Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Winter]

Mans has not changed, came back to try to pity his way into people's wallets again. A lesson never learned.

>dark net
lol

 

[Polentic]

Darknet shit? Didn't he accuse us of doing something similar?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Nigger is now claiming he was on cocaine cut with meth. Press X to doubt.

EDIT goddamn ninja'd by dear sneeder

That’s the first story he has told I can believe. London has a serious problem with meth and coke. Niggers from Toronto are bringing it in loads.

 

[Hal]

I just burst out into laughter when he said “I figured out how to get drugs from the darknet”

 

[coomer mcgee]

Lucas's drugs of choice prior to rehab: coke, meth, and benzos ALL AT ONCE lmao

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

He just said that he was getting his "drugs " from the Darknet and he was trying to kill himself. lol, lmao what a fucking sob story

He also got diagnosed with PTSD

 

[Null]

my nigga ordering pallets of assorted drugs to be air dropped on his front lawn like fucking Call of Duty loot crates with $100k of crypto

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He's saying Keemstar bullied him into doing Cocaine. Fucking KEKW.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I just burst out into laughter when he said “I figured out how to get drugs from the darknet”

Yeah if the darknet is any fucking alley along Dundas Street.

 

[Chiri]

Keffals and Ralph really are made for each other. They even have insane drug benders in common.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He ordered some Bath Salts to go with his Bathtub HRT.

 

[Kees H]

Rofl, nigger is now claiming to have a PTSD diagnosis. No, Lucas, you are just a faggot.

 

[Faggotdog Niggertail]

I'm sure others are doing it but I'm live recording this stream right now in the background.
Did he just claim he was going to try and kill himself from darknet drugs? You in Canada, you don't need the darknet OR drugs.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

so just from my very very basic knowledge of drugs this story feels very very fake. unless i am misunderstanding the addictiveness of coke and meth and heroin i dont think taking a month or so off is just gonna fix you up that fast.

 

[Hal]

This nigga really just said he got PTSD this shit is hysterical

 

[Tasty Tatty]

So, it's our fault now? Birch, you're the one giving children drugs.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

This is just him concocting a narrative that makes him the world's biggest victim, because to get the Twitter Troon Mob on his side he has to make himself the bigger victim than the people cancelling him.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

Is it just me or this nigger is holding back his laughter while telling us this sad story?

Also, Lucas just said that he avoided Fentanyl, what a shame that he didn't join Saint Floyd.

LOOOOOOOL ONLINE REHAB WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

 

[Chiri]

>I'm not done with rehab. I'm still attending online.

Some rehab that is.

 

[Polentic]

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