Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Dick leads himself, Nick, Ralph, and Vito as the four horsemen of the degenerate apocalypse.

Instead of horsemen, it should be four sex-pests.

 

[Captain Manning]

Instead of horsemen, it should be four sex-pests.

I just think it's an appropriate metaphor because we can give each of them names. Vito, naturally, gets to be pederasty.

And I looked, and behold a colorful Balldo. and the name of the nose that sat upon it was Rekieta, and degeneracy followed with him.

- Faggotry 6:8.

Not to sound like a broken record, but I think so much of what happens actually traces back to Masterson. I'm more convinced of that than ever based on the fact he apparently managed to mend the fence between Nick and Ralph.

 

[not william stenchever]

Now that Rackets has made up with Ralph we are doomed to a future where the fated third ralphababy that will unmake the world will be born by Our Wife.

A man who enthusiastically sticks his testicles in a cage forged of silicone would let a pig monster fuck his wife Our Wife because he finds it sexually gratifying.

 

[zyclonPD]

When addressing his detractors, good ol' honest Nick has a few go-to responses:

• Believing he can pull off some jedi mind trick bullshit, he just repeats "Nothing has changed on my end, something must have changed for you!" hoping his viewers will uncritically just take his word for it and move on.
• "Noooo they're taking everything out of context."
• Throw his hands up in exasperated bewilderment and wheeze, "I just don't get what everyone's problem is."
• Declare he couldn't care less, while poorly concealing his rage with canned laughter.

Its funny he's still running to that gas lighting narrative. He can't admit that people who subscribed to a legal channel that cover legal topics might want that elusive thing called "lawsuits" to be discussed. Its a mystery why he's losing viewership and He's still beating the "they just want a dad" horse.

Haven't watched Rekieta in months, but heard he made up with Ralph so pulled some clips from what's being referenced.

LoL, LMAO even. I guess his firm stance of "He CaMe AfTeR mAh WiFe" just fell off. At least Rekieta (((understands))) addiction. Maybe he can ship Ralph some more Maker's Mark like last time and feed an addict more of his problem.

 

[Dean Pentel]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

I thought that was just textbook goblinism.

She looks skinny, almost unhealthy.

It's not healthy to marry a closeted gay man, queef out a bunch of kids you and he can't stand, seek emotional validation from the cocks of strangers, and have a constant, expensive pharmaceutical resolution for unhappiness? I had no idea!

 

[beautiful person]

It's not healthy to marry a closeted gay man, queef out a bunch of kids you and he can't stand, seek emotional validation from the cocks of strangers, and have a constant, expensive pharmaceutical resolution for unhappiness? I had no idea!

I figured she was just going for the LA vampire look.

 

[Swole McPole]

People can ruin something they don't value. In fact, that's often why something gets ruined.

Are we still talking about Lady R's vagina here?

 

[feral cat #6385]

All the drug use has really helped Rekieta's slam pig slim down. Shame she defaced herself with all those shitty tattoos and the stupid nose ring. The vampire look is an interesting choice. With 5 kids I don't envy her prospects. Maybe she can get a guy like Kurt.

I think I figured out the 15-year thing. He figures he has 15 years to take all the nigger dick in his ass from Gay 90's before the HIV kills him.

 

[Swole McPole]

She's definitely had some kind of work done, maybe just dieting or weight loss from drug use.

If it was weight loss from dieting/drug use, those breasts would turn into a pair of droopy spaniels ears/envelope flaps, not the fine fulsome orbs of silicone we're seeing in the latest pictures.

 

[200MB]

Ever since the beginning of Nicks spiral I've wanted to go back through his coverage of Jack Murphy.

Small correction.

Spoiler: This

should have been the second video under the streams spoiler.

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

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April 3, 2022, for comparison:
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October 1, 2022 for comparison:
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I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

I think it was the lighting that had me so confused about her face. That and maybe her eyebrows?

Or maybe her left side is just her bad side lmao.

 

[RotPockets]

Or maybe her left side is just her bad side lmao.

Compare the straight on pictures to this one.


Interesting how all the trashy tattoos are covered up, but it’s not like they read the thread or anything. Lose the nose ring it looks ridiculous at your age.

