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He's just continuing the ralph family tradition of roasting animals alive. Instead of an oven, though, its a mexican crack shack with no aircon since he can't afford it.
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She's fineeeeee. He left a pile of food out for her.Smoke is… forgotten…
If Ralph gets a W in the next few days before returning to his Mexican castle rental then the laws of Ralph dictate that poor Cleo will no longer be with us as the L. Maybe instead of boozing on Dax’s couch you hustle back to Mexico to make sure the Cleo (and Smoke) are still alive and safe you retard.
"She's usually a lot pickier"
Damn not even Smoke the cat? It's like Ralph only posting about XanderThis cat is the only thing I care about in the ralphaverse
I stand corrected, I also care about the other cat.Damn not even Smoke the cat? It's like Ralph only posting about Xander
No love for Rozy Cozy? Hopeless cause?I stand corrected, I also care about the other cat.
Right, the two cats and I guess the two children are blameless alsoNo love for Rozy Cozy? Hopeless cause?
What about Tug, the doggo who was left alone with a food pile and died while they were living it up in Cuba?Right, the two cats and I guess the two children are blameless also
Everyone else is a POS
Ok, the animals and children who we can all agree are blamelessWhat about Tug, the doggo who was left alone with a food pile and died while they were living it up in Cuba?
NO LOVE FOR HIM, YOU HEARTLESS SCUMBAG?!
Evan Ralph didn't even get a food mountain when his brother Ethan abandoned him and stole his inheritance.Ok, the animals and children who we can all agree are blameless
Other than that, everyone is a cunt
Although he will still need to have a state-approved supervisor watching him for an hour twice a month in California. Small steps.Not gonna lie, that's a cute cat.
This is a great opportunity for Ralph, if he can look after a cat then maybe he could upgrade to being able to watch a toddler for a few minutes come next year.