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The SFX cutting at 2:02 was so perfectly timed.
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The SFX cutting at 2:02 was so perfectly timed.
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Letty got closer to the camera than she's ever been and I can say with full confidence that I would be genuinely fearful for my life if I was trapped in a house with her.
Very small Sanpaku eyes and overly wide thin smile. Scary as hell. Plus the fact that she has that psychotic 4chan dead-eyed stare that's probably seen the death of dozens of small animals.
In the name of the Lord we are very fortunate that they brought down the stream quality so we don't have to see this often.
Very small Sanpaku eyes and overly wide thin smile. Scary as hell. Plus the fact that she has that psychotic 4chan dead-eyed stare that's probably seen the death of dozens of small animals.
In the name of the Lord we are very fortunate that they brought down the stream quality so we don't have to see this often.
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I *thought* the video was fuzzier and shittier than normal.
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I kinda don't believe this because they refer to her as Sylvia and her name isn't even Sylvia lol
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a archive of said twitter.
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Maybe they should keep sfx but only at bedtime. It's annoying when they're speaking but it's pretty funny to see Jon berated by vomiting and mariachi bands when he's trying to sleep.
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He's trying to be cool when being cool typically involves being capable or leading an interesting life. He's just not all that interesting because he wants to fit in rather than pursue what interests him.
There's a CS Lewis quote that boils down to wanting to appear grown up is the most childish fucking thing you can do. He wants to be the adult in the room by behaving in a manner a mature person acts according to him. That means having no real beliefs and folding to the zeitgeist of 'current thing'.
Jon might be a crazy motherfucker, but he's honest and earnest for the most part. Vance is a pussy ass faggot who just goes "Yeah..."
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Do you want a torment game show or a daycare game show, pick one and only one
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Vancecast FT 19:30 Day 13.
He finished answering the first TTS question around FT 19:33, which means this all happened five hours ago. There may have been more questions before I tuned in. I was a little busy at the time which is why this took me so long. If you don't want to sit through the whole video you can just skim this post for its bold sections and see the most revealing parts of Vance's monologue. Keep in mind this is for a longer span of time than the video quoted above.
"I feel like I'm somewhat of an audience member myself watching everybody else. It's really cool and interesting to see everything unfold. The fucking walkie-talkie shit last night, that was unreal, that was fucking awesome (awful?)." He opens a drawer to his bedside table. "By the way, I got like, I don't know, five dollars in quarters or something from that. I think on mic he (jet?) said I can use them to gain an edge over the other contestants. When I heard that... I fucking got out of bed, grabbed 'em."
TTS: What do you think of religion?
"Thoughts on religion? I don't have many thoughts on religion, it's something I don't really think about at all. I think it's good, I think having a community like that is good. Any way that you can get a community and get a stable group of support, any way you can do that is good. You know, obviously, people use religion for bad shit as well."
"I think my favorite part of this so far, I like the mysterious stuff. Trying to figure out what the deal was with Nick Caminos, the walkie-talkie thing, like the mysteries. I like that, that's my favorite thing. And then, coming in here and having one-on-ones, that's one of my favorite things too. When you're in the thick of it all the time it gets to be a lot so it's nice to come in here and kind of hear from the outsiders' perspective a little bit.
TTS: I'm vancepilled for life, what are you going to do with the prize money?
"Yeah, vancepilled, baby! I would buy a house."
TTS: Let's get these plans from last night going, it's Vance time baby fuck yeah wwww
Vance gets up and yells at the top of his lungs: "It's Vance time baby!!!" He lays back down.
TTS: What do you think about hiding Jon's bible? Homie needs a taste of his own meds.
"I don't know about that one, that seems a little dark. I wouldn't want someone to steal, like, my drum pad or something personal. If it's something he gets here, that's a different story. His MRE or, you know, whatever."
"And yeah, what I'm gonna do with the prize money, I'm gonna try to buy a house. I would like a house... that would be cool... I'm gonna lose my voice in here from all the yelling."
