Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[The Giver]

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Christ man I'm eating breakfast, spoiler that shit

 

[Henry Bemis]

I think he filled the paperwork wrong and doesn't actually own Sonichu or something.

Chris declared Sonichu as work-for-hire, which, at the time, technically made the CWCipedia webmasters the proper owners.

It's a legality that no one cares about, but it was enough to make him crash into slumber.

 

[Guy Smiley]

So... twenty four hours ago, I looked at the farms, and Chris was fretting about the Paparazzi looking at an image he put on Imgur. Twenty-four hours later, he's apparently dying.

Jesus, I miss one day.

 

[A Ghost]

So... twenty four hours ago, I looked at the farms, and Chris was fretting about the Paparazzi looking at an image he put on Imgur. Twenty-four hours later, he's apparently dying.

Jesus, I miss one day.

welcome to kiwi farms where the autism flow never ends

 

[KatsuKitty]

Food for thought, it probably doesn't hurt because the nerves are damaged.

 

[Dale69Trucks]

Wow what do you not get about him being a WOMYN? Saying you can die from an infected fake vagina is H8 speech!
Seriously tho wtf.
So this scar is like under his balls but he treats it like a vagina? He still has a dick and balls right?

 

[Jack Awful]

Chris declared Sonichu as work-for-hire, which, at the time, technically made the CWCipedia webmasters the proper owners.

It's a legality that no one cares about, but it was enough to make him crash into slumber.

Didn't the form only refer to the name Sonichu and not the character?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Besides the taint stuff, is Chris trying to say he actually started lactating?? Or was he saying he's trying to start lactating?

Follow up question: Why? Lactating is for producing milk for a child. Which Chris will never have; and I really hope Chris isn't thinking that if he had a child he would breast feed it.

(But then I remember that one video of him trying to breast feed a teddy bear and I lose hope)

People love to claim that suckling a wee baby on your teet is the most gratifying and fulfilling experience in the world, but it is the opposite of reality. If you are nursing or not nursing a baby, lactating is terrible and causes horrible mood swings, anxiety, and irritability. If our sweet Chris-Chan was making breast milk, he would be stuck under a table having a nervous breakdown with accompanied sensory overload. As well, holding milk in your breasts is highly painful. I know this may sound horrifying, but I wish god could give Chris lactating breasts and a true and honest pregnancy so he could actually see how much stress it is on a woman. I know you ask why, but in the back all our minds we know the answer to Chris-Chan's motivations. I just wish someone would add a miniature flag of China to the smiles layout so I can imply it.

 

[Rabbit Avatar]

My main concern about this is his poor hygiene and shithole house probably contributing heavily toward his chances of getting an infection. This is on top of him doing wildly questionable shit we probably don't know about with it. I want to puke.

 

[Gherk McDirk]

IIRC at most he just owns the trademark rights to the word "Sonichu" since by itself that is a nonsense word, but not the actual trademark.

He of course doesn't legally own Sonichu or damn near anything not based entirely on his twisted perception of actual life, since the entire point of Sonichu himself is fusing the main mascot of two video game franchises into a Sonic cosplaying as Pikachu, who he does not own the rights to use in any way.



I honestly can't recall a time when he's ever been sick to be honest. Occasional bouts of the common cold off-screen certainly, everybody gets those minor annoyances, but literally anything worse like Strep Throat or the flu appears to have avoided Chris like some sort of Plague that only attacks infections.



This is the same moron who got a paper cut on a finger and rushed himself to the ER demanding a fucking splint, which the staff probably gave him just to shut him up.

Unless blood starts pouring out of this thing uncontrollably, it may take something horrifyingly drastic to convince this guy that a hole opening up between his legs is not DIY gender reassignment but a fucking hole in his body.

He never interacts closely with the public. Certainly, oral contact with anyone, whether by sharing food or drinks, or by kissing, isn't part of his routine.

 

[Sho'nuff]

Difficult to say. Like someone mentioned, if there was nerve damage, he might not feel much. And consider this, Chris believes it's a vagina, not an infected wound. It's entirely possible he would consider the pain as part of the "transitioning process".

