Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[hfuenms83]

> good intentions

This part right here is where Adam tries to rid himself of responsibility for his actions. It almost reads like he is negotiating with us.

Adam, you sent an unsolicited video of yourself cumming on yourself, probably with your poor cat in frame. You did not do anything with good intentions. You did it for yourself. THIS is who you are.

 

[blinkber385]

I wonder if he has considered, while making one of his 15 pity seeking "my cat is sick" posts, that his poor cat is trying to die to escape from his cummed dick

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Even if he was I doubt that would stop him from going if he really wanted to.

Chibi will cease appearing. Daxma, his Nobody, will go instead.

 

[hfuenms83]

Small exchange on the Colossacon Discord when someone made a joke about “the incident from last week”.

They also posted his “apology” a few days back but the response was so lukewarm that it is not worth capping.

 

[GwynethPaltrowsSkis]

Chibi will cease appearing. Daxma, his Nobody, will go instead.

Don't give him ideas, or he'll revert and come full circle and start calling himself fucking Demyx again.

 

[Saint Agustin]

I don't know if cheebs will recover for a long time, he's getting dragged all over on this one. Although, that's probably exactly what he wants. It will make the glorious comeback all that better in his mind.

Maybe this is a good thing, having people from all over the place telling him he is a fucking idiot might make him do some introspection (highly doubtful).

Is he banned from the event or just the Facebook fan group and accompanying Discord?

I feel everything I was reading was the latter, and some folks have misinterpreted that as the event banning him.

Why they didn't banned him though? He is a sex creep! People these day have such low standard's they rather have a pervert roaming around their event than to lose the sale of a ticket...

That aside, I'm not convinced Adam is actually seeing a therapist. I'm betting one of two things:

- He found an online questionaire that you fill out which is meant to just do a preliminary if you have XYZ disorder. Usually these are used by self-diagnosing twats who use it as validation of their own assessment as opposed to then taking that to a professional for follow up. (Eg. "Oh this "Do you have OCD?" questionaire from the University of OCD will tell me if I have truly am OCD)

- He signed up for BetterHealth (BetterHelp?). The preferred mental health snake oil sham by all YouTube/Twitch consumers.

Adam is a lying faggot. I don't believe anything he says, and I really doubt he has "professional help".

 

[WutangLee]

Chibi will cease appearing. Daxma, his Nobody, will go instead.

Don't give him ideas, or he'll revert and come full circle and start calling himself fucking Demyx again.

Is this a kingdom hearts reference? What is Daxma?

 

[Octopi]

Why they didn't banned him though? He is a sex creep! People these day have such low standard's they rather have a pervert roaming around their event than to lose the sale of a ticket...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I didn't think the con Discord was anything official per se, just set up by regular attendees. At least, I fucking hope an official con Discord doesn't have a channel dedicated to people posting their nudes.

Chances are the actual organizers don't know who the fuck Chibi is, unless someone goes out of their way to complain to them.

 

[SaveTheWhales]

Is this a kingdom hearts reference? What is Daxma?

The joke is that he would rebrand as a KH boss OC.

Spoiler

In KH, whenever a person falls to darkness, their "heart" (Disney 'I feel it in my heart' kind of heart, not literal organ) becomes a Heartless. If they're someone of exceptional willpower, their body animates into a Nobody. Think "person dies and becomes a ghost AND zombie."
The Nobodies are organized moreso than the hivemind Heartless. When a Nobody is strong enough to retain its human form, opposed to turning into just some mobs you kill in a game, the organization of Nobodies (Organization XIII) finds them and assimilates them. The Nobody is then renamed by taking their original name, adding an X, and scrambling the letters of their prior name. So Sora becomes Roxas, Ansem becomes Xemnas, etc...)

 

[PunishedCostanza]

Had to compress and split to fit it on the farms.
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If whoever runs the Aquana Archive is still around I can send them a larger copy for upload.

Forgot all about this. I fully recommend giving this a re-listen.

BigAl's story about going to the funeral of Chibi's Dad is pretty hilarious and really paints a picture of Chibi.

 

[Wonathan Joss]

Small exchange on the Colossacon Discord when someone made a joke about “the incident from last week”.