TTS: Who is your best alliance in the tank right now?
Vance looks at the camera and whispers "Damiel!"
"I feel like every alliance I have will benefit me in a different way. But, overall, probably Damiel is top... just 'cause he was like a day one. The day one..."
Jon knocks and walks in. He immediately says "Chat said you weh cwying and you needed a hug." "Who, me?" "Yeah." "Damn." "You okay?" "Yeah, I wasn't crying." "You suh?" "Yeah." "Mmkay, just makin' suh." Vance laughs. They talk for a few seconds longer, then Jon leaves.
"Speaking of alliances, I feel like I need to strengthen some of the alliances that I have that maybe are starting to wane off a little bit."
TTS: Vance, when you were holding that black baby was it like looking into the future?
Vance chuckles heartily, he seems to have enjoyed this joke more than the others. "Damn... man I protected that thing with my fucking life. Its head was in the oven, then I pull it out, I fucking like... did some CPR. I worked my magic and he lived. He lived. All for us to lose the challenge." He chuckles.
TTS: Vance, what do you think of Sylvia sleeping through her baby crying for three hours?
"Was that in the cell? I noticed that, I wasn't gonna say anything, I was trying to win that."
He insists on yelling for the paypigs whenever they mention him doing so on TTS. TTS said "viking scream" when asking him about music, a message which I'm skipping over here. "Alright, one more yell for the night, I might need to take tomorrow off as well. That bible reading is making me a little hoarse." He screams, clipping the mic. He talks about how he likes Kentucky by Panopticon, "every Frank Zappa song," though you could just "listen to Joe's Garage." He verbatim says "It sucks not having my Rate Your Music account in front of me" which is the lamest gayest shit of all time.
TTS: You need Jon out before Letty or you will lose in the end. you or Jon you lose
"Yeah, that's... yeah. I know that."
TTS: vance can you do the drum pattern on bleed by meshuggah again it was sick
Vance gets up and gets his drum pad, then emulates whatever that drum pattern is.
He goes on to talk more about music with the paypigs, along with people asking for shoutouts. I'm not writing all of this down, mostly because I don't understand what he's talking about and it doesn't interest me.
TTS: I was for Josie, but I am now team Vance and yes, it's (?)
"Yeah, yeah. Hey, I appreciate the conversion to the vancepilled army, we welcome you with open arms. Josie is sick though, Josie is cool."
"It's hard because we can't just vote people out, a lot of this is audience-based. Obviously, I would love to just take... like if this was Survivor, I would just take Letty to the end, right? 'Cause like, she's easy to beat, but I don't know if that's how this is gonna work. I think Jon is not gonna go very easily, as much as I want him out first because of his popularity, that might not happen because of his popularity and I have to play into that. I just have to adapt my strategy with everything that happens. Like the stocks, every contestant has like a stock, I feel like Jon's is real high right now. So, I'll buddy up with him a little more."
TTS: Yo Vance, you need to start doing shit from the document, shit funny af.
"The shit from the document? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah..." he laughs. "Yeah, I'll read a couple more of these. If you have ideas I'll write 'em down, if you have good ideas."
Vance checks the hallway after talking about music again. "We're all clear..." he talks about Violetta. "She has conflicts with everybody, and that keeps some of the pressure off me. People aren't really focused on me right now, because they got a bone to pick with her... but I'm pretty sure she's going soon. So we'll see what happens after that."
He picks up the notebook of terrible gags. "What else can I share from this document... it's not really a... I mean, it's just like, notes." "I was going to move my bed to random spots in the house, like I was going to sleep on the kitchen table or something."
TTS: tip. hide bullies who audience hates now. first jon then sissy, now sil and lett
This one is a little too cryptic for him, I'm not sure if any of the fish are aware of the Sissy Simmons moniker.
"Hyde hates... fuck, that was hard to follow. Did you say Hyde hates people that the audience loves? Is that what you were saying?"
