🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[curbside2]

Slyvia is really trying to do well, she is being louder and doing most of the cooking of the hotdogs. I hope Vance gets booted before her.

Vance is objectively the worst not named Damiel. but Vance is going to stick around because he drives more TTS.

 

[Appetizer]

Vance is objectively the worst not named Damiel. but Vance is going to stick around because he drives more TTS.

I think Vance is nice to have around also because he is the one made most visibly uncomfortable by Jon's antics. The girls are swayed by Jon. Damiel doesn't react to Jon (anymore). Vance get uncomfortable when near him and frustrated in private. I would love to see another round of fish being taped together by the hands with Jon and Vance as a pair. He just might burst.

 

[curbside2]

Would you mind clarifying who's scheming he snitched about this time? Someone's writeup mentioned the baby shaking thing, but he already exposed that one.

They brought up the Shaken baby and Vance got fined a fishbuck. The fine is new to todays visit. The huge blow out fight is one of the few natural moments for the “experiment”. But now the message is clear. Behave.

Then he’s all but telling Sylvia that she needs to start performing fake WWE behavior because she’s not driving donos. I’ve loved this so far but being able to see the strings so clearly is gay. Keeping Damiel around is gay. Stressing about the profit and influencing viewer votes is gay.

 

[The Man With No Name]

They've stretched the Nick Kamenos (Spelling?) bit too far.

There's already plenty of people in the house where the joke is that they're boring or retarded. The joke is that Nick is boring and retarded.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

They brought up the Shaken baby and Vance got fined a fishbuck. The fine is new to todays visit. The huge blow out fight is one of the few natural moments for the “experiment”. But now the message is clear. Behave.

Then he’s all but telling Sylvia that she needs to start performing fake WWE behavior because she’s not driving donos. I’ve loved this so far but being able to see the strings so clearly is gay. Keeping Damiel around is gay. Stressing about the profit and influencing viewer votes is gay.

totally agree. i still think it wouldve been better to not eliminate anyone. just do away with the prize money for beig the last one there and increase the fishbux payouts and challenges. more people leaving just means less content.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Stressing about the profit and influencing viewer votes is gay.

I said way back when this was just a teeny little thread (paraphrased): "It's Sam Hyde. The fish are not the ones in the bowl."

They're the bait.

 

[The Real Me]

Sylvia: "I've never eaten a hotdog before."
That's cap.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

"Find one that's open", Jon stomps on the mustard until...
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Jon popping mustard bottle all over the wall (Jet perspective). Ignore the audio, it's from the site, and Jet's is fucked anyway.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ysf-G7bv0WQ

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Jon has been taken under the wing of Sam "The Candyman" Hyde. From this point on, Jon will be known as......MUSTARD TIGER!

 

[Nigger Racism]

They brought up the Shaken baby and Vance got fined a fishbuck. The fine is new to todays visit. The huge blow out fight is one of the few natural moments for the “experiment”. But now the message is clear. Behave.

Then he’s all but telling Sylvia that she needs to start performing fake WWE behavior because she’s not driving donos. I’ve loved this so far but being able to see the strings so clearly is gay. Keeping Damiel around is gay. Stressing about the profit and influencing viewer votes is gay.

I get where you're coming from but at the same time i'm curious to see how the hog behaves knowing she's cornered. Yeah, her behaviour might now be genuine but so isn't Letties most of the time arguably, and she produces a lot of content.
Maybe she can redeem herself, if she doesn't crack

 

[curbside2]

totally agree. i still think it wouldve been better to not eliminate anyone. just do away with the prize money for beig the last one there and increase the fishbux payouts and challenges. more people leaving just means less content.

I think survival horror try to last six weeks is a lot better. Voting off puts pressure on Sam to influence the vote based on TTS.

 

[CoolFool]

Times up, they didn't cook all of hotdogs but came really close. Sam says to just bring the rest of the half cooked dogs anyway. Sam says not to worry about being sanitary that the 'guests' are super hungry and don't care about germs. I am starting to worry that this will be a very gross challenge.

Josie is counting the hotdogs and places them on paper plates in equal measures.

Sam tells that whoever retains the most information of the seminar wins a fish buck. This seminar is happening while Josie continues counting and sorting hotdogs.

Sam says it's okay to take notes of the seminar. Josie finishes counting and sorting hotdogs. 6 plates, each having 34 hotdogs.

Sam says that the guests aren't coming, so the fish will have to eat it. Jon says he doesn't pork so he will take the L. Sylvia also says she isn't eating hotdogs. Sam asks if they really won't eat hotdogs for $2,000. Jon says no, he won't. Sylvia says she's never ate one before. Sam says it's fine, safe, and that he eats the all the time. Sam gets her to try a hotdog. She reluctantly agrees to do the challenge. Sam says that the winner gets $2,000, the runner up gets $500

Sam says the fish have 30 minutes to eat as much as they can. Sylvia is disgusted already. Letty doesn't eat shit so I'm guessing she will eat 2 hotdogs. Sam says the women have a handicap and they only have to eat 80% to men's 100%.

The seminar is going on while people choke down the hotdogs. Remember that whoever remembers the most of this wins a fish buck. Jon might win this since he's not eating hotdogs.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Fairly certain the person you are responding to had no idea who Amos Yee was, or why I made the comparison. Unless Jackie Chan and Steven Yeun are also aspiring pedophiles.

the point
your head

 

[King George III]

Josie even stims out on hotdogs. The hungry animals are the Fish! Jon bowed out, allahu akbar. Sylvia will reluctantly eat the dogs. Prize is $2k.

 

[Shalashaskaa]

Damn Mauro, you could have gotten yourself some easy Fishbux right now.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

Who is the bearded muslim jacking off in the corner?

 

[Null]

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[DaneTheMane]

These people are on a reality survival show and the fattest person there doesn't even wanna participate in a hot dog eating challenge for $2000 lol. Dafuq.

 

[CoolFool]

Vance appears to be chugging the hotdogs. I can't see what Damiel is doing so I don't know how he's doing. I can't see Josie either. Letty is nibbling on the same hotdog. Sylvia is sitting and trying but I don't think she's eaten one hotdog yet.

 

[MoreCopeMoreRope]

The real challenge is having to listen to this moron ramble about money and not killing yourself.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

What the fuck is even happening? It's a hot dog eating contest. EAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

How could they botch this so bad? EAT! EAT!! EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!