Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
They advertise on TV and in busses. They target idiots like Chibi with promises of connections in the industry and that 80% of their graduates go on to industry jobs. When in reality they might but that's after getting more schooling, maybe an entry level position and working your way up. It's no different than places like this:

A bit like how college girls will make out in clubs to draw in the guys.
So all in all, it's a "we'll take anyone's money even though we're a detriment to their professional development". It's very evident Chibi would not have survived in a traditional 4 year from the looks of it anywahs. Especially in his 30's. So that Full Sail brute forced him through a degree is not surprising, and they did the public/private university system a favor. Imagine this little freak running around in his kingdom hearts cosplay preying on unsuspecting zoomer freshmen. "Hi, I have a car, do you need me to drive you anywhere? do you like pokemon? do you wanna see my dick? sorry I sent you those nudes. I'm gonna change, and get stronger from this"

The big difference is of course he's oblivious into what girls actually want. Girls like gay guys because they think the idea of them is cute, and are more interested in their romantic escapades and complex social relationships. They don't sit down and blast gay porn. A fucking creep like chibs is incapable of understanding basic shit like that "girls like Yaoi, let me suck some dick because Yaoi"
 
You can expect more of an indie-game development arc (that is coming to a close within 2 weeks when he realizes that he wasted away 4 years and thousands of dollars for a slice of toilet paper with a fancy stamp on it).
I can already envision Chibi proudly announcing his intention to be the next Toby Fox, and the 50 different game concepts he plans to work on with his newfound skills, only to swiftly abandon every single project after it dawns on him that he has neither the ability nor the discipline to see any project to completion.

3D Printer Arc 2.0 let's goooooooo
 
Game testing is a thing. It pays maybe $15 an hour and you have to play the same level over and over again doing all sorts of stupid things to try to see if you can break it. And if you do successfully do so you have to do it again and again to see if it's a regular thing or a situational thing. And if you do wind up getting that job you'll turn into a bad actor.
It also requires assloads of documentation since anyone who will be fixing the issue needs to know exactly how to cause it. Quite similar to designing the games in the first place in fact, and something Chibi is 100% incapable of doing. I would not be surprised if he was duped by an ad near identical to that one in which a pair of guys jump around a room with VR headsets on screaming how they need to "tighten up the graphics on this level a bit more or those game testers are gonna rat our ass out to the bosslady again!"
 
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I can already envision Chibi proudly announcing his intention to be the next Toby Fox, and the 50 different game concepts he plans to work on with his newfound skills, only to swiftly abandon every single project after it dawns on him that he has neither the ability nor the discipline to see any project to completion.

3D Printer Arc 2.0 let's goooooooo
3 scenarios.
Most optimistic Outcome: He hooks on to an established and seasoned modding team that works on stuff as a hobby. They're beyond endearing and compassionate so they take chibi under their wing as he attempts to help them out. Eventually they let him know he's unreliable, and a burdern, and give him the boot. Chibi has some team experience at this point, and his tard is kept behind closed doors unless he goes to cry on discord.

Middle of the road outcome: As you said, Chibi throws out a dozen ideas, and immediately gives up. His aspirations and money: Gone

Most Chibi outcome: He pleads and begs people to help him on his project and gets banned across multiple discords for being a menace. We'll see an ensemble of the classic "this isn't a charity discord" "just fucking hire people out of pocket" "We don't do X for free" "read the rules of the discord next time, no begging". Chibs will do his classic "woe is me, i just wanted to know if people were interested in my vision"
 
Long ass FB post incoming:

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I changed my clothes, bought stuff from hot topic, wore a trench coat everywhere.

I don't want to sound distasteful here, but it's a miracle we avoided a potential Columbine situation. First he mentions how he couldn't make friends. (I was in special Ed (:_(). Then abruptly jumps into how this somehow relates to him wanting to appear more emo and...fit in by wearing a dog collar?

Also,, maybe I'm nitpicking but the amount of misspellings and incorrect use of words is astonishing. He did graduate high school right? With basic English? I mean saying "just got out of high school and into collage" shows a complete lack of proofreading or basic awareness of what you're posting before you hit share.
 
Basically because he is like the annoying kid at school who will talk AT you about something rather than talk to you. Add on the fact that he is still at it in his 30s, and you can't blame them. Maybe it would've been a different story if he wasn't such an unsavory and unpleasant human being.
Chibi has this weird thing where he just assumes everyone knows what he's talking about at all times. He thinks everyone knows all about Kingdom Hearts, Persona, Phoenix Wright, whatever and just bulldozes over any sign of confusion or disinterest. It's why he saw no problem with tagging along with his mom on one of her dates and dressing up like Joker. He had absolutely no idea that he'd just look like a freak in an ill-fitting halloween costume and mask to a normal guy just trying to dust off his moms puss
 
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Still tweeting at that one girl.