They also posted his “apology” a few days back but the response was so lukewarm that it is not worth capping.

All this talk of envelopes makes me think there's some lore behind his cum squirt videos we're unaware of. An envelope must have been an iconic piece of mise-en-scene in his videos

 

[BrainSand63]

So, assuming Chibi wasn't the gigantic retard he is, what would be the best possible outcome from going to a diploma mill like Full Sail, in terms of job prospects?


Generally I agree with you, hindsight is 20:20 and all that, but having seen screenshots of the way he talks to these women it shouldn't take a Mindhunter-tier, psycho-analytic intellect to immediately see the red flags.

I'm not a woman and it's still glaringly obvious from the way he talks what his actual intentions are. I imagine women have a heightened sense for this bullshit after a lifetime of being hit on by every man they meet, so these ones have to be pretty retarded to fall for his act. Really, it just makes Adam that much more of a creep because he's clearly targeting women he knows are more susceptible to his predatory bullshit.

I don’t know, it’s hard to say what his job prospects would be. When you look at the fact that he went a dogshit school, has a worthless degree, had to cheat in most of his classes, and is, well, Chibi, I’d like to think they’re slim to none; but with that being said, I’ve seen too many instances nowadays of completely inept people being hired for positions they have no business working in, so fuck if I know.

I would bet my life savings that he’ll never make it at a triple-A studio as an actual “game designer” though, contrary to what he seems to think. Maybe they’d hire him to clean the floors there or be some corporate head’s gofer.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

> good intentions

There are plenty of socially acceptable ways for cumbrains to operate. Just get a fetlife account or one of the many hookup apps there are. Literally just engage in some sort of conversation beforehand that would indicate they're happy to receive a video of you jacking off?

But nigga don't say you sent that video unsolicited "with good intentions"

 

[Alex Yiik]

I would bet my life savings that he’ll never make it at a triple-A studio as an actual “game designer” though, contrary to what he seems to think. Maybe they’d hire him to clean the floors there or be some corporate head’s gofer.

Are there even dedicated "game design" positions out there? I've seen puzzle games with people credited solely for designing puzzles, but my impression of general game design is that those people are pulling double duty in technical or leadership positions. We've all seen Chibi's lack of coding aptitude, and he's even less fit to be a producer or director. I genuinely can't envision what it is he's planning on doing with his degree. "Game designer" on its own seems like a professional ideas guy.

 

[demicolon]

"Game design" degree is something you get if you already have a job in game dev and need a diploma to move up. If you're serious about getting a foot in the industry then modding Skyrim is a better investment of your time.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Maybe there is a chance he gets a job in triple A studio. Probably EA or Activision considering how souless and corporate those games are it wouldn't surprise me if they are full of Chibi like employes.

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

Maybe there is a chance he gets a job in triple A studio. Probably EA or Activision considering how souless and corporate those games are it wouldn't surprise me if they are full of Chibi like employes.

Ye, it was Activision that had that sexpest scandal recently was it not? Chibi would fit in great there. Seems to be many of his kind there.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

He is an ouroboros of cringe.

I saw that sentence in the random text thread. Just that, and nothing more. No context whatsoever.

Such a simple phrase, but perfect enough that I was 100% sure it could only refer to a specific person on this site. I almost felt bad for Chibi when the link brought me exactly where I thought it would.

 

[Hot HOT HOTTT]

I saw that sentence in the random text thread. Just that, and nothing more. No context whatsoever.

Such a simple phrase, but perfect enough that I was 100% sure it could only refer to a specific person on this site. I almost felt bad for Chibi when the link brought me exactly where I thought it would.

Had the same thought when I posted it. Perfectly succinct. 100% accurate.

 

[GwynethPaltrowsSkis]

The shit he posts literally reads like a child looking for explanation and guidance, yet he's turning what 33 or something this year? It's pretty funny how he basically ignores any supportive comments from men/his brother and his brothers girlfriend (that sweet Nubian goddess) no matter how heartfelt, but the second he gets any sort of reaction from a girl he replies immediately. Adam, you're human garbage and you're going to be alone forever at this rate.

Edit: Sorry for needing to update post, I missed this whole rant that preceded the "How does one reward themselves" question: