Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Hal said:
People like keffals and all these other faggots and Jurnos moving over to Bluesky are always going to come crawling back to Twitter, they tried this shit already with “Hive social” or whatever a few months ago, anyone even remember that? At the end of the day Twitter is to huge and has everyone already on it and that’s not going to change anytime soon. The only way to get traction like keffals and his type of people desperately crave is on Twitter
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The only alternative I'd even say is worth any consideration is the Fediverse, but they can't move there without being harassed (literally murdered) on the free speech side or engulfed in drama and purity spiraling on the censored side :story:
 
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Polentic said:
I recall one stream of his where he tells someone he's not their hero. He sounded drunk af. Could've been on drugs though. Idk, he probably never went to rehab. But I'm just being
:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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I remember the same stream/clip, he sounded just like few losers I knew over a decade ago. Benzos+booze all day and they sounded just like Lucas mumbling.
 
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I love how he just glossed over why people where mad at him before he went to rehab. It couldn't have been because he grifted 100k from a bunch of trannies now could it be?
 
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Inb4 Washington post's coverage of keffals' lolsuit favors him. The court docs he read were sent to journos so prepare for a kind article about Keffals.
 
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Chatter: "What's one positive thing you've learned?"
Lucas: "Getting bullied on Twitter drives me to drugs."
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Yeah, his PTSD is completely fake. He's just hamming it up to do a Jeremy Hambly style "SOMEONE ELSE RUNS MY TWITTER NOW UWU" arch. Ofcourse this nigger is still on Twitter, either on one of his alts or he will be back picking fights with "chuds" again in weeks.
 
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I'm trying to keep it confidential....so anyway this 50 year old who ran some stuff was on cocaine, had issues with his business and marriage decided to relapse. He did so much coke it melted his mouth and he needed an orthotic

but i don't want to say more for his privacy.


FUCKING HELL - the only way that is ok is if he just made all of that up.
 
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