🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[cobsongemmy]

also holy fuck, vance , letty and damiel are in a contest of how obnoxious they can be, vance unironically thinks he is the main character of the show, letty is a living caricature of the BPD e-girl and damiel is the lamest plant ever and basically a low budget and effort knockoff of jon

 

[C. Cactus]

I see some people hating on vance for his monologues, and I don't really get it. Yeah, his jokes don't always land, but the dude is just fucking around trying to have some fun with the audience. I'm glad he's not being boring anymore.

 

[curbside2]

I don’t think Jon is a plant. Early on they hurt his feelings in the show and Sam scrambled to find ways to pep him up. Also, they filter out negative TTS against him ask to not have his sister pull him out. Too many exterior things going on. Plus, the show runners have proven they can’t pull stuff like this off. I’m not betting on their competence.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Josie got ANOTHER plush

 

[cobsongemmy]

I see some people hating on vance for his monologues, and I don't really get it. Yeah, his jokes don't always land, but the dude is just fucking around trying to have some fun with the audience. At least he's not being boring anymore. He is genuinely funny sometimes too.

he is trying too hard, its like those /tv/ autists that wear the drive jacket IRL

 

[C. Cactus]

he is trying too hard, its like those /tv/ autists that wear the drive jacket IRL

Yeah maybe, but he said himself he's on a reality show and trying to entertain. Not everyone's gonna be as funny as Sam or whoever. I know I wouldn't be. I like that he's making an effort. Maybe I'm just soft, because I can't bring myself to dislike any of the contestants anymore, except Damiel.

 

[King George III]

Josie got ANOTHER plush

She just got startled by a TTS alert.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I don’t think Jon is a plant. Early on they hurt his feelings in the show and Sam scrambled to find ways to pep him up. Also, they filter out negative TTS against him ask to not have his sister pull him out. Too many exterior things going on. Plus, the show runners have proven they can’t pull stuff like this off. I’m not betting on their competence.

They don't filter out all negative TTS. Just the ones calling him a tard. During the cell challenge one called him an attention whore.

 

[Aidan]

She just got startled by a TTS alert.

She gets startled by them all the time. Any sudden noise like that has her shaking her head and looking around most of the time. It's funny when TTS is rapid and she keeps doing it.

I'm honestly surprised how well she holds up but I guess it's more a tick than a negative response.

Adding - When Jon had the bat and was banging it she was looking down and shaking her head until he stopped.

 

[RotPockets]

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Teeth yellowed from drinking Jon's piss in a feeble attempt to absorb a fraction of his power

The haircut finally makes sense: Vance IS Reddit

 

[stink rink]

ANOTHER $500 plushie

TTS asked for the names of Josie's plushies last night, but she has received multiple plushies since then.

Spoiler: Plushie Names

• Parfait
• Shark
• Quevo
• (Classic) Queso
• Charlie
• Charlie
• Unknown bear
• Jihoon (or some shit (from the squid game))

 

[afternoon_tea]

Vance's commitment to being cringe is starting to impress me now. Maybe someone slipped some Vance pills in my drink when I wasn't looking.

 

[Meth Until Death]

G'day gents, here we have my favorite Lettie moment on fishtank. The "friendly witch or two snakes" TTS

 

[synapse]

this guy is completely insufferable

 

[Goomatora]

Quavo

I think it's Quevo, half queso and half huevo.

 

[Sammich]

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10:52 FT Vance is "plotting" in B1 again. He thinks he's cooler than everyone in the house with terms such as "I can't stop winning", "You get it now" [as both a statement and question], and repeadily says "I am that dude". Reminder: Vance told the audience a few nights ago his mental state was completely in tact. I'm pressing X on that.

Update:
10:56 FT Damiel is talking about his experiences with drugs (xanax, coke, ect.). If this is all true I kind of feel bad for him. Not in a pity way, but in a sense of "if this continues this guy is probably going to die soon" which I geninuely never wish on anyone. This is continuing the idea that he's probably here to detox under Jet and co's watch.

The piss warlock letty planted teh seed of piss corruption in him, you can see it in his yellowing teeth, he's gonna to become more and more mental unstable until he turns into a piss gibbon.

 

[cobsongemmy]

this guy is completely insufferable
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the 'sharty will love this one, if you catch my drift

 

[Targeted Individual]

Jon's favorite bible book is the book of Enoch, which he pronounced roughly as "eggnog."

Also Josie HATES friday night funkin

And none of them know what the thugshaker is

Now we know he never read The Bible, he hasnt even read about The Bible.
Good thing he's doing it now, because if not in a couple of weeks he would say that his favourite part of The New Testament is "Jesus Christ and the goblet of fire"

 

[Targeted Individual]

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Who is giving the hog hot pockets??? Trying to get her out sooner by killing her???

Is the serbian guy who keeps telling Josh not to use the name of The Lord in vain

 

[stink rink]

Now we know he never read The Bible, he hasnt even read about The Bible.
Good thing he's doing it now, because if not in a couple of weeks he would say that his favourite part of The New Testament is "Jesus Christ and the goblet of fire"

Jon hasn't even read the Cat in the Hat. I don't expect anything from him. He also knows The Book of Enoch is not in the King James version, so that speaks for something.