with ADHDposters always being the biggest excusefags around? I swear they rival BPD girls for the title. They blame ADHD on literally everything, why they can't listen to a date's conversation, follow a TV show, do basic office work, exercise, or fix their appearance, now they can't function unless there's complete silence. Just buy some noise-canceling whatevers or put on white noise, leave the poor thing alone.
 
Ironically, Reddit users were talking about how much they despised the moderation rules of Mastodon when it comes to free speech guidelines:

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I say “ironically” since I was under the impression that they knew that this is why Mastodon existed in the first place.
Of course they don't understand that Mastodon isn't a single website.
 
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