Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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coomer mcgee said:
Lucas resurfaces on Twitter to defend himself and his 100k once more.
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Trannies keep attacking the source but not the content within the source which contains myriad archives of his literal tweets that are never faked. There’s even an archive of his discord chat. But he’ll ignore that because he knows his followers are more willing to avoid snarl words like actual Voldemort.

This guy. I still hope he ODs as soon as possible.

Sock-to-Lurk said:
>Grift 100k out of guillible idiots
>Spend it all in vacation trips to Ireland and cocaine
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* TWO trips to Northern Ireland and one trip to San Diego, and cocaine. And those are the trips we know of.
 
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coomer mcgee said:
Lucas resurfaces on Twitter to defend himself and his 100k once more.
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Sure he didn't just steal the money. He collected it, went on an immediate European vacation, and then came back and pled drug addictions. Are we supposed to believe he got all that crack for free?
 
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Surfherder said:
* TWO trips to Northern Ireland and one trip to San Diego, and cocaine. And those are the trips we know of.
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We already know of some likely trips.
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"I'm going to Twitchcon twice this year, Paris and wherever in the US"
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Vegas is great for rehabbing a coke addiction. This is unless Lucas manages to get perma’d on Twitch, which isn’t an unrealistic scenario considering Twitch’s tendencies for sudden banning and Lucas’s tendencies for being a retard.
 
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Sock-to-Lurk said:
>Grift 100k out of guillible idiots
>Spend it all in vacation trips to Ireland and cocaine
>Taxman cometh
>Desperate enough to try and grift another 100k to pay the taxman
He could had very easily gotten that money into a saving account and keept streaming, man twitter tards really tossing money to the biggests idiots on the planet.
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Didn't he also buy an expensive streaming backpack, and then never used it?
 
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coomer mcgee said:
Lucas resurfaces on Twitter to defend himself and his 100k once more.
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"How people feel about me is a good test for how principled they are," lmao. Imagine typing that and hitting "Post". Even the slimiest politician would think twice before saying something that narcissistic. But not Lucas with his peak main character syndrome.
 
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Kel1 shi1 said:
Didn't he also buy an expensive streaming backpack, and then never used it?
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You know, I'm pretty sure that terminally online cucas cockless is gonna see this post and immediately look at a way to use it, just to prove the kiwifarms wrong.

And to be slightly fair with that former cuckainum junkie, I would love to give him a challenge and a way to use it: a lot of people would like to watch an italian-canadian try to cook actual italian food, I would also go as far as giving him an easy recipe, so that he can look at it online and try stream himself buying/fetching the ingredients live.

The dish I would propose is Trofie/linguine with pesto sauce, a relatively cheap, tasty and easy to make recipe, with an equally interesting variant is that replaces basil with mint, which should have begun to sprout in the wild during this period.
This gives to cuckas che option to show himself interact with other people, walk around the city and explore the nature, all things extremely welcomed in comparison to sitting in front of a computer to play shitty games and talk once ever 10 minutes in a bored tone...
 
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Some old rug idk said:
The dish I would propose is Trofie/linguine with pesto sauce, a relatively cheap, tasty and easy to make recipe, with an equally interesting variant is that replaces basil with mint
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This sounds really nice, please post the recipe I wanna try making it, even if Lucas doesn't
 
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coomer mcgee said:
Lucas resurfaces on Twitter to defend himself and his 100k once more.
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So you can only be a leftist if you support a coom brained drug addict grifting 100k from people for drugs and trips to dilate with the potato ogre.


Oh and filing a human rights complaint is free and doesn’t require a 5k retire to some C grade labour law lawyer from Toronto who spends all his timebeing btfo on reddit and not the courtroom.
 
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easy said:
This sounds really nice, please post the recipe I wanna try making it, even if Lucas doesn't
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Pesto sauce for two:
Olive oil (40g), fresh basil/mint leaves (60g), parmesan (15g) pine nuts/(or almonds if you can't afford them) (15g), salt, pepper, garlic (optional)
Recipe: mix the leaves with the oil and use a blender to grind them, add the grated cheese, a sprinkling of salt, pepper, add a small clove of garlic (optional and not advised for the mint variant) and pine nuts/almonds before turn it on again. (you can consider leaving out some of the pine nuts and add them at the end of the mixing, in order to preserve their form).
Nest use is to apply it to cooked pasta (most preferred type: trofie, gnocchetti sardi, linguine, spaghetti) and enjoy.
Preservation: for large quantities you can consider adding ice to the mixture to help it preserve the colour,or else just keep it on a tall container in the gridge, be sure to add a small layer oil on the top each time.
Conclusions: the pesti variant can be a little heavier than the basil one, it will also present a darker shade of green
 
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RangerBoo said:
God, the fucking horny posting. He really is a coom brained faggot. Can a troon go a day without fucking horny posting on Twitter? I say that they can't. It will be as impossible as turning lead into gold. Troons and horny posting on Twitter go together like peanut butter and jelly. Just example 278946 of why people can't stand troons.
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He can’t just crank one out and get some post nut clarity so he’s perpetually coombrained. He has no dick and he must coom. A horrifying existence.
 
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That smirk (I don't even think it's an AGP smirk ATP) is just sad (I mean, it's funny and milky to us, but still). It's not a smug smirk, or even one that would suggest happiness or a happy moment or that he's even having a good time.

It's like the smirk of despair. Defeat. Failure. And most importantly, the ever-present knowledge that he WNBAW.

Sad. Here, Lucas. Wash your sorrows down with this nice cuppa bleach.
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That looks is exactly what he does everytime he does that fake breathy laugh thing he does. The Al Bundy video is a good example of this. Watch right after he says goodnight and makes that fucking noise. Same face:

 
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RotPockets said:
Anyone with half a brain knows Lucas swatted himself, then tried to frame @AnOminous by swatting MTG. He expected her to take the reins and destroy KiwiFarms in his honor, while he gets to sit back and get high on cocaine and his own fake farts. This dumb fat faggot really sees himself as some sort of hunchback troon version of Emperor Palpatine in the Prequels.
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It wasn't AnOnimous who was framed, it was @AltisticRight who wasn't even one of the biggest posters in his thread. It's more likely this was someone targetted by the Catboy or Gunt forums trying to join forces with Lucas imo.

I haven't looked around for it but I would think that there is likely a good deal of pushback from "police abolition"/reform advocates about Lucas's approach to 'seeking justice'. Body cameras are generally regarded among that group as not an adequate solution. Body cams generally don't have much of an impact in reducing complaints about police or other outcomes they're looking for.
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Just goes to show how much Lucas sucks at this, he can't even try to re-ingratiate himself to leftwingers and play the Justice Warrior role correctly.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
He can’t just crank one out and get some post nut clarity so he’s perpetually coombrained. He has no dick and he must coom. A horrifying existence.
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Heard a recovering troon who was a guest speaker for REAL gender affirmation. When you've trooned out enough for self-mutilation you deal with the following on a daily basis:
  1. Residual discomfort/painfrom your 'surgery'.
  2. Emotional/Mental ping-ponging from all the HRT/pain pills/other medications you're on
  3. Misfiring nerves from the flayed remnants of your genitals, making masturbation anything from ineffective to outright painful
  4. The inability to have a PROPER orgasm. You might, with a great deal of luck and experimentation, manage to mash the right nerves (if they haven't been severed) into triggering something...but it will never be able to light up the correct pathways in your nervous system and brain. Or in other words, you're the worst kind of Incel, FOREVER.

...all of this, as you might expect, equals a very unstable headspace at best.
 
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