"I was going to- it's kind of too late now for this one. I would introduce myself to people and they would tell me their name, and I would be like 'nah, I'm gonna call you this instead' and never call them their real name. It was gonna be like, demeaning nicknames, like 'you look like you could hang upside down for three hours, I'm gonna call you Handstand' or something like that. I should've called Simmons 'Handstand.'"
TTS: Letty is riding Jon to the top. Whoever controls Jon controls the universe.
"You guys have no idea... I don't think you could hear what he was telling me in here. Jon told me everything that she said, she said she's trying to get me out, she doesn't trust me, Jon literally told me that."
In a stroke of luck or whatever it is, Jon yells out Vance's name right as he's done telling us this. Vance says "What?!" and Jon mumbles something. Vance leaves and eventually comes back.
"Literally, like... I feel like Jon trusts me. He literally told me all of her secrets... and I do trust him, so I don't think she's gonna ride him to the top. I don't think she's gonna have any success in that. Over me, at least."
Vance tells us an anecdote of his home life of when would lunge to the side in front of his cat, causing it to run away. The cat would do the same to him, it was a game they would play. He had this written down in his notebook because he thought it would be somewhat entertaining to make a contestant flinch by lunging at them like he does with his cat, which is annoying and unfunny. He admits that this bit is "not that good, though."
Ben comes in and pulls him to the side along with the other fish. Ben apologizes for his behavior last night. "Life is really not that bad and I really... I feel a change coming. I feel something in the wind and, uh... I think my life is about to turn for the better." Sylvia says "I'm glad you said that, 'cause I was starting to hate you," which is funny.
He comes back in and starts goofing around. It feels like I'm reading the first act of Homestuck again. He picks up the lampshade and puts it on his head. "There we go..." when he finds balance for a split second. "This would be fucking sick if I could keep this on my head." "Oh god, stay..." "Gimme a sec..." as he struggles. He strikes a number of hilarious poses for the viewers.
He eventually finds a pink fidget spinner within his room. He plays with it, repetitively saying "That's nice..." "This is a nice one..." "That's real nice..." "This one's real nice..."
TTS: Vance autistic master race question mark
"Autistic master race? Are you asking if I'm autistic? I don't think I am. I think part of the reason that they put me in here is because I'm kind of just a generic white guy normal dude for the most part in the midst of... um... oddballs."
He's back to saying "This is real nice..." "That's really nice..." "That's a nice one..." again and again referring to the fidget spinner. One or two more questions about music or whatever come in. Over and over and over for minutes on end he plays with it and mumbles to himself until I truly questioned what led me to listen to some goober talk to himself and write it down for an internet forum.
Sylvia comes in and takes the toy from Vance because it was hers, as it turns out. He starts mumbling "That sucks..." "Wow, this sucks..." and I checked out entirely. This post is already huge and not much more happens after this.
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Im kinda changing my opinion of Syvia. I don't hate her anymore
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I hate her even more now, since finding out she wants to get her friend's cock cut off. No coming back from that for me.
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I don't want her to win but feel like she has potential to escape the degenerate insanity she's associated with but probably never will. She has normalcy underneath the 3lbs of makeup and a ton of insecurities she needs to get over.
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I wonder if Sam will do anything to the puppet master Vance...
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I can't stand her. And it's not even the fatness, it's just her as a person.
Her voice is grating, whenever she "sings" I want to shoot my computer speakers with the biggest rifle I own, her makeup is like a mixup between Kabuki and a Mime, her fashion sense is beyond comically atrocious, she's done piss-for-pay videos, has an OF, etc.
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Im convinced the only cast members not putting it towards drugs are Jon and Josie.
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I did not know that. Fuck her then.
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Trancel manifesto on twitter about how Sylvia gave him XANNEX and was a typical teenager.
Really scraping at the bottom of the barrel to get noticed by people fucking attention seeking troon.
Really scraping at the bottom of the barrel to get noticed by people fucking attention seeking troon.
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It was revealed during the interviews with the fake financial guru.