Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DontEatThat_2.0]

She says: "Jack we're going to Arby's" and he leaps out of the scooter and into the passenger seat in record time mumbling something about the "shhmoke mountainssh".

Upon hearing the words of Arbys, Jacks mind thinks of the glorified "Meat Mountain". The thoughts of pure gluttony and self indulgence in preserved meats and fats give Jack the strength to make the effort to the Tard Van. As he makes his chubby shuffle, he thinks of his doctors saying that he will regain function with effort and he believes GodJesus answered his prayers. However the echos of their warnings of his terrible diet and lifestyle still ring through his head. However once he shoves that pound of meat in his mouth, his mind all but silent. All Jack can think of is the next bite, unless the fates or the heavenly Devine stop him, nothing will never stop his existence on this place to consume the bovine and its products.

 

[Tiresome]

Found the video, linking to it at the timestamp.

2022 Universal Orlando Trip PT1

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatakMY MERCH STORE: https://bit.ly/2YurHcLMY BBQ STORE: https://amzn.to/3Dm5mg6MY KITCHEN STORE: https://amzn.to/2Y...

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Thanks for the source, but looks like all Jack Jr. is doing is joking that it'll cost extra money to get him to lick sauce off a butter knife on camera. Hilariously ironic given what Jack Jr's most known for in this thread, though.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The listing was actually removed and put back up so that it only looks like the house has been on the market for a few days. Someone is desperate to sell the thing. I can't imagine why.

That's pretty common if the place has been up for more than a month or two. People only want to see new listings, not ones that have been up time and time again. After all if it's been sitting there for six months and no takers then it usually means there's something wrong with it.

The issue is this place has that Scalfatty stench all over it. You know how you want into somebody's home and it just doesn't "smell" right? It's because of all the food and stuff you make. Everybody's home smells different. So a place like this would have a definite odor to it that you just can't quite place. Then some stroked out retard comes out from behind the corner and you realize he's the source of it all.

 

[atoi]

Is there a longer version of the Jack on The Go intro theme? it's unironically a bop. It's funny for how much of a bible thumper he is that he has iconic tranny 100 gecs style music at the start of every video.

my algorithm is ruined now, you're welcome

 

[Fascist Frederick]

my algorithm is ruined now, you're welcome

How the absolute fuck did you find this?

 

[atoi]

How the absolute fuck did you find this?

When you tap the mic use Google Assistant on your phone and music is playing it pops up with "Search a song" on the bottom of your phone. Basically Shazam.

 

[Syrup]

has he ever elaborated on why he choose that in particular? it's such a bizarre choice.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

has he ever elaborated on why he choose that in particular? it's such a bizarre choice.

Retard is gonna retard?

 

[That Damned Tiger]

my algorithm is ruined now, you're welcome

And here's the site where he may have bought it from. $200 for that? Get lost!

Cheerful Monkeys by Nazarol

Cheerful Monkeys, Comedy Music, royalty free music library, instrumental music, websites music and background music at AudioSparx

www.audiosparx.com

 

[atoi]

And here's the site where he may have bought it from. $200 for that? Get lost!

Cheerful Monkeys by Nazarol

Cheerful Monkeys, Comedy Music, royalty free music library, instrumental music, websites music and background music at AudioSparx

www.audiosparx.com

$16 on Audio Jungle which is most likely where he got this from. It's possible it was also purchased with some type of Adobe Premiere template/package from Envato. This is a common place where a lot of people get their YouTube music/assets for their videos.

Cheerful Monkey

Cheerful, humorous track with comical vocals. Designed for processing humorous programs show on TV, radio, animated films and performances. The song is a collaboration betweenZANIK and ...

audiojungle.net

Even if he paid $200 that's still a pretty good deal for a song he's been using to monetize JOTG videos for over a decade

ETA: God help me, I just realized the song is a loop. Right-click the YouTube video, click Loop and you'll play it 20 times without noticing.

 

[Whaler]

That's pretty common if the place has been up for more than a month or two. People only want to see new listings, not ones that have been up time and time again. After all if it's been sitting there for six months and no takers then it usually means there's something wrong with it.

The issue is this place has that Scalfatty stench all over it. You know how you want into somebody's home and it just doesn't "smell" right? It's because of all the food and stuff you make. Everybody's home smells different. So a place like this would have a definite odor to it that you just can't quite place. Then some stroked out retard comes out from behind the corner and you realize he's the source of it all.

I'm pretty sure meat only has a stench when it's either cooked or gone bad. Neither of that is happening in that kitchen.

 

[Lizard Pope]

It's like one of those Christopher Nolan movies, man, you never know what the chronology is, you just know everything is like FUCKED UP, man, and everyone in this story needs to DIE!

Everyone except Brianna.
She is too pure for these fucking monsters.
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[atoi]

 

[Tiresome]

Everyone except Brianna.
She is too pure for these fucking monsters.
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She may have her own flaws that become apparent in time, but so far it's just like any of us who've known a good person who can't seem to make a good decision.

 

[100BitchHere]

She may have her own flaws that become apparent in time, but so far it's just like any of us who've known a good person who can't seem to make a good decision.

We already went through this shit with Jack Jr and Tammy. Everybody tried to build them up like they were good people just to dunk on Jack harder. We cannot assume these are good people. Tammy Jr. saw what faggots Jack and Jack Jr. are and decided that those are the type of people she wanted in her life. Fuck Tammy Jr.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Based Rob doesn't miss.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Two guys that know nothing about AI talking about it and acting like they're somehow experts.

Why am I not surprised.

 

[irishAzoth]

Is there a longer version of the Jack on The Go intro theme? it's unironically a bop. It's funny for how much of a bible thumper he is that he has iconic tranny 100 gecs style music at the start of every video.

the song sounds like something a stroke patient would play
kind of ironic

 

[VenomPlug]

ThE dAnGErs oF AI!!1

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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ThE dAnGErs oF AI!!1

It's still more accurate than any prediction Jagoff has made.