Infected Sword Enthusiasts - folded up to a million times!

[DykesDykesChina]

Because a sword won't do you much good when you see a lady being harassed by a gang of differential equations on the subway.

Fourier-approximated up to a million times.

 

[Jozef]

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The pony avatar is just perfect. You can't make this stuff up!

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

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while you were being a healthy, normal young person, I was being a fucking loser

 

[Count groudon]

I'd love to know what situation that kid is thinking about where people will come to him for protection. He doesn't look like he could take on a sick cat, let alone hordes of zombies/bandits in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

 

[c-no]

I'd love to know what situation that kid is thinking about where people will come to him for protection. He doesn't look like he could take on a sick cat, let alone hordes of zombies/bandits in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

Said kid could do fancy poses with his sword until some guy with a gun proves to me effective in fighting wasteland gimps and walking dead.

 

[CatParty]

 

[XH 502]

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The multiple dream catchers make this photo, in my opinion.

 

[Count groudon]

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Well he's got a black friend so he's at least somewhat cool.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Swords, pewter fantasy statues, glass dolphins, skulls and fairy figurines always seem to be the staple collectibles for these tards. Pretty much any bull shit you can buy at a tuck stop on any given interstate.

 

[Count groudon]

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Do I spy a fedora in the background? Well fuck, color me 50 shades of shocked.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I'd love to know what situation that kid is thinking about where people will come to him for protection. He doesn't look like he could take on a sick cat, let alone hordes of zombies/bandits in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

Remember, the common housecat can kill a level 0 commoner, what chance does a level 0 exceptional individual have?

 

[CatParty]

Do I spy a fedora in the background? Well fuck, color me 50 shades of shocked.

it says a lot about the pariah of the fedora that it makes the white dad sneakers invisible

 

[GV 998]

Said kid could do fancy poses with his sword until some guy with a gun proves to me effective in fighting wasteland gimps and walking dead.

I'd love to know what situation that kid is thinking about where people will come to him for protection. He doesn't look like he could take on a sick cat, let alone hordes of zombies/bandits in a post apocalyptic wasteland.

gotta love their arguments against guns too. "Guns will eventually run out of bullets!"

...What, and swords won't break? Let's assume there is a zombie apocalypse, for just a second. How many zombie heads do you think you're gonna cut off before the blade breaks? (this is of course presuming that you won't get overwhelmed and eaten alive by the horde after only decapitating three zombies and getting winded? And even THAT is assuming your flabby arms have enough strength to decapitate a zombie)

 

[Count groudon]

it says a lot about the pariah of the fedora that it makes the white dad sneakers invisible

Well that's one thing neckbeards are right about. Fedoras do stand out, but not in a good way.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

gotta love their arguments against guns too. "Guns will eventually run out of bullets!"

...What, and swords won't break? Let's assume there is a zombie apocalypse, for just a second. How many zombie heads do you think you're gonna cut off before the blade breaks? (this is of course presuming that you won't get overwhelmed and eaten alive by the horde after only decapitating three zombies and getting winded? And even THAT is assuming your flabby arms have enough strength to decapitate a zombie)

Not even to mention that swords really aren't that good at decapitation, despite what movies and video games might have us believe. Talion might be able to slice off every Uruk head he encounters in Shadow of Mordor, but swords don't work that way. You wanna deal with a bunch of creatures that only die from blunt force trauma, you get yourself an axe, or a mace. Which were always the more practical options for doing damage in medieval warfare, second only to the humble spear for "actually useful in combat", but we're talking zombies here so spears lose a lot of effectiveness. But I guess that's the problem with sword enthusiasts, they'll never accept that their glorious weapon is anything less then totally perfect.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

For image one: "This weapon is off balance to the point of uselessness. It may as well be scrap metal on a stick. Shall I assume you wield it with the intent that it compensate for the unsatisfactory size of your genitals?"

Image two: For half a second, I thought he was stabbed with his own sword, but that...that's still pretty pathetic. Mr. Wilkey knows the score: Blunt force trauma always wins.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

This poem sucks balls
as do the posters on the walls.
People who sperg about dragons have autism
because dragons are dumb and void of realism.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

This poem sucks balls
as do the posters on the walls.
People who sperg about dragons have autism
because dragons are dumb and void of realism.

These people who sperg about dragons,
Want to be one so they can burn wagons,
Steal gems and gold
In the days of old,
Then go off and drink mead by the flagon.