Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Spoob-chan]

Have any of you seen this? This is the fate of our dear Chris.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fournier_gangrene
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fournier_gangrene

 

[mrmilkman]

This guy has survived a taint infection before, shoved a medallion up his as, and has driven for nearly two decades without somehow hurting himself. He'll find a way to make it. Godbear isn't done with him yet.

 

[Varis]

Don't stick your finger in it. Don't stick your finger in it. Don't stick your -

Oh Chris.

 

[kookerpie]

It is scientifically called the guiche and colloquially called the taint

its the perineum

 

[Subconcious Offense]

This guy has survived a taint infection before, shoved a medallion up his as, and has driven for nearly two decades without somehow hurting himself. He'll find a way to make it. Godbear isn't done with him yet.

He might slowly build up immunity to the bacteria, and end up living with the abscess festering as is, terrorizing Virginia as he waddles around with pus stank amplifying his BO, becoming a real life Bacterian.

 

[jc17]

Oh god... It's only a matter of time before Chris begins to try using his newly formed wound as an alternative to his
God help us when he shares his bathroom hijinks with the world...

 

[Vitriol]

Just did some thread cleanup. Deleted too many posts to make individual replies and in anycase there are a lot of 'lurkers' or disco only posters here so i thought i'd raise a few points:

On style:

Do not post reaction images or videos, they may be funny but when everyone does it the thread turns to shit. No joke some idiot posted a clip from sesame street.

Do not roleplay your posts. It is autistic.

Do not encourage others to contact chris or ask for contact details- this is either weening or whiteknighting depending on one's perspective and neither are encouraged here. Try and just enjoy the madness.

On content:

Chris does not meet the legal test for insanity. He is not going to be commited. This discussion occurs every few pages. Accordingly there is no point sending him emergency services. This is a professional legal opinion.

Barb is no longer capable of doing anything. There is no point contacting her. She has not had control of chris since he really began 'transitioning' .

Marvin et al have already tried contacting chris as has watermelon. It isnt working.


Try to not post the same redundant thoughts or opinions already disscussed.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I'm late to this thread but I can't help but feel sorry for Chris. They're refusing to seek help for a pussy infected wound. Had he gone much, much earlier it could probably have been treated with antibiotics but they're left it too long. If Chris dies that would be unfortunate and would probably be the weirdest ending to this whole sorry saga.

 

[Medley]

Do you think he is douching his vagina to make it stay open and get bigger?

 

[pickledance]

Just gonna remind those who are seriously worried that adult protective services are a thing.

Honestly I think it looks worse than it is. The real risk would be if he were wiping back to front. Who knows he might be.

 

[Seahorses]

He is going to kill himself before 2 new Sonic games come out? I find that hard to believe.

 

[sourrascal]

He is going to kill himself before 2 new Sonic games come out? I find that hard to believe.

Chris and long term planning aren't really a thing

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Do you think he is douching his vagina to make it stay open and get bigger?

If he is still wearing the dick harness I am sure the rubbing will worsen it even without any douching.

 

[lurkf9217]

Chris is no longer producing milk. He is producing pus.

He went from a lolcow to a lol-cest.

 

[TheJabroni]

Just did some thread cleanup. Deleted too many posts to make individual replies and in anycase there are a lot of 'lurkers' or disco only posters here so i thought i'd raise a few points:

On style:

Do not post reaction images or videos, they may be funny but when everyone does it the thread turns to shit. No joke some idiot posted a clip from sesame street.

Do not roleplay your posts. It is autistic.

Do not encourage others to contact chris or ask for contact details- this is either weening or whiteknighting depending on one's perspective and neither are encouraged here. Try and just enjoy the madness.

On content:

Chris does not medt the legal test for insanity. He is not going to be commited. This discussion occurs every few pages. Accordingly there is no point sending him emergency services. This is a professional legal opinion.

Barb is no longer capable of doing anything. There is no point contacting her. She has not had control of chris since he really began 'transitioning' .

Marvin et al have already tried contacting chris as has watermelon. It isnt working.


Try to not post the same redundant thoughts or opinions already disscussed.

So essentially we are going to watch a fat autistic man die.

The first time I've ever heard of someone literally trolling themselves to the grave.

 

[CWCissey]

So essentially we are going to watch a fat autistic man die.

The first time I've ever heard of someone literally trolling themselves to the grave.

It's like The Truman Show if it was allowed to continue onwards to it's natural conclusion.

 

[Cuntster]

Spoiler

EDIT: Spoilered for your convenience.

 

[Beaniebon]

...I can't believe he was diagnosed with high functioning autism.

 

[Francis]

Just imagine how much this must hurt.

We are talking about a putrefying wound, that has been slowly digging up his flesh for the last two years, and I'm assuming has relatively recently burst open. Since then he has been obsessively cleaning the outer part of this wound, and let's be honest possibly playing with it as well. How deep is it ? Even if it's just a few centimeters deep, considering it's on his taint there is a possibility that some things more important than fat tissues are already damaged. Didn't someone mention a recent urinary infection in the last thread ?

And not only he seems to tolerate that pain just fine (some people said that autism can change the way pain is felt or something like that last thread), but he is thrilled about it, persuaded that he is growing a vagina, is lying and refuse to trust people around him just to protect that magical gift from some weird Youtube clickbait white noise channel.

This is probably the most bizarre thing I've ever witnessed. I can't wait to see what comes next. I've never really followed Chris' life up until now, but fuck that got me hooked.

 

[Mason Verger]

You know, in hindsight, he DID say that he didn't want 'a total big deal made'.