I flipped the images to match the weight fluctuations.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Believing he can pull off some jedi mind trick bullshit, he just repeats "Nothing has changed on my end, something must have changed for you!" hoping his viewers will uncritically just take his word for it and move on.

It's amazing how identical their copes are. Jack's argument in the first clip is almost word for word identical to Nick's narrative.

I can't find the Zoo Benefit pics (deleted from IG?) to laugh at his suit from last summer (equal opportunity fun) but I trust one of you can find it.

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

The Zoo pictures were posted to his Youtube community page when he was still communicating with people when he would cancel a show.

What would be interesting is the last Kayla appearance in a photo or stream before April. I know for sure about the election night stream on November 8th. By February it seems she wasn't appearing on camera at the Vegas event - she was there but IIRC no photos were posted by Nick (at least based on this thread) and it looks like none were taken by attendees with her either, again, if there were they weren't flagged up and posted on this thread.

That makes me guess that if there were any procedures relating to the eyes or face, they probably occurred between November and February.

 

[200MB]

Edit: If nothing else, I'm betting on a blepharoplasty. It's very hard to remove undereye bags and sinking eyelids without it. For those of you trying to figure out what seems odd about the face, that's probably it.

Oh shit I didn't see your edit. I think you might be right, you can actually see the whites of her eyes in the more recent photos.

 

[MudPeople]

Small correction.

Spoiler: This

should have been the second video under the streams spoiler.

I think it was the lighting that had me so confused about her face. That and maybe her eyebrows?
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Or maybe her left side is just her bad side lmao.

Old photos, she looks homely
New photos, 40k dark elves evil

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

By February it seems she wasn't appearing on camera at the Vegas event - she was there but IIRC no photos were posted by Nick (at least based on this thread) and it looks like none were taken by attendees with her either, again, if there were they weren't flagged up and posted on this thread.

I'm 80% sure there was a pic of both the Brancas with the Rekietas, but hell if I can find it right now.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

After looking at the photo‘s @Cynthia Behave posted this morning for a bit, it occurred to me that Kayla is beginning to look like a pooner. So I ran the pic though some AI just for giggles. I present for your entertainment

The original


Happy Couple 1


Happy Couple 2


Honestly the conversion may be just what Nick has been longing for.

 

[Kars den Karb]

He's learned how to dress? She's had work done/lost weight/inked her eyebrows/discovered Botox/filler?
I present to you tonight:

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April 3, 2022, for comparison:
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October 1, 2022 for comparison:
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What the hell, October '22 she looks gorgeous and this week she looks like a Jewish Smeagol. I didn't even think that was the same person. Please tell me this is mostly terrible makeup and drastic weight loss and is mostly reversible

 

[Anticipointment]

As bad as her face looks, I’d hate to see how bad the vaginal reconstruction turned out. Probably approaching stink ditch levels of horrible.

Hey bigot! You can’t go around making assumptions about the genitals of a person who to you, is basically a stranger on the internet. Very bold of you to assume she had vaginal reconstruction. Perhaps she’s gone with a phalloplasty. Best way to keep the heteroflexable hubs happy, yaknow.

Are we still talking about Lady R's vagina here?

Nope, fanfic farms has moved on to speculating about her lady penis.

Honestly the conversion may be just what Nick has been longing for.

Exactly. I’m glad you’ve come around to seeing my point before I even made it.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

By February it seems she wasn't appearing on camera at the Vegas event - she was there but IIRC no photos were posted by Nick (at least based on this thread) and it looks like none were taken by attendees with her either, again, if there were they weren't flagged up and posted on this thread.

There were a few from Vegas (from pic with Wahoo and Sally7.

Also, pretty sure she was in the Locals stream from Vegas in the first hotel when he was wearing the LukeSkywalker yellow jacket.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

After looking at the photo‘s @Cynthia Behave posted this morning for a bit, it occurred to me that Kayla is beginning to look like a pooner. So I ran the pic though some AI just for giggles. I present for your entertainment

The original
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Happy Couple 1
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Happy Couple 2
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Honestly the conversion may be just what Nick has been longing for.

That's Digibro. Or Meigh. Where's @John Andrews Stan when you need him?