Future reader:
For context TTS is sucking Vance and Damiels dick because they’re giving them attention. It’s extremely pathetic. All the edge is gone from the TTS
The two fruitcakes gossip in Bedroom 1 while TTS hammers them with questions and assumptions. Their conversation is skewed by this constant barrage, I wrote down what I thought was interesting.
Damiel comes in and lays on Violetta's bed. "She is fucking messy, so disgusting," he says. Vance laughs. Damiel says "Jon and Letty out, and I'll be at peace. All my work is done." Vance says "yeah, honest to god" and expresses that he likes Sylvia and that he thinks she "needs it," referring to the prize money. They make fun of Jon's bible reading through the karaoke machine and Vance says he could tell Sylvia was "ready to leave the whole night."
TTS says they need to do something about Letty, one of them whispers "we're working on it." They shit on Violetta some more: Damiel says "damn she fucking sucks, bro. I don't know who's more annoying with questions, her or Jon." Vance agrees and says "she also tries to get me to ask dumb questions for her." TTS says Jon is cool, Vance says we don't know what it's like living with him. He says he gets "the appeal from an audience standpoint."
Violetta comes in and Damiel quickly hides under her sheets the whole time she's there. Vance says "you can tell she's had everything handed to her" when she leaves. She quickly comes back to get Jon's bible, Damiel hides again until she leaves once more. Vance and Damiel laugh at these close calls.
Vance: "She says she's never had a job, she's 23."
Damiel: "She's a fucking loser."
Vance: "I mean, if you can get away with not having a job, that's cool, but that's just not someone I can relate to at all."
Vance then talks about how they were "testing his patience" with the trust falls he had to do with her, and how the challenges were hard for him because of her presence. Vance says he doesn't "hate letty," Damiel says he "definitely dislikes her."
TTS says they wouldn't hate these people if they didn't have to be around them 24/7, Vance agrees. TTS says Mauro has said nothing but good things about everyone on Twitter, Vance says he wishes him "all the best." TTS says something about removing Violetta's bed, Vance says "that would be funny." TTS says Vance hates everyone but Damiel, Vance replies with "I don't hate anyone, but like, obviously there are people I could live without. They get on my fucking nerves."
Vance talks to Damiel about how Jon acted the two days he wasn't here: "Everything would rile him up. He would be way too overjoyed or lose control..." and mentions how it got on his nerves.
TTS says "where can I msg you to make music?" or something. This is a ploy to dox him some more. Vance goes "fucking, uh..." then TTS interrupts him and he doesn't reply. At some point TTS complained about them gossiping, Vance said "dude, we're characters on a show, dude. We're just trying to entertain." He goes back to the earlier question of where to message him: "Just message me on Twitter or Instagram."
TTS asks Damiel "why did the producers let you cut back, and why did you say yes?" Damiel says "Don't worry 'bout it, bro..." and "you don't want dick" or something. He was mumbling through it and seemed to shy away from this question. TTS says "Vance, describe the smell while you were in the cell." He says "dude, it was chips..." then gets cut off by TTS again. Vance talks about Violetta again and says "every time I wake up, I swear she's looking at me." He whispers "she told me to put a pillow between my legs, I thought that was weird."
Vance answers the previous question about the smell of the cell: "It smelled like corn chips, whatever spice was on those chips... I couldn't tell if it was like..." Damiel interrupts: "And just piss?" Vance says "yeah... it was fucking wild in there." Vance tells Damiel "yo, if you could get beer delivered, that would be-" and is cut off by the loot crate fishtoy animation.
TTS asks what all the girls smell like, Vance says "don't be asking shit like that" in a scathing, critical tone of voice. He relays to Damiel what TTS said, Damiel agrees with his disapproval. TTS says "thousand-year Vance reich," Vance salutes the camera like an American soldier. He might be too dumb to know what "reich" refers to.
Vance checks the hallway for a second, afraid of Violetta eavesdropping. He whispers "all she eats is candy" to Damiel. A shark barges in and hands Vance the loot crate whose animation played earlier: thinking putty, some nuts, two capri suns, a baseball book. There may have been some other stuff. Vance says "thank you, whoever sent this, thank you," then leaves.
