Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[2ndBest]

Did someone happen to record the stream?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Imagine spending a year trying to hide from people you claim are trying to murder you and then literally telling them the one thing that will ruin the your most recent source of happiness.

i mean we are talking about the person who while crying about being stalked and scared for their life also told everyone they were gonna go to ireland and also repeatedly leaked their own current location because they were too lazy to set up a green screen and too stupid to avoid taking pictures of their surroundings.

 

[Punished Neco]

Hear that guys? He won't give a chud a Bluesky invite.

I refuse to believe, with the size of this site and the fact that Bluesky is apparently divided between troons and cryptobro's that there's not a single person on this site who's managed to get onto Bluesky.
Especially since up until a few days ago people were just bruteforcing invite codes because the codes were too short.

We need to setup an invite farm by exponential growth, 1 invite every 2 weeks becomes 2 becomes 4 etc etc. So many of them have moved over to BS and so we'll need to get in if we want to keep being able to gossip accurately.

 

[Polentic]

Best part of the stream.

 

[Top_Dollar]

Currently converting the entire 2 hours of faggotry I got to a format I can actually upload and be viewable.

You are the real VIP here.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

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Best part of the stream.

Nigger was struggling to force that cry.

Also, he's the Chud.

 

[Sprate Header]

Currently converting the entire 2 hours of faggotry I got to a format I can actually upload and be viewable.

also be sure to clip out the drug story and @ Null when you're done

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

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Best part of the stream.

My niece fakes cry much better than this faggot and she is 5.

 

[Kees H]

Currently converting the entire 2 hours of faggotry I got to a format I can actually upload and be viewable.

Thanks, I was planning on doing that as well, I am also uploading it in 1080p in Odyssey in case the text of his gay ass complaint is unreadable after transcoding it for the local archive.

 

[notafederalagent]

The keffals.gg chat log from today:
archive.ph archive.org

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

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Best part of the stream.

That's the fakest cry I've ever seen, holy shit

 

[King George III]

that unknown to them was cut with meth.

Bull-fucking-shit. If it was cut with meth he'd know damn near immediately. They're two different highs; coke only lasts about 45 minutes to an hour and meth will keep you high for hours. Lucas is really banking on his audience not knowing a damn thing about hard drugs.

 

[joebobmurphy]

this is such a delightful tale to listen to

he's claiming he binged on his dead dad's percs, took heroin, was snorting coke, his coke was cut with meth, and he was drinking. all right during #DKF.

CA$100,000 well spent

Clearly a man who knows how to party.

 

[Kees H]

1080p archive on Odysee of his faggoty Patreon stream:

Part 1 (where he aborted after 4 mins because he's a dumb faggot, just uploaded this because it was funny)
Part 2 (this is the actual content, first minutes got a bit of audio desync)

 

[Finger Pistols]

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I can see why he thinks that. He spent all of that gofundme money on drugs and vacations and has gone essentially unpunished. On the other hand, as the fat Italian that he is, he can't see that being a drug addicted gambler is a massive L.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

1080p archive on Odysee of his faggoty Patreon stream:

Part 1 (where he aborted after 4 mins because he's a dumb faggot, just uploaded this because it was funny)
Part 2 (this is the actual content, first minutes got a bit of audio desync)

Don't forget to clip the part Null wants and to @ him. Otherwise, great job!

 

[stalkerchild]

That's the fakest cry I've ever seen, holy shit

I suppose you don't look thru your fingers at your chat for validation when your crying...sure

 

[Kees H]

Don't forget to clip the part Null wants and to @ him. Otherwise, great job!

Yeah, someone else said they were uploading the local archive so I aborted my encode for the local archive.

 

[Faggotdog Niggertail]

Yeah, someone else said they were uploading the local archive so I aborted my encode for the local archive.

Might try anyway if you can do it faster because I made the terrible mistake of recording it all in 1080p on a format that isn't easy to encode and decode on my set up. I'm not used to doing this honestly so this will take a bit.

EDIT: Mine also has a late start because I was waiting for the new youtube link to be posted.

 

[❤️❤️]

A bit off topic but one of the reasons bluesky invites are rare is because you can get shadowbanned if your invite is linked to someone who commits wrongthink.