On the topic of Big Al, does anyone have that podcast saved where he roasts chibi with his friends, and was the source of the claim that he sang anime songs at his dad's funeral? He deleted it in 2021 or 2022 for some reason
Had to compress and split to fit it on the farms.
Part1

Part2

If whoever runs the Aquana Archive is still around I can send them a larger copy for upload.

Long ass FB post incoming:
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In case any newcomers are tempted to believe this: he's made epiphany posts like this after his previous fuckups where he "realizes" his attention-seeking problem. He'll forget about this in 2 weeks.
 
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Can somebody redpill me on Full Sail. I know they're a diploma mill, why did Chibi choose them over a traditional 4 year? He could've gone to public University for like half the cost. Was it a remote learning thing, or was he too stupid to get into a normal university?
Full Sail isn't a diploma mill, it's just a typical for profit specialist school with that's good at sucking in public funding and issuing dubious highly niche degrees. The difference between a diploma mill like UoP and Full Sail is that Full Sail does actually have programs that are relevant to local industry. Florida companies do actually hire the most promising talent straight out of FS. They also offer a lot of niche and dead-end programs like music production or game design that might get your foot into the door if you're very self motivated but otherwise inflict horrific student debt upon those that choose them.

I know people who have completed the game development program there that work in the industry now and from what they've told me, FS would rather let talentless students flunk for 5 years than pass them. In the recent years they've eased up on the difficulty of the programming courses but it's more likely that Chibi simply gives up after being flunked than actually being awarded a certificate.

Full Sail funds it's more legitimate programs with complete bullshit ones taken by student loan retards that think they need a degree to produce rap songs. I'm not saying it's a good deal, but it's not entirely a scam.
 
Long ass FB post incoming:
"I know inside I'm not a bad person." Oh well, okay then.

He could just say "Look, I'm desperate and horny so I do retarded shit. Just cut me off if I do weird shit and you don't like it." or "I don't have to explain myself to anyone."

It sounds cold, but he doesn't mean any of this blubbery "I just need attention so bad! I'm going to try y'all. Really try this time! Maybe someday I'll earn my redemption!" He does this self-flagellation, then screams at thots on Twitter 'omg you're a Phoenix Wright geek?! Let's GOOOOOO' right after. The groveling will not positively impact anyone's opinion of you, so if you don't mean it, don't bother.
 
I don't want to sound distasteful here, but it's a miracle we avoided a potential Columbine situation. First he mentions how he couldn't make friends. (I was in special Ed (:_(). Then abruptly jumps into how this somehow relates to him wanting to appear more emo and...fit in by wearing a dog collar?

Also,, maybe I'm nitpicking but the amount of misspellings and incorrect use of words is astonishing. He did graduate high school right? With basic English? I mean saying "just got out of high school and into collage" shows a complete lack of proofreading or basic awareness of what you're posting before you hit share.
He's too retarded to be a shooter. If he did, he'd end up with a lower score than couch cuck or Randy Tranny.
Chibi doesn't have violent impulses towards himself or anyone else. Every cry for suicide is a trick used on the people who sympathize, IE people with basic human empathy. If he REALLY wanted to kill himself, he would. He doesn't want to, he's a fucking narcisist. He needs to get his ass beat with the consequences of his actions. He's a piece of shit.
 
So all in all, it's a "we'll take anyone's money even though we're a detriment to their professional development". It's very evident Chibi would not have survived in a traditional 4 year from the looks of it anywahs.
They're like DeVry back in the day. They did the same thing, claimed their graduates were in demand when in reality they get into the real world and nobody is impressed so they have to go to a real school or get some actual training to learn something useful. Cheebs is just unaware that everything he does ends in failure.

The big difference is of course he's oblivious into what girls actually want. Girls like gay guys because they think the idea of them is cute, and are more interested in their romantic escapades and complex social relationships. They don't sit down and blast gay porn. A fucking creep like chibs is incapable of understanding basic shit like that "girls like Yaoi, let me suck some dick because Yaoi"
I've never understood the attraction of Yaoi but then unless it's some form of hentai I don't get Yuri either. Two girls acting all romantic with each other before one kisses the other and runs away. So exciting. At least if it's hentai you get some porn action going on.

But yeah he'd pretend to be a softboi to attract the fujioshis, act super ghey and then be surprised when they call him a freak because he's playing it way too hard.

Yeah, like this is going to last. Usually when he gets all introspective like this it lasts until he gets distracted with something new. I give him a month at most.

And it's funny he mentions how he's doing this only for validation and acceptance. Not because it's not true, it is and it's been apparent to anybody who's paid even a tiny bit of attention. But for Chibi to have that kind of epiphany? I'm not buying it. It's more likely that somebody told him this or he overheard people talking and he's trying make it look like he did this all by himself like a big boy.
 
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