Words & Phrases DSP Has Invented or Misuses - DSP'isms that make you say "HUUUHN?!?"

It pisses me off more than it should, but it really irritates me when he mushmouthes a sentence and gin brain fucks with his wording so he speaks like a tard when he berates anyone who has a slight grammatical error in their messages.

It infuriates me too. A lot of his watchers are either ESL (at best) or genuinely handicapped. I don't blame them for misusing or not knowing words or sentence structure, but if you criticize Phil in anyway and used the wrong word, tense, or typed "teh" instead of "the" thus means you're the penultimate retard. It's literally the lowest thing you can pull to try and invalidate someone's point. And it's all coming from a guy who can rant for hours and manage to say less than nothing.
 
It infuriates me too. A lot of his watchers are either ESL (at best) or genuinely handicapped. I don't blame them for misusing or not knowing words or sentence structure, but if you criticize Phil in anyway and used the wrong word, tense, or typed "teh" instead of "the" thus means you're the penultimate retard. It's literally the lowest thing you can pull to try and invalidate someone's point. And it's all coming from a guy who can rant for hours and manage to say less than nothing.
Glad I'm not the only one. I'm autistic about grammar as well, but I'm not a dick about it if it is someone who is ESL or handicapped. Phil is just such a piece of shit he just has to make a huge charade over a super chat like they,

"Hey Phil waht is you favorite memory as a child? Is it happy or sad?"

And will go something like this, "Ok, dent retard tipped me 3 cents like a stingy piece of shit and is asking me something. I don't know what he is saying. Waht? What is he spelling? Maybe he is saying What I guess, I don't know. Anyways, Dent is asking me What is you favorite memory. Uhhhh IDK."

Anyone can fucking understand this shit. There is no excuse for a non-dent knowing grammar rules, but ESL and shit have a reason, and anyone who speaks and reads English competently knows what the fuck is being said here.
 

Functional retard

Maybe it isn't a total contradiction because there are tards that can 'function' normally, but it's a very stupid phrase he liked to use and seems like it was just him trying to say retard fancier.

Edit: "Sugar I bought fresh."

Sugar doesn't fucking expire you absolute midwit. Don't tell me these two retards throw out all their foodstuffs after a few weeks and get new shit at the store.
 
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Edit: "Sugar I bought fresh."

Sugar doesn't fucking expire you absolute midwit. Don't tell me these two retards throw out all their foodstuffs after a few weeks and get new shit at the store.
considering how much ground beef dsp threw away just because he wasn't cooking it
i wouldn't be surprised if phil throws out everything he doesn't eat on the day he planned on eating it
 
Something I only noticed recently when watching a TIHYDP: DSP has this odd verbal tic of saying, "ZERO."
"I have no interest in that. ZERO."
"There are no kahntrabutions right now. ZERO."
"I have no (item in game). ZERO."
I think I've heard him say "zero, zilch, nada", which he may have gotten from a TV show, years ago.
 
In reference to taking allergy pills, paraphrasing a bit though.

"I knew I would be on stream for a while today so I took my allergy meds. I'm medicated now."

Never in my life did I think I would hear a grown adult refer to over the counter allergy pills as being medicated.
Very late but I've just been catching up with this thread seeing what I missed during my break.

Having hay fever myself some of the over the counter meds I get will phohibit me from driving and operate heavy machinery and such.

But I do agree that it really isn't something that should be descibed as being medicated, as it's not making you (to use a Phil terms) all woosy/loopy. It's more like you get slightly drowsy.
 
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From a recent stream, "privatize".

Real meaning: Transfer ownership and/or operation of something from government to a private entity. The transfer could be permanent or for a limited amount of time.
Pigspeak meaning: Set a YouTube video to 'private'.

I'm not even sure where Phil would have heard the word "privatize" because it only comes up in very specific bureaucratic/political discussions, not the Twitter trends and Buzzfeed headlines he uses for news.
 
I’ve noticed he’s been using the word “fortuitous” lately, and of course, mostly incorrectly. And every time he says it, he says it in that really smug way, with extra enunciation, like “for-TU-it-tous”, like he knows it’s a “fancy” word and it makes him look smart in the eyes of his dents.

Like I said, sometimes he uses it correctly, and sometimes he just uses it as a catch all word for something interesting that happens, or when something happens to him that gives him the advantage.

The other thing he does that drives me up the wall is the way he says “aSSessories” and “spiritual suSSessor”… again… I think he does this because he thinks it makes him look smart and well-read.
 
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