The other thing I've learned about Chris from monitoring him over time is that he does not seem at all to be a hypochondriac,which might be due to his ego not fathoming that he could one day die. Either that or he just plain doesn't care if he dies.

I have never come across anything on the CWCki that would indicate he has any irrational fears of diseases (which is astonishing considering how little rational though is applicable in his mind)

I don't think Chris truly understands what it means to be mortal. We aren't talking not being afraid to die, we are talking ignorant of death.

 

[WEEDle]

So... twenty four hours ago, I looked at the farms, and Chris was fretting about the Paparazzi looking at an image he put on Imgur. Twenty-four hours later, he's apparently dying.

Jesus, I miss one day.

I was away for a week and now Chris has torn himself a vagina. Well, more of an axe wound, but still. Maybe I'll go away for another week and find out 'Tine has become seriously ill, started penetrating his "vagina" or both.

 

[selere]

Chris will grow a bent vagina to match his bent duck?

 

[Somarichu the Abomination]

This guy has survived a taint infection before, shoved a medallion up his as, and has driven for nearly two decades without somehow hurting himself. He'll find a way to make it. Godbear isn't done with him yet.

Indeed. It taint over 'till it's over. (Sorry, I just had to say it.)

 

[Magic Moose]

Chris will grow a bent vagina to match his bent duck?

Now that's what I call a masterplan! Impregnating yourself and fill the State of Virgnia with some little Do-it-yourself-Chandlers.

 

[Grog]

I think there's two ways this can end:
1- It soons starts hurting like a bitch and Chris is forced to go to a doctor.
2- It doesn't hurt and he keeps enlarging his fakegina, then a year or so from now it gets badly infected and really puts his health in danger.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Indeed. It taint over 'till it's over. (Sorry, I just had to say it.)

Chris will grow a bent vagina to match his bent duck?

Newest Member: Bent Hole in Taint

Chris is in even deeper trouble than I first imagined. If this becomes necrotic, it would be a case of Fournier gangrene, as was mentioned earlier in the thread.

"The overall mortality rate was 40%. The mortality rates were found to be relatively higher in patients with diabetes mellitus (DM; 50%), with delayed admission to the hospital (45%), and in patients presenting with sepsis at the first admission to the hospital (78%). " (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16927060)

It could very easily become necrotic from all the alcohol he dumps on it, along with his probably highly compromised immune system. The statistics of diabetes and late admission show that this is more urgent than most people here have thought.

Well, with Chris basically out of touch with reality, I doubt he cares enough to change anything. We're all just opressing his LGBTVHS right to lactate and fetishize womanhood.

 

[Un Platano]

Chris is in even deeper trouble than I first imagined. If this becomes necrotic, it would be a case of Fournier gangrene, as was mentioned earlier in the thread.

"The overall mortality rate was 40%. The mortality rates were found to be relatively higher in patients with diabetes mellitus (DM; 50%), with delayed admission to the hospital (45%), and in patients presenting with sepsis at the first admission to the hospital (78%). " (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16927060)

It could very easily become necrotic from all the alcohol he dumps on it, along with his probably highly compromised immune system. The statistics of diabetes and late admission show that this is more urgent than most people here have thought.

 

[Donald Duck]

I remember not too long ago someone, probably Marvin, mention a concern that Chris might accidentally kill himself with some retarded idea to DIY his own gender reassignment surgery... and I remember thinking "Chris is a deluded moron, but even he can't possibly be that stupid."... and now here we are

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Although, I was thinking more along the lines that he isn't about to take a butter knife and use it to hack off his duck...

Lesson learned, never underestimate the depth of Chris' stupidity.

I honestly can't recall a time when he's ever been sick to be honest. Occasional bouts of the common cold off-screen certainly, everybody gets those minor annoyances, but literally anything worse like Strep Throat or the flu appears to have avoided Chris like some sort of Plague that only attacks infections.

Well... it's possible he's actually too stupid to realize he's sick. Alec made a good point that his physical condition is so shitty that he probably can't tell the difference when something is off.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

Y'know when I read the OP I thought it would look a lot worse than it actually did.

Then again I'm sure he's cleaned up all the "vaginal discharge" so maybe that's why it's vaguely tolerable to look at.