An autistic man's Sonic/Pokemon recolor is more famous than "The Smartest Film Critic in the World," so it'd be a leg up.
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An autistic man's Sonic/Pokemon recolor is more famous than "The Smartest Film Critic in the World," so it'd be a leg up.
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An autistic man's Sonic/Pokemon recolor is more famous than "The Smartest Film Critic in the World," so it'd be a leg up.
He could use it as a mascot.
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Cole would probably be more than willing to sell the rights for $250 and a case of good craft beer.
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Besides the taint stuff, is Chris trying to say he actually started lactating?? Or was he saying he's trying to start lactating?
Follow up question: Why? Lactating is for producing milk for a child. Which Chris will never have; and I really hope Chris isn't thinking that if he had a child he would breast feed it.
(But then I remember that one video of him trying to breast feed a teddy bear and I lose hope)
Follow up question: Why? Lactating is for producing milk for a child. Which Chris will never have; and I really hope Chris isn't thinking that if he had a child he would breast feed it.
(But then I remember that one video of him trying to breast feed a teddy bear and I lose hope)
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God help him if he tries to stick a tampon up that thing. TSS and sepsis are not a good combination.
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That would be pretty hillarious. But i dont think Chris even wrote who would get the rights and Sonichu would probably go to free use/domain so anybody can use it. (we already can since chris is too lazy to stop people.)
With him as well changing his name from Christian to Christine, does that make the paperwork obsolete as it hasnt been updated in god knows how long.
But back on topic: while im baffled that Chris believes his gaping taint is where a clit and vagina goes, if he wants his 2 year old wound to fester and go septic because he truely believes that fake internet hypnosis videos made him a lady, thats unfortunately his choice and hes not gonna change that until its probably way too late. Autism is one hell of a drug.
And the "milk" he's now producing, i dont even wanna think about how that happened. But I would consider it an actual bad sign.
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I'm not concerned. Chris is going to outlive every single one of us.
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I think he filled the paperwork wrong and doesn't actually own Sonichu or something.
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100% he has turkey bastered his old, defrosted navy up there.
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The first stage of grief is always denial.
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True, but his autism seems to give him Deadpool-like regenerative powers. He'll be 150 and still playing with Lego.
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Didn't he retcon it so the CWC character in CWCville is now also a hermaphrodite who impregnated herself, or something?
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Difficult to say. Like someone mentioned, if there was nerve damage, he might not feel much. And consider this, Chris believes it's a vagina, not an infected wound. It's entirely possible he would consider the pain as part of the "transitioning process".
The other thing I've learned about Chris from monitoring him over time is that he does not seem at all to be a hypochondriac,which might be due to his ego not fathoming that he could one day die. Either that or he just plain doesn't care if he dies.
I have never come across anything on the CWCki that would indicate he has any irrational fears of diseases (which is astonishing considering how little rational though is applicable in his mind)
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He used to constantly slather his hands with hand sanitizer but those days are long over.
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Well men actually can lactate, we have the necessary glands. They're just inactive until estrogen is put into the system...
Oh right. The oestrogel. Oh god what if he really is
Oh right. The oestrogel. Oh god what if he really is
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I don't think this thread will end any differently than the last one. Too many summertime weens registering and sperging.
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There was a giant bottle of antibacterial soap in one of his videos from 2~4 months ago. That one where he rubs oestrogel on his gut while using vibrators on his moobs, I think.
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I think he will eventually go to the hospital. Just not now.
Chris doesn't think this is serious matter but when his situation will get worse, or other symptom will show up, he'll will go to the ER.
Chris doesn't think this is serious matter but when his situation will get worse, or other symptom will show up, he'll will go to the ER.
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IIRC at most he just owns the trademark rights to the word "Sonichu" since by itself that is a nonsense word, but not the actual trademark.
He of course doesn't legally own Sonichu or damn near anything not based entirely on his twisted perception of actual life, since the entire point of Sonichu himself is fusing the main mascot of two video game franchises into a Sonic cosplaying as Pikachu, who he does not own the rights to use in any way.
I honestly can't recall a time when he's ever been sick to be honest. Occasional bouts of the common cold off-screen certainly, everybody gets those minor annoyances, but literally anything worse like Strep Throat or the flu appears to have avoided Chris like some sort of Plague that only attacks infections.
This is the same moron who got a paper cut on a finger and rushed himself to the ER demanding a fucking splint, which the staff probably gave him just to shut him up.
Unless blood starts pouring out of this thing uncontrollably, it may take something horrifyingly drastic to convince this guy that a hole opening up between his legs is not DIY gender reassignment but a fucking hole in his